What relationship does Britain have with France these days?

Are you BFFs? Frenemies?

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Presumably not the best since France didn't vote fn

we love our muslim brothers and sisters

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There's been a distancing in the last decade. Always been a close love/hate relationship but i think we're genuinely tired of each other now...Or just beyond caring. We're seeing other people and have the divorce papers ready to be signed.
Or i'm reading it wrong, who knows.

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The French look down upon us, and we look down upon the French. We get on more with the Germans, same family group

As usual.
We don't like each other but we would help each other if the need arose.
Go figure

Basically if your a brit going to France, you won't get on that well with the locals, but the British and Germans will always enjoy a beer together

This but unironically

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if you want contraband like a hashish, a butter knife or a nude magazine in the UK, you're getting it from Holland or France. It's a relationship of necessity, not one of mutual respect or endearment.

Currently it's pretty strained because France is desperate to push EU-mandated cucking.

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who?

shut up

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Probably like Athens and Sparta once the Romans started pillaging everything.

Also reminder a Franco-Anglo union could dominate the entire nukeless continent.

When?

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We bet on which one of us is going to be completely wiped by jewery first.
Doesn't look good for Britain since (((their))) plan seem to just let them become a Pakistan colony.
France on the other side is getting piloted directly by the Rotchild's toyboy, so they have plan to at least keep us alive enough to serve our new #BestAlly.
Remember that French ship who fired alongside Israel's shit in Syria recently ? Yep : fuck off USA, France is going to the next best goy !

Basically both nations are just throwing "no u !" about who is the most fucked.

I don't think about France at all.

This but with the UK

We ll call it... "Magrebistan..."

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Why would we care about what Europrovince #15 thinks about anything?
It's a shame but France had it's chance and they went for the biggest globalist in decades. Hundreds of their countrymen slaughtered by jihadis month after month and they decided Le Pen was just too mean.

frogs are in a upper hand at the moment, Brits cucked itself for decades, and eventually Brexit - the biggest cuckold in British modern history.

REFORM THE NORMAN EMPIRE NOW
EXPEL THE KEBAB AND FORM THE FRANCO-BRITISH UNION, RECLAIM THE EMPIRES

ANGLO-FRANC DOMINION WORLDWIDE

French men are sexy. They’re also incredibly rude, just like me so it’s all good. Love

What do you know about anything? fucking chink

>they're also incredibly rude
Can confirm, and they seem to have a different logic system and way of thinking - if they're capable to think at all.
French girls are nice in bed. British women are horrific, they rape men all the time, they should be educated that it's not okay to rape around.

>Brexit is cuckoldry.

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We are closer to the germans than you are

we BTFO them out of our waters the other day fuck you baguette niggers COLONISATION SOON

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Rude ? We invented the concept of courtesy

Naturally. Your grandmothers slept with most of them.

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Can't live with em cant live without em.
Gr8 bunch of lads.

Brit boomers are always holidaying in Guernsey and Jersey.

France uses the EU to keep its parasitic agriculture afloat and protected from all competition.

The UK is trying to reform is agriculture to stop it being a parasitic net loss that claims subsidies and does not feed anyone.

Bit of a conflict of interests.

Better a german than a paki

That may be true but, for example, Gordon Ramsay learned everything he knows from his French chef boss. And we love him for it.

You are tight. We are an agricultural powerhouse but the gibs are killing it

Ouija. That turned out well.

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The food industry is something particular

I like the French. don't get the meme of disliking the French, but French women seem quite liberal and stuck up.

Indeed
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>meme
>never actually been to France tho

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me? I've been like 5 times

>been like 5 times

On a fag and booze run?

Fuck off.

are you alright mate

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are you okay

Mashallah my anglo brother.

F*ck off goatfucker

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french people like all their neighbours, english secretly hate us. our governements are very close

>secretly

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>Anglo brother
In your dreams

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yeah well, you are cute and all in real life when you're not too numberous