>Apply for a job at McDonalds >Score a same-day interview because the regional manager is out of town >Nervous as fuck >Get to the interview a few minutes early >Forced to wait for the interviewer in the room by myself >Adopt CIA's cowboy stance to help calm my nerves >interviewer shows up >Hand him my info folder >"Mr interviewer, I'm user" >"Hi user , nice to meet you" >He sits >I sit >He opens my folder >Starts with the typical interview questions >The_insecurity_rises.bane >He gets to my references >"If i were too call every one of your references, what would they tell me?" >"They would be extremely long-winded" >He laughs >"You're a confident guy" >"For you" >He gives me an odd look like he's not sure what i meant >He brushes it off and continues >More questions >Eventually, he asks me where i see myself in 5 years >"Managing this restaurant... with no dissatisfied customers." >"Good to see somebody with backbone applying for our company. Most of the people who've shaken hands with today had sweaty hands and cracking voices. When can you start?"
Mfw baneposting gave me to courage to ace my job interview, and i'm now gainfully employed.
nice ull like it for a couple weeks then realize owning the building is better than being the manager u wagie.
Michael Nelson
Politics, POLITICS! SAGE SAGE SAGE REEEEEEEEE
Connor Turner
>not working glorious warehouse job its like you want to deal with annoying customers
Hunter King
Fuck you. We're having to fight fucking Slavs and the rest of the third world now you boomer fuck. They can afford to be picky if we native cut the legs from the incomers. Take their wages. Take the future.
Fake. McDonald's orders are placed through machines. You applied to mop the floors and clean up after scumbags that can't be bothered to empty their tray into the trash.
Ryan Thompson
>using the formal >not replying FUR DICH Germany is verloren
>tfw you pull up to the "good" McDonald's in your town (the one with all white staff) and there is a black in the drive through >tfw 5 weeks later every single employee is black, each one blacker than the other
