>falling for the matrimonial jew
>2018
I sure hope you guys don't do this.
That qt you are intending on marrying could very likely be a blubber bomb waiting to explode at any moment.
How are you planning on navigating this nightmare scenario and avoiding the blubbery jew?
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Then man up and make her work out with you
Are you the captain of the ship or not, faggot
Society collapses without marriage you faggot
>then man up and make her work out
not my job, and thats called emotional abuse
>Society collapses without marriage
not my problem if the society is so shit marriage no longer yields benefits
>man up and make her work out with you
How you think this would go:
You: "Honey get your ass to the gym with me and start pumping that iron"
Her: "Oh gosh I love it when you give orders, I can't wait to get my young body back again, let's do this"
How it will inevitably go:
Her: "STOP judging me based on my weight you know I have been going through a difficult period suffering from cravings you are SO INSENSITIVE why should I have to please you all the time when all I get back is these comments and why are you going to the gym anyway it's a waste of time and money when you should be spending that time at home with me where there are jobs to do I already spend enough time marching around the house cleaning up after you and cooking you meals why can't you realise this OH MY GOD I'M CALLING MY SISTER she's right your constant nagging is giving me so much stress and I'm finding it so hard right now to think straight, just STOP, will you please STOP THIS I've HAD ENOUGH if it isn't one thing it's the next and you're simply never happy well I wonder whether my friends were right that you don't appreciate me enough despite the fact that I AM WORKING SO HARD to keep your life together for you and it makes me wonder whether you spend any time at all thinking about the things that I NEED but no you simply boss me around and..."
You: "oh honey p-pleas.."
Her: "just STOP, will you please STOP THIS I've HAD ENOUGH if it isn't one thing it's the next and you're simply never happy well I wonder whether my friends were right that you don't appreciate me enough STOP judging me based on my weight you know I have been going through a difficult period suffering from cravings you are SO INSENSITIVE why should I have to please you all the timeI'M CALLING MY SISTER she's right your constant nagging is giving me so much stress and I'm finding it so hard right now to think straight, just STOP, will you please STOP THIS I've HAD ENOUGH if it isn't one thing it's the next"
Would kill to have this desu
Pierce brosnan? Us Irishmen are the sexiest in the world lol anglos can't compete
Based and pinkpilled
i never seen a happier person on the planet.
Pierce Brosnan is a feeder. He gets turned on by making his wife fat, and it's also a power play, if you've seen his kid. Bone skinny.
Brosnan is an obvious feeder. If you look at pics of those two over time, he visibly appears happier the fatter she gets.
This but unironically
This confirmed. Pierce is the happiest man on earth.
have you been down that road ?
no, society collapses without children.
I generally turn down wedding invitations, but I've been dragged to 2 wedding (1 was my cousin, 2nd was family member of my now-ex). ffwd 5 years, both ended up in a divorce.
marrying is by far the most retarded thing you can do in your life user. she WILL cheat on you. she WILL find someone else. she WILL divorce you. you WILL lose half of everything you ever owned.
your best bet at life is convince someone to have children with you, preferably from the same race as you.
Fattening up your wife is the fun part
lol @ pierce rushing home from the filming of goldeneye with three extra value meals and half a pie leftover from the craft services table to watch his wife eat dinner
He's a great guy. His wife still doesn't look too bad
>This
Is what I struggle with. It is the sole reason I don't get married. Yes, I know I need to repopulate and trust me I want to; but the chance of this occurring (which in today's society is more than not likely) is a yuge deterrent for me.
>society collapses without children.
good fuck society
>using Based Pierce for anti-thicc propaganda
Fuck off bong.
This. Women are overly emotional insane people and have been given too much power and have no idea how to be responsible with it. They are selfish and shortsighted and make poor decisions that we all end up paying for.
His wife is perfectly sculpted. Pierce knew what he wanted and how to get it.
>Are you the captain of the ship or not
Men haven't had authority in ages. What's with you tradcucks and thinking it's still the 1950's?
>matrimonial jew
You stupid fucking cunt. Go to bed.
She gave him two sons and she's pretty hot for 50+.
AAAAAAAA
Yup. Notice how he touches her belly as she gets larger. And that smile at 253 lbs is priceless. Mission accomplished.
this is now a Bond , James Bond post
you know what to do lads
you don't marry someone you're planning on being physically attracted to
Kek. Master craftsman.
Jews hates when Christians procreate. The holocaust never happened. Jews are not white.
are you a fag or something
who gibs a shit she was hot she breed him many sons?
>roasties jews and faggots butt hurt by a good woman making white babies
>His wife is perfectly sculpted.
Yeah? Who's the sculptor, Henry Moore?
>emotional abuse
Holy shit you’re faggot
mmmmm hot damn!
> please have my babies
Thats what hittg the wall at full speed looks like lol
>oh honey p-pleas..
That’s where you fucked up.
fucking Courtney man, can't even make spaghetti lmao
she's fucking obese
He's a feeder.
found the faggot
Are you a femanon?? Because I dunno how you could manage to sploog all that out so incredibly accurately if not. Scary.
Look at this heathen, unable to appreciate Pierce's magnum opus
No but I have a mother. Pretty much heard all of that said fairly regularly over the years.
>blubber bomb
Kek
Useless moron. You force her to feel bad through subversion.
>Be me Jow Forums always on cardio and occasionally benching
>pretty well cut
>girlfriend gained weight quite a bit
>she’s always stuffing herself
>still make love to her on and off but fuck chicks at the gym to get by
>finally it hits her
>gym buddies come over it’s a dude and his girl
>we’re all eating some hipster vegan shit
>bragging and flexing our bodies
>gf is visibly upset
>there’s my angel, will be right back gonna do some rock climbing
>come home 4 hours later and she’s attempting the P90x
>see that she’s vomited a couple times because she’s not used to it
>ask her if she’s ok
>hard headed she says she’s fine
Long story short; I didn’t even have to say a word. I just rubbed that shit in her face with even lifting a finger. She got to a skinny thick but good shape and tone going.
Exactly right.
You don't ever quiver. You don't ever hesitate or wimp out.
Don't get mean either, though.
Just say calmly "nope. Get your purse, we're leaving now" and if she utters a single word of protest, that's when you take her arm gently and say, in a soft, tender voice, "honey, you KNOW this will make you feel better. Studies have shown that exercise blah blah blah mood blah blah blah exhaustion blah blah blah self-esteem ETC. I'm doing this FOR you, and I'll take you out and buy you some nice new workout gear afterwards." Kiss kiss.
Done.
Don't approve of the cheating part, because if she found out you'd lose all your advantage.
But overall, very clever and pragmatic, great job.
Yep. His kid's anorexic. Pierce is a freak. Kind of creepy actually desu, feeders make my flesh crawl.
>b-but the people online are calling me a 30 year old boomer because of my belly
This, don’t sperg out and get mad, that shows you lost control, and especially don’t be a submissive faggot. Women want stoic, not soi.
Damn he is basicly the same but the woman....
They do age like milk
It helps to hire a good lawyer and write a prenup.
If she objects, point out that nowadays, women often end up paying alimony too.
You never confront a women with logic retard. You just start making her walk everyday with you and chat. Then move it to riding bikes through the park. Or try swimming every weekend. You lack intelligence and tact.
Sex is for making children and forging meaning out of life by paving the way for their success. Sex isn't about cummies. If your wife becomes a fat cow but gives you 4 sons she's infinity better wife than a thot who stays hot but is barren. Any knight of honor would know that. Also any man at arms who caught you praising whores over a wife who had birthed him sons would kill you on the spot.
Basically if you think sex is about cummies you're a faggot.
Imagine being such a britcuck that your wife instinctively talks back to you.
fag
Oh, wow. Sorry user...
Still impressed, kek.
Sounds like you've been here before. Not our fault you're a spineless faggot
>implying Pierce didn't do that to her on purpose
I guess I have to post this because of all the
faggots
in the thread.
>implying Pierce isn't into it
She’s obese.
She only looks halfway decent because she is young.
You are a fucking idiot.
I tip my WhiteKnightTM fedora to thee.
Well.....sex is for both, actually. Point is don't neglect one over the other, ever, because that's how relationships fail. And especially if you had kids, you don't want your relationship to fail because that really, really hurts them. As a generation of selfish boomers found out. You know the old line, "but I can't be a good parent if I'm unhappy! I did this for them!"? It's bullshit. Study after study shows that kids need their parents to stay together, regardless of whether they're happy together or not. A kid would prefer his parents together, even if they are fighting, over being pulled between two different homes and lives and having to deal with stepparents etc. In fact, unless you're actively trying to strangle each other, most kids don't even notice or care about the state of your marriage. They just desperately need the security of two parents and a united family until they are old enough to be independent. Bottom line. It's developmental biology, you can't talk them out of it. "Me" generation boomers BTFO, now they get to deal with their hopelessly screwed-up adult children forever.
this fucked up society needs to collapse. our culture is diseased to the core. it will never return to what it once was.
165 looks just about perfect for me.
Pierce looks like he loves his thicc woman.
She's a fat cow.
men age so much better than women. jesus
Lolz
sauce on that sculpture?
She's still hot in the second pic, in a different way. Thicc body but face is still pretty lean. Enjoying her at both slim and thicc stages and everything in between has to be a treat.
Marriage is population control for the sheep. Limits breeding due to genetics and monetary limits. The wolf impregnates all fertile women.
>Pierce Brosnan threatens to divorce wife if she goes for liposuction
if you weren't so hopped up on estrogen you would realize that thicc is the ideal body type for breeding
i want to breed the middle so bad and make a litter
This. /tv/ talks about it sometimes and its hilarious.
>i never seen a happier person on the planet.
my thoughts also, look how satisfied he is with himself and her. total alpha, he loves his wife and stays loyal despite looking better than her
Pierce "Dr. Grow" Brosnan
Pierce "From Russia with Cake" Brosnan
Pierce "Butterfinger" Brosnan
Pierce "Thunderthighs" Brosnan
Pierce "You Only Eat Twice" Brosnan
Pierce "On Her Majesty's Secret Pantry" Brosnan
Pierce "Diamonds are Delicious" Brosnan
Pierce "Live and Let Dine" Brosnan
Pierce "The Man with the Icing Gun" Brosnan
Pierce "The Spy Who Loved Brie" Brosnan
Pierce "Moonbaker" Brosnan
Pierce "For Your Mouth Only" Brosnan
Pierce "Octogullet" Brosnan
Pierce "A View to a Cake" Brosnan
Pierce "The Gorging Daylights" Brosnan
Pierce "License to Grill" Brosnan
Pierce "GoldenPie" Brosnan
Pierce "Tomorrow Never Fries" Brosnan
Pierce "The Servings are Not Enough" Brosnan
Pierce "Diet Another Day" Brosnan
Pierce "Creme Brulee Royale" Brosnan
Pierce "Quantum of Sausage" Brosnan
Pierce "Piefall" Brosnan
Pierce "Perfect Her" Brosnan
Pierce "Never Say I'm Full Again" Brosnan
>Pierce "From Russia with Cake" Brosnan
he loves that gut and she's probably loyal as fuck and he seems happy, why are you mad?
All the pictures of them together he seems so smug.
>blaming men for women's behavior when the state forbids any male dominance under threat of imprisonment
You're a cuck or a woman, not sure which.
1, protect yourself from government feminism with either a solid prenup or get married in the church but not with the state
2, stay fit and consistent with a good diet yourself, be a leader by example
3, drag her to exercise and demean her for being a lazy slob because and is literally hurting the relationship and being a bad role model to her children
> women will respect a man who is strong, consistent, with leverage
You haven't fallen for OP's "matrimonial Jew" yet...subversion might work on a girlfriend, because you can pretty much leave anytime without repercussions. After getting married and having kids, the exhaustion of caring for them will give her the perfect excuse to stop exercising.
I bet Brosnan loves fat chicks and encouraged his wife to gain weight. He doesn't look unhappy with her at all.
Fuck gen x women were smoking. Cunts.
I like to believe the whole "conspiracy to destroy the white race" thing isn't real, and is just a meme.
Then I see threads like these. And I'm not so sure anymore.
Here she is in that video
youtube.com
>as a politician you think the Jewess won't immediately start attacking you through passive aggressive marriage bullshit the moment you marry her if you don't fulfill the political whims of her (((senpai)))
>but she fucking does and she destroys you by doing it, no sex for months as she fucks niggers while you work overtime for the DNC to try and make this shit happen because you think everything is ok but it's not
>that's why you picked up a coke habit and started hating niggers as a DNC Chair
>because of that fucking Jewess you married who betrayed your trust and made you into a leftist demagogue and she's still smug to your face about how she slaughtered a lamb
>you didn't used to think that she would weaponize her relative's divorce firm to utterly fucking destroy you until she laughed about being dropped off by some niggers who vote left to my face in the front door of my opulent home I worked honestly to be able to afford but then she fucking drops her uncle's divorce firm business card (he also works slush money and keeps people out of jail) on the way to pour more wine
I'm not telling any of you who I am but you're all right and I never wanted any of this. Marriage was weaponized against me to subjugate my power unto (((them)))
still have faith for humanity because frankly I now understand the Jew is just a fucking Jew and normal people exist and I they do because normal people do not fucking behave like the kind of Jews I am forced to agree with
>DNC Chair
>not telling any of you who I am
o-okay
LOL the funniest thing is that actual fat chicks hate men with fat fetishes. They want their men to obsess over skinny bitches but take in their lard asses anyway. Pierce got a thin chick and then fattened her up. Nobody suspects a thing and she can't leave b/c she's now fat AF and he's the hero for staying with a fat disgusting wife, while he's secretly getting off on her fat rolls every single day.
Based. Faggot fashion designers have convinced men that anorexic women who look like pre-pubescent boys are attractive. Pierce knows better.
Unlike Pierce, I assume most husbands don't like their wives to get fat. How does one prevent the blubber bomb? Leading by example can only motivate so much...