/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - ALL SMILES EDITION

Reminder that if you're not a:

>White Male

>White Evangelical

>White Southern

>White Rural

or

>White Working-class

You're not welcome here!

VOTE HITLER 2018

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Very nice

SHIT GUYS

NOW TRUMP MUST FIRE SESSIONS AND BE CHARGED WITH OBSTRUCTION

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Nighty night, God Bless you Beady-eyed one

TRUMP TO REVOKE GREEN CARDS FROM IMMIGRANTS ON WELFARE

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I'm sorry it's not yet legal to drop kick this yeasty gash out the back of a V-22.

I JUST GOTTA AWOO!

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New Hampshire Anons, I need you real quick like. What are great places in your state to visit?

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I'm leaving this here for some dumb people who don't understand how inflation works

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whoa lets burn the constitution PRONTO

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It's still going through as scheduled, isn't it?

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No.

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Since when?
Says who?
Fuck off, anybody that supports Trump is cool.

So at the moment it's still basically "SHE'LL TESTIFY! (as soon as you cave into all our ridiculous, unconstitutional demands)"?

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Portsmouth, Lake Winnipesaukee, and Mt. Chocorua.

And then everyone clapped. But who was that little boy?

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>things that happened

>bad gay
So gays in general?

Wow, my dog said the same thing

President Hawaiian Judge won't allow this.

He will be confirmed, Collins, Flake and Murkowski these 3 cucks will vote nay.

THIS IS WHY BITCOIN WAS INVENTED
NOW WE CAN HOLD GOLD AND SILVER AND BITCOIN
GUD SHIT

Rolling for a habbening tonight. Bored and need something bigly to go down. Not like a shooting or anything, but maybe a statement from Grassley telling this lying cunt to fuck off.

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>it's real

awoo
awoo
awoo

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Be scared

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it is Jow Forums after all

Well that's disappointing.

#resist

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>spic named Hitler going against a political rival named Lennin
I lost my sides. I have transcended the need for sides.

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Yes. Yes, they are.

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What's it gonna look like in November user?

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3DPD

things that never happened
>my 14 year old daughter

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This thread is better than the rest of Jow Forums, don't believe me, check the catalog.

yes and it probably will stay that way until at least sunday night

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wtf I love guilty until proven innocent now

Just go fishing there

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And then the fucking white males clapped.

>Trump let the Kavanaugh drag on to lower the public's trust on the media
>Then drops the news about restricting green cards who use welfare at the lowest point of trust in the media
Holy fuck this man is on another level

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very true

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Is Meredith any good? It looks so comfy.

Simulation?
Hit me up with a link

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He can't if they do.

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no doubt

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>mfw

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>real Jow Forums kill
true

but I need (you)s to feed my family and only the white man has enough (you)s . Back on my board there's not enough (you)s to go around

I want to go hiking there not fish.

Legit cringing that someone wasted time making something so incredibly gay.

What the fuck is happening on the second panel?

He will be waiting forever then. She isn't real.

>270towin.com/2018-house-election-simulator/
Here you go famalam

the way it should have been all along
But dems needed the votes
GOPe needed the CoC contribs

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they will at some point vote for brett its just they wanna cuck to the democrats 1st

Certainly.

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Why not both, you can literally grab a line barrel, attach a hook to it, put bait and fish wherever to have a meal at night when you camp

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How is that second panel not slander?

I totally believe a teenager said that. No really. Don't you believe in my completely not sarcastic sincerity?

Yeah I totally believe a 14-year old girl used the word craven.

Okay you have won me over.

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What's the official schedule for the vote?

AWOOVEMENT!

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Yes. My family has a cabin there. It's very comfy.

What is going on with big buy? Is that a battery powered headwarmer?

biggest bullshit ever. I didnt realize some of us think we live in north korea.

"The wall doesn't exist" they said.

big guy*

This Weeks News Summary (1/2)
>Titles are lazyily copied from my txt file names

>intel comittee to release russia witness reports
archive.is/ajfAZ

>freedom of speech enforcement
justice.gov/opa/speech/acting-assistant-attorney-general-john-gore-delivers-remarks-justice-department-s-forum

>deportation judges restricted from dismissing
unv.is/reuters.com/article/us-usa-immigration-sessions/sessions-limits-u-s-judges-ability-to-dismiss-deportation-cases-idUSKCN1LZ2TG

>dems threaten trump fisa doc release
infowars.com/dem-governor-threatens-trump-somethings-got-to-happen-to-this-guy-hes-sabotaging-the-world-order/

>Birth Certificates Are Tools of White Supremacists (and i still can't believe i read this)
web.archive.org/web/20180916205402/https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/2018/09/11/birth-certificates-have-always-been-weapon-white-supremacists/

>kavanaugh parents accusers defendants in court case
web.archive.org/web/20180917152904/https://af-mg.com/2018/09/17/breaking-news-christine-fords-parents-were-defendants-in-a-1996-foreclosure-case-guess-whos-mom-was-the-judge/

>kerry considered for logan act
archive.is/ZRJxB

>lisa page no russia collusion before mueller counsel
archive.is/UIt46

>Mueller Emails and Txts (FOIA Acquired)
drive.google.com/open?id=1nu7SZvGCr5kZSG1MGj307Sj2uvHxwYHd

>mueller emails txts continued
truepundit.com/internal-emails-texts-reveal-mueller-team-conducted-meetings-with-msm-reporters-in-restaurants-bars-starbucks/

>rosenkike must declassify
archive.is/l3V82

>Space force to cost $13b over 5 years
unv.is/military.com/daily-news/2018/09/18/space-force-cost-13-billion-over-5-years-air-force-secretary.html

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BE
CAUSE
THERE
ARE
ONLY
2
GENDERS

Free postmate delivery through weekend. promo: byesummer

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Is that truck named Coal Roller because it rolls over blacks?

>They've gone from 8 yr. olds to 14 yr. olds
A bold move by the twittards.

This Weeks News Summary (2/2)
>Titles are lazyily copied from my txt file names

>stork destroyed evidence
archive.is/O8XOK

>supersceding japanese military manslaughter
justice.gov/opa/pr/superseding-indictment-filed-against-man-charged-attempted-manslaughter-us-airforce-airman

>trump to rein in lower courts
archive.is/2R5UQ

>Disgraced FBI lawyer Lisa Page told lawmakers no evidence russia
Fox News - archive.fo/aeEhp
The Hill - archive.fo/tjhyf

>us no assist jewsrael in russia plane shootdown
unv.is/military.com/daily-news/2018/09/18/us-gave-no-support-israeli-airstrikes-led-russian-aircraft-shootdown.html

>chinaman running california pension system
archive.is/hUbmJ

>HERRO PREASE EXPRAIN PREASE
web.archive.org/save/https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/explain-the-chinese-spy-sen-feinstein/2018/08/09/0560ca60-9bfd-11e8-b60b-1c897f17e185_story.html?utm_term=.10eda336f25a

>abraham lincoln the rapist
archive.is/Zc1aW

>google considered subverting travel ban
archive.is/SU227

>Florida Man Strikes Again
justice.gov/opa/pr/florida-man-pleads-guilty-surreptitiously-producing-and-distributing-pornographic-audio-and

>Bastard Disgraces The Marines
justice.gov/usao-sdal/pr/former-marine-receives-33-months-embezzling-over-500000-marine-corps-and-over-20000

>Britfags strayas be spying on trump
infowars.com/former-trump-advisor-uk-treated-trumps-support-for-brexit-as-a-threat/

>lets play spot the spic
archive.is/BmNHp

>aaaand it was bait
infowars.com/nbc-news-rosenstein-was-joking-about-trump-coup/

>aaaand it was bait part 2
archive.is/OcUy9

>supposed draft order against social media
archive.is/MfvWN

>she didnt move far enough
archive.is/thA0u

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>4th pannel.
OY

>When you're reading an article online, and you get a funny feeling, so you look up the author...

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