They are the cuckest people on this fucking planet.
They even have another retarded word for this : SITZPINKELN !!!
And it's not some recent SJW shit, they are doing this from decades.
This is the sign that they are a sick people, with a retarded language, bastards of the franks and destructors of europe.
Don't believe the merchant's lies. I even pee in the sink when no one's home.
The frog on the other handm besides only taking a shower once a month, actually has, i shit you not, holes in the ground and garden hoses as public toilets on campgrounds.
What the fuck frogs?
And don't you dare bring up the language topic, ccontinue being irrelevant in peace you maniacs.
Nothing wrong with sitting down imo.
it may be more practical with a cutted dick ?
imagine thinking that covering the ground in stinking piss droplets that make your bathroom smell like the paris subway is somehow more based than sitting down like a civilized person
I sit while I piss at home but don't trust a toilet I didn't clean since my dick can touch the bowl
I don't know, maybe you can control the shoot ?
it's disgusting and it makes tiny drops splash everywhere
however like this patrician said it's hard to trust a toilet cleaned by anyone but yourself, people get lazy and disgusting, especially the kind of people who do these jobs
Kek, how small does your penis need to be for you to be unable to control where your stream hits?
This is what the kikes want kraut. You gotta stop. They made this stupid rule so youd rebel and do stupid shit. Like pissing in the sink. just piss like a normal person to rebel.
Mexicans literally put their shitty toilet paper in a trash can by the toilet. Love you guys but it is disgusting and you wouldn’t know what a clean bathroom was like.
see !
no man should ever clean a bathroom
Checked.
Appreciate the input. I'll consider it. It seems that always do the opposite of what the merchant says can't be applied every time.
Totally agree on that senpai, can't even imagine how people can live doing that.
Most of the south of your country are in the same situation though
*southerners in
Thanks for the input chubby. How's painting those figurines going?
LOL BTFO
the left picture makes me think that he's pissing on the seat
How dare you insult the south
>So and more also do God unto the enemies of David, if I leave of all that pertain to him by the morning light any that pisseth against the wall. (1 Samuel 25:22)
Eurocucks who don't piss standing up are not men.
try this
on monday you'll clean your toilet and the room and walls around your toilet, use a blacklight and watch, stand up and pee everytime and clean your toilet like you normaly do (if you do) and use a blacklight on sunday and watch
second week do the same and don't clean
the thirth and forth week do the same as week one and two but sit down to pee and see the difference.
even besides that, i find it quite comfy to pee sitting at home unless i find a tree to pee against or a bush, then i enjoy my peepee while standing.
i guess it's nature and indoors
I'll never sit to pee, unless I'm taking a giant shit at the same time. I hate this bullshit of women thinking they own the toilet. I grew up in a house full of women, and my dad. Every fucking day my sister's and mom complained about the toilet seat, as if my dad and I gave any fucks. I got so fucking tired of hearing about me not putting the seat down, or getting a drop in the seat if I didn't lift the seat I decided the best way to deal with this shit, since I'm not going to be the ass who's constantly forced to touch the shitter seat. It's bullshit. Women expect men to not only lift the seat to pee, but also put it back down when they're done, because I guess women are incapable of looking at the toilet before they sit down.
This is what you do. Lift the seat, because even if your aim is perfect, there can be some splashes out of the bowl that can land on the seat. Then, when you're done, lower the seat, AND THE LID. This forces women to touch the toilet area, and they hate to have to do that, and they can't complain, because what the fuck are they going to say?
>DAMN user! I HAD TO LIFT THE LID TO GO PEE! LEAVE THE LID OPEN!
I would not put it past a lot of women, but it shut my mom and sister's up about it.
>that subtle left foot adjustment
This here is proof we are living in a simulation. Someone was proud of this victory animation.
Are you telling me signs that ask you to not piss standing can't be found ANYWHERE else on earth?
Your English is shit
Are the people who piss while standing all manlets? My piss reaches terminal velocity when I'm standing and this makes it splash everywhere. Also, I have no problem with sitting on the toilet and then standing up after, I'm not sure why some people find it so tiring.
Bro what happened to being a gentleman towards woman? I get that mothers and sisters can be annoying and stupid but why do we have to act annoying and stupid too? Anyway I piss sitting down, because I like the bathroom to stay clean and not have piss droplets everywhere
It is the most mesmerizing footage I’ve seen all year.
Except basically pissing all over yourself from splashback.
It's nasty and unsanitary af. Only single moms teach their kids this dumb cuck shit
>splash back
Just don’t fucking piss so hard then
Ive never seen that before ever untill today
Why don't women lift the seat after they're done using the toilet?
really makes me think
How? Do you guys have microdicks or something btw? Average here but Im like 4" from the fucking front of the toilet.
Ive never seen one and if I did I would deface it, then piss all over the floor. Fuck anyone telling me to squat and piss for their own satisfaction.
Women hate the fact that men can piss anywhere they want with great ease. It must suck to not be able to do that. But at least they get to wear cute clothes.
Imagine being so cucked you make your natural necessities like a woman, denying your natural advantage of pissing whenever you want without making contact with any surface.
Pathetic. Trully pathetic.
how do you say Unremarkable Penis in Krautspeaken?
Yeah that is uncomfortable but i discovered peeing sitting down during a hangover and haven’t looked back.Because they are women. I guess we gave them the sense of entitlement desu.
>my single mom asks me and my brother to piss sitting
>we were like 7-8yo and even then we told her to fuck off
>not peeing on your front lawn
makes the grass grow
I can confirm I pee in the sink. I was pissing in the hallway last night because I was watching this Nicolas Cage movie called Mandy and the remote control battery was flat so I couldn't pause it. The quickest thing to do was to piss all over the hardwood floors and clean it up later.
german bathroom habits are the most degenerate thing in the world
Women have a knack for picking fights they know they're not going to win.
Actually, I'll amend that.
Women have a knack for picking fights they think they will win, but everyone else knows they won't.
pretty much
Let´s not start sucking each others dicks just yet. I say we should piss wherever we want, as long as we have any sort of etiquette & try not to offend without reason.
I heard rumors about this lol. People who date/is married have their gf's/wives ordering them to piss sited so they dont have to clean the droplets. Its a cucked millennial habit.
I have a cut dick and i always stand pissing
Pissing while squatting/sotting is proven to be healthier and cleaner. Just goes to show that germans are people of culture and knowledge unlike their degenerate neighbours
Wait you dont do that?
American plumbing succesfully flushes more than mere toilet paper. Freedom sized sharts with paper towels and no clogs!
unless you've got a homosexual low-flow toilet.
can i get a chad/virgin meme on this for perspective
Gonna need a citation on that one, Achmed
>fat muricans prefer sitting to standing
What a surprise
50% of japs urinate while sitting too
((( a new study )))
why not piss in the sink? it's like a urinal that can also wash the tip of your dick.
Change your pee pee angle so that splashback doesn't occur. If your line of fire is tangent to the curve of the bowl, splashback is virtually eliminated. For my bowl's curvature I have to sit off centre line to align my aim to tangent, and angle my torso parallel to the floor to almost piss backwards.
at least we have a bathroom habit, unlike mutts who shit their pants.
you disgusting lunatic
NOTICE THAT THE GUY PISSING IN THE PICTURE IS BLACK
THIS DOES NOT APPLY TO WHITES
WHITES ARE A CLEAN AND NOBLE FOLK
INB4 REDDIT SPACING, FUCK OFF
>Piss in sink
My brother. Pissing in sink is the best feeling ever
>do what they want for a while, piss sitting down
>aim your piss upward anyway so it slowly splashes up the toilet bowl and under the rim
>keep at this for a month, but since the population is woman + cucked male, nobody ever lifts the seat
>one day, lift the seat and leave it there
>you've likely ruined the veneer of your toilet seat and stained the ceramic by several month old fermented piss that nobody's paid attention to
I sit to pee in my toilets at home. It’s cleaner. I don’t care how good your aim is bros: there’s going to be more splatter standing up and peeing from a greater distance.
Public restrooms I always stand though of course.
Also, German is a great language. It’s not quite at English/French tier of richness and sophistication, but it’s provided for a lot of great literature and has its own charm. Hochdeutsch is underrated, as is Russian.
Careful, you don't want to attract witches to your sink as well.
Yes, and if I am sick, then it's better if I'm on antibiotics. That doesn't mean I should take antibiotics all the time. Enjoy your thin excuses to piss like a lady. Lmao are all eurocucks this onions?
you poor poor pussies
Pissed off but has to sit
I see meme potential here, someone take a screencap for the future.
>mutts shit their pants
kraut education
checked
explain this hambuger helper
>Walmart
Didn't you have a nigger petting zoo at one point in time? Walmart's the free-grazing type.
Does anyone else have trouble sitting on the toilet because of the size of their genitals?
Every time I sit down to shit I have to hold my dick and scrotum up to keep them out of the toilet water. Would they expect me to bend my dick in half to do this without submerging it?
I can't be the only one that struggles with these issues.
How does everyone else handle it?
acting like this is not a vital part of americunt culture
dream on muttling
It's called the witch's kiss and if you're not obese you just sit in the correct position.
people quite regularly sit in wet spots.
Are you fucking retarded?
>>How does every woman piss?
>wet spots.
to much information boogaloo
you might feel like a king but that is juts....
Dude you're retarded if you don't see the marginal benefit in sitting to pee versus standing to pee. You don't have to worry about walking around with pee splashed back on you plus you get to sit down for a bit. It's nice.
No I'm not fat I just have a show-er and a large scrotum. How big are the loos over there compared to Americo and how do you sit? I legit can't piss while taking a dump.
Whatever you say, eurocuck
muh eurocuck
whatever brings you trough the night 52%
the only time piss gets anywhere besides the inside of the toilet for me is when I start pissing in 2 different directions at the same time for whatever bizarre reason once in a blue moon
Like I never understood fuckers that get piss everywhere, do they not aim? Shit even just no handing it if I stand close enough i can piss with no mess
>How big are the loos over there compared to Americo
On average you have a smaller seat but a bigger target. Think wine glass vs. champagne saucer.
The gf (no penis) is a mutt and she prefers yours, I prefer ours.
*you have a smaller seat *over here*
-M-m-muh 52
-R-r-r-right Mohammad-sempai?
I can understand how guys can miss sometimes. What really fucks with my head is the amount of piss on the floor of ladies' bathrooms. What the FUCK are they doing?
They sould stop shoving things up their asses
Whatever bitch sometimes miss like half my piss on the floor get over it.
better than shitting in the streets?
really?
>Pissing in sink is the best feeling ever
elaborate?
I miss the days when I peed standing up. I was young, single, and had a strong stream. Now I'm old, have a weak stream, and a wife who's number one pet peeve is me pissing all over our bathroom.
>Pretending to have cultural independence
Keep trying, meine kleine kindernazin.
How many times do you take a piss per day? I can't honestly believe a man pissing anything more than 20ml isn't wetting their balls and dick with the back splash while using this cuck core method.
I have never had a problem with splashback while sit pissing. Now urinals, it's inevitable you'll get splashback from those.
>kindernazin.
kys
No need to be rustled, eurocuck
>Mfw forgot what the word for piss is in French.
>Google tells me it's "pisse"
Really disappointed, was hoping for a much more elegant sounding word like merde.
such spirit.
you won