>be me >basically write speeches for my boss >I’m one of his faves >he trusts me and likes my energy level >constantly makes Steve Miller Band references to me >after every meeting or discussion we have in his office he says “fly like an eagle and get the fuck out” >see him in the hallways “you know he made his livin off of either people’s taxes.. chah chah chah..” >i go everywhere with him >went to the Carolinas this week >”hurricane” Florence recovery efforts >boss is sitting their handing hot plates to people that “don’t have anything to eat” in their cars >kinda like a drive thru >fuckin hott and muggy >checking the latest /PTG/ >then i heard him >he was making fart noises as he made his way thru the crowd >look up from iPhone and see the kid from Bad Santa > devouring a cherry snow cone >as he passes by i grab the snow cone >HEY GIVE IT BACK >where’s grandma Thurmon? >I DONT KNOW YOU! >his decibel level makes me look around >you like giving hugs? >he gives me this catatonic stare >look around again and back down at him >reach into my pocket pull out my clip >here’s 20 bucks go hug that tall guy over their they keep calling the president >he looks at the twenty and smiles >can I buy a snow cone with it? >i don’t give a fuck what you do kid, just take the money and go hug that man >40 >toss the snow cone in the trash can a few feet away >non negotiable >takes the 20 and walks off >moments later pic related
>Her best friend >from the party where she was (((raped))) >never spoke to said best friend about THE PARTY THEY WERE BOTH AT WHERE SHE WAS (((RAPED))) holy fuck what a delirious cunt, imagine if she actually is insane, this can happen so easily so many times.
Nathan Nguyen
God dang it Brad Pitt was hot when he was built. Always remember to lift, kids.
So they claim she's a witness, she says no I didn't witness anything, then they said her testimony doesn't matter because it didn't happen to her. Starting to look less credible than the holocaust
Blake Green
Only if they agree to terms already set forward. The vote on Monday is an option
Wyatt Nguyen
i think they'll push this to make grassley look like he's flaking instead of standing by his monday deadline
Jayden Jones
It's a pan sexual ayy with human skin that was born male, transitioned to female, then back to male, then back to female.
>So they claim she's a witness, she says no I didn't witness anything, then they said her testimony doesn't matter because it didn't happen to her. Starting to look less credible than the holocaust This THEY said she was a witness.
>God dang it Brad Pitt was hot when he was built. Always remember to lift, kids. ? Are you acting on a movie to be on 1% body fat willingly? Otherwise there is no reason to push yourself to that disgrace.
Julian Mitchell
It could be a small house party. I've been to a few of those and it's always a lot more fun than a party with 20 people. I am glad that every single person who supposedly attended this party has now said nothing like what the liar Ford says happened.
>Starting to look less credible than the holocaust and thats already really suspect
Noah Cruz
> # Just remove yourself from the gene pool.Or learn about what the Constitution does and then open your shill mouth Because so far, you are spewing nonsense due to your lack of knowledge. I can't even explain to you how you wrong because you wouldn't understand a short explanation(you Jane to have a basic knowledge how it all works for me to put it shortly)and I don't want to write a fucking book
Juan Jenkins
tell me of your cuisine
Lucas Phillips
Whose fucking house was this supposedly at? Did they break in somewhere illegally or some shit in this womans mind?
Carter Perez
Registering New Voters Day 1 >Ring doorbell >Little blond boy answers "Hello, sir, would you like to register to vote?" >Little boy stares at me for a second then says "Yes." >Man inside kindly informs me that everyone is already registered to vote >Thank him and start walking to next house >Little boy follows >Asks me what I'm doing "I'm registering new voters." >Oh >Neighbor answers door. Ask her to register, explain that the boy is helping >She is already registered >Man starts yelling for boy to come home off in the distance >Lose boy around a corner >Another future Trump voter is born
>food Chink food isn't going to help you conquer anything, you should be relying on your shitposting abilities, Trump's proven that can lead to domination
I was made when he folded, but turns out her entire narrative is shattering around her. She will have to just dissappear and no downfall will come to republicans, who basically white knighted til the end. Even faced with obvious bullshit.
Camden Martinez
>war need Jews confirmed
Holy shit.
Hudson Ortiz
Haven't you heard? >>this time she is going to win in a LANDSLIDE A LANDSLIDE user, GUARANTEED. These people are completely divorced from reality.
Aaron Lewis
>lends further credibility to her story Scuse me whatthefuck?!
Just 21 hours until Ben Shapiro's new show changes Conservative media forever
Aiden Ortiz
Aniston really had him in his prime
Jacob Morgan
This is why we should never take women seriously. Just say something like, oh, you were almost raped 35 years ago, that's sad...I'm thinking prime rib tonight for dinner. Go ahead and toss the potatoes in the oven.
Matthew Roberts
From the massive crowds obama is pulling you better believe she has a shot this year. You guys are fucked.
When are they going to turn those into cute girls?
Zachary Ward
Ford fuck our whole football team but me. She said my black dick was too big. She said she liked to suck small white ones. She mention Kavanaugh and she when she gave him a blow job he stuck his finger up her ass. This all happened years ago. I would like to testify to help ford. i do have a big black dick.
Juan Thompson
Smoked shrimp is good (Throw another shrimp on the barbie) what else have you got?
