Join the Border Patrol!

i don't think it's an advanced position. patrol, report, detain. thousands and thousands cross legally between the borders everyday, i imagine those kind of positions are included there as well

>how dangerous can it get ?
Fucking pussy.

The world is dangerous. Do something to fix it

It's a perk.
You know they do.
>you wanted to enter US ,Me enter you ass

Almost certainly a bonus.
Even for low level positions it should be a plus. There's also plenty of room for advancement.

I hope you anons are seriously considering this, unfortunately I have a long term job so I can't join the crusade but they're hurting for staff and some people who really believe would be a great help yo actually accomplishing something in this country.

if i lived near the border i'd gladly volunteer my time.

ran over 7 emu's yesterday trying to get in my backyard
bastards peck at my grass and leave beer cans all over. jobless fucks

but i must say the idea of having a special "border patrol" is ridiculous. repelling invaders is the duty of every living american.

Join ICE. The Border Patrol literally helps the so-called refugees from Central America to settle in America

Also, if you want crazy money, then join the border patrol. You can make millions by receiving bribes from cartels

As for danger the CBPO is the less dangerous position but Border Patrol Agent is also open.

>CBPO

This is a career ladder position with a grade level progression of GS-5, GS-7, GS-9, GS-11, and GS-12. You will be eligible for a promotion to the next higher grade level (without re-applying) once you successfully complete 52 weeks in each grade level (with supervisor approval). For example you could:

start as a CBPO in Dec 2018 as a GS-5 and make $33,394 - $78,394 per year*
be promoted in Dec 2019 to GS-7 and make $41,365 - $86,365 per year*
be promoted in Dec 2020 to GS-9 and make $50,598 - $95,598 per year*
be promoted in Dec 2021 to GS-11 and make $61,218 - $106,218 per year*
be promoted in Dec 2022 to GS-12 and make $73,375 - $118,375 per year*

How much does it pay? I'm ex military and have a 4 year degree and I am sure as hell not going back to being payed pennies again. I've hit the reset button more times then I like even though I'm sure its a cool job.

pay is good, about 48k starting with pension after 20 years

danger comes from being caught by cartel and starring in a torture-death video

>Join ICE.

i've already downloaded their operations manuals and if i recover from this most recent bout of depression i'll probably do a little independent investigation

Border Patrol people can probably move to ICE positions after some time.

>BORDER PATROL OFFICER

This is a career ladder position with a grade level progression of GL-5, GL-7, GL-9, GS-11, and GS-12. You will be eligible for a promotion to the next higher grade level (without re-applying) once you successfully complete 52 weeks in each grade level (with supervisor approval). For example you could:

start as a BPA in December 2018 as a GL-5 and make $41,187 - $51,484 per year*
be promoted in December 2019 to GL-7 and make $46,879 - $58,599 per year*
be promoted in December 2020 to GL-9 and make $52,285 - $65,356 per year*
be promoted in December 2021 to GS-11 and make $61,218 - $76,522 per year*
be promoted in December 2022 to GS-12 and make $73,375 - $91,718 per year*

>getting sloppy seconds after the coyotes
gross

knew an ice guy from a deployment, he was a guard dude too? but spoke fluent spn/english, carried a beretta on normal day to day. typically they targeted people w/ warrants, i'd imagine it was dangerous at times. they probably have their own internal gang units etc

and i'm not just concerned about mexicans either. there are too many legal immigrants as well.

what's it pay?

The hiring process is ridiculous. You'll almost certainly fail the poly. They have close to a 80% failure rate on that part, Google it. They're notorious for it. That's a much higher failure rate than the FBI. This is after several interviews, medical exam, fitness test, background check, and entrance test. Absolute horseshit. Go ICE instead.

>r year*
be promoted in Dec 2019 to GS-7 and make $41,365 - $86,365 per year*
be promoted in Dec 2020 to GS-9 and make $50,598 - $95,598 per year*
be promoted in Dec 2021 to GS-11 and make $61,218 - $106,218 per year*
be promoted in Dec 2022 to GS-12 and make $73,375 - $118,375 per year*

You can make millions by helping the cartels.

Why not? One way or another drug will come to the US, so why not taking this opportunity and spend those millions on yourself and White causes?

female beamers bodies are weird as fuck. They look like an icecream

>$33,394 - $78,394 per year*
>that range*

I'd love to be a predator drone pilot

Because you would be traitor scum who should be lined up and shot.
See my posts here

I'm going to join Customs after I finish my degree in Criminal Justice then transfer to ICE. Should be pretty fun.

Yeah I'm not sure how they calculate these besides including overtime.
Get a green card and join the air farce.

>transfer to ICE
Why not just go straight to ICE?

No thanks.

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Another good force is the coast guard.

Godspeed user.
Still can't hurt applying. I would definitely support anons joining ICE as well, I justsaw this and thought it would be good.

fuck off border patrol recruiter, I cant believe that nobody has spoken up about the fucking border patrol shilling on this site for recruits, what the fuck happened to this goddamn website that its so fucking normalfag now that a fucking federal agency is trying to recruit on here

NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

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central american natives do have a strange body type. shortstack beaners. some of them around here must be well under 5'

is that a high capacity manual reload box? save us hillary

No it can hurt applying. When you have to take endless days off your current job to then get fucked in a ridiculous polygraph, I assure you it can me you bitter as shit. They have one of the worst hiring procedures in the government. I'm not kidding.

I'm not a recruiter, just a vdare reader (I know its alt right for boomers) and thought this could be a good opportunity for motivated anons to make a difference.

I know it's naive. I think the government probably has to fall for ZOG to be dethroned but there's a chance to do a little good.

>traitor
Really? America is not even supposed to have a standing army or nonwhite subhumans as citizens for that matter

Being a traitor to the US government, is loyalty to the Republic

Join the border patrol and get some cartel cash to fund the White insurgence

border patrol isn't a career, it's a civic duty.

There's a little more to it than that. Friend of mine is trying to get hired. You have to go through a lot of shit to get the job. A gazillion references, a polygraph test, etc., etc. Takes about a year.

Sounds fucking terrible. Not only do you have to worry about cartels, but you have to worry about cartel implants in your organization and others not affiliated with them working with them.

so do it yourself. you don't need to join ICE

I'm saying that you would be a traitor to the people. Bringing in more squat bean people and drugs to undermine us. The government is against the people but you might get to arrest some beans.
Didn't know, but unemployed or unengaged anons might stick it through. Unfortunate that this is the case.

>love riding an atv
>tan, don't burn in direct sunlight
Sign me up!!

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Spanish and english are very similar anyway you stupid amerimutt

This is good. I want there to be open recruitment for government-sponsored death squads here. We're just starting simple.

Sounds like a great way to end up missing or under the thumb of the government. You can internalize what ever idealistic world you want but that doesn't reflect what we're living right now.

You smoked a joint, didn't you?
>fucking degenerate

t. salty POC

D...Does that nigger have a grenade?

If it wasn't such a pain in the ass process, I would already be kicking ass and chewing bubble gum and banging hot legal latinas again while living near the southern border (was at Ft Bliss my 7 years in the military).

I have work experience working under the table and for my father.. but It's been many years. Think theyd hire me? Also, how much do you make? I'd love to deport the beans, sounds cash.

they should be grateful to anyone attending to the duties they've neglected over the years. they don't even have to pay me. how good a deal is that? be the change you want to see, right?

I've been debating joining. I filled out my application but haven't sent it yet. My main problem is having to live in a desert in the middle of fucking nowhere. Majority of border patrol stations are shit unless you want to commute 3 hour round trips to work. Combine this with 50-60 hour work weeks and you're looking at 0 free time.

And again, middle of the desert 100+ degree heat weather.

>Bringing in more squat bean people and drugs to undermine us
The drugs will be in America ONE WAY OR ANOTHER

You can take the money and spend those on yourself, your family and your face

OR

serve the cucked government like a lapdog

Normal people won’t take drugs anyway, so you conscience can be clean. Not like banning the drug trade is constitutional to begin with

I am 46 years old, will they take me?

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Oh mah nigga, I got a bj on base from this temp worker Brazillian. Illegal she finally said as she choked down each load

Nothing I did disqualified me. They couldn't get a good read so I was disqualified for inconclusive results. That's it. Polys are a joke.

This is probably the most spanish you'll be using
youtu.be/E1_IYJnyLXo?t=23s

Cut off is 40 sorry man. Unless you have prior military or maybe prior law enforcement(?) not sure about the last one.

Probably the most noble job in the country protecting the country from invaders.

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The age cap is 40 unless you get a waiver

37 or 38 is the limit unless you're a veteran.

>And again, middle of the desert 100+ degree heat weather.
This, fuck the hot.

Can't. Criminal record. Waiting for civil war.

Better to ask for forgiveness than permission.

> vdare.com

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Fucking hell JewTube's time skip thing doesn't work here

Mechanized? If you got your TS during those 7 years it should open up some options for you other than Border Patrol

Do cartels really bribe you? I'm guessing if you get mixed up with them to make some cash, youre putting yourself in a pretty fucking compremised situation. Damned if you do, damned if you dont.

Yes, they give about 100k per smuggle, but you're stuck until they don't need you anymore, then it's 50/50 they kill you

The Border Patrol literally HELPS central american “refugees” to cross the borders. It’s a PART OF THEIR JOB

>usc fag

were you one of those chinese blood money foreigner students? why would a usc pussy go anywhere near the border?

There have been several spic officers arrested for that kind of thing.
Click the links in the article, it's legit.
>Normal people won’t take drugs anyway, so you conscience can be clean
Bullshit. Look at the opiate problems. The normal white working class is suffering this chemical warfare.

i wouldn't take 60 mil to do business with any of them. not a dime. we need to round them up and immolate them in a great pyre, and spread the ashes along the border to ward off bad spirits

>then it's 50/50 they kill you
is not likely to happen. you can always flee America.
the weak are cleaning themselves from the gene pool. that and abortion is the only eugenics we can have at the moment

Thanks, Chaimbach

Can i join

hell no you can't join. it defeats the purpose.

Instant black friend.

They'll probably let you if you're a citizen but it's a bad policy. Still if you help debean thr country I guess that works for now.

You ever been on the border in the summer? It gets hotter than fuck down there. You want the nice gubament truck with the A/C. They call one of the trails up from Meh-hee-co Jornada Del Muerto for a good goddamned reason.

t.New Mexican

Unfortunately no, as none of the commands you'd be yelling at people include "remove cloth" or "show vagene".

>Still if you help debean thr country I guess that works for now.

what's the point? you're just trading one foreigner for another. and the poo is harder to remove.

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Policy has to change or shit has to collapse. At least he's on Jow Forums and they're already hiring beaners to work on the border patrol. It's not perfect, I know, but that's how it's working right now and I wanna be nice to our pooanon.

All you have to know is one word: "Adios!"

>At least he's on Jow Forums

the very idea of some poo coming here and making a career out of this mockery makes me sick in the pit of my stomach. they'll get theirs someday.

>It's not perfect, I know, but that's how it's working right now and I wanna be nice to our pooanon.

it's not just imperfect, it completely defeats the purpose.

Fair enough user. I'm just trying to be enthusiastic.

and if you happen to believe in "fairness", keep in mind that mexicans, being the posterity of early explorers and natives, have a far stronger claim to our soil than some rando pajeet. i'd take in 1000 mexicans for every poo sent back on a slow boat to india.

Kek

All y'all are just salty your Indian boss was mean to you at your minimum wage earning job at 7/11

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Sorry for late reply fren. You have to already be in CBP to go into ICE. At least that's what it says when I go to USA jobs. Gov I think that's the website.

Indians generally hire other Indians. Also, “y’all” is off-limits to foreigners. It just sounds dumb.