The oldest meme: Pretend that you like alcohol. Beer and wine do not taste good, nor whiskey, champange.
I can assure you that if the drinks did not make you drunk, you would not touch a drop.
BONUS: Drinking alcohol to pretend to be someone in front of women.
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itt: user realizes there is more to drink than taste.
life is pretty good, huh? even for morons like you
>tween just tasted wine for first time
im in my 20s and have never had alcohol, am I missing out?
Not at all. Don't start now. Seriously.
>Different people like different things
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alcohol is fine if you only indulge once in a blue moon to get laid or kill the e. coli in your foreign cuisine.
If you want to (((socialize))), you should try alcohol. If you want to help build the ethnostate, you should not consume alcohol, ever.
it's lovely, you have baby taste buds.
everybody already knows this fool
I'm kind of a drunk and I agree. It's why I drink shitty cheap vodka. I only drink for the effect.
Dafuq is that fugly thing in OPs pic?
NO. YOU ARE NOT. DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL, YOU DO NOT NEED IT.
Kinda nice to see the old copypasta, tho.
I'm 28 and I just quit drinking. There's no point
GOTTA GET SO DRUUUUNNK
Yes you are it's good, just don't over indulge and it improves your life.
To quote Afroman:
"I don't drink [beer] for the taste I drink it for the effects. Pussy nasty but you eat that don't you?"
Oh look! You're exactly the degenerate OP was hoping for.
There's a point when you hate yourself
>I can assure you that if the drinks did not make you drunk, you would not touch a drop.
So why do stores still stock non-alcoholic beer, dumbass?
The only beer that has I taste I enjoy for taste alone is Gordon Biersch's Hefeweizen and this Grapefruit Hefeweizen from Germany.
But as a whole, I agree.
Bonus....I like to drink alone.
Homebrew master race. You shilling for energy drinks again?
>I enjoy liquid candy
Wooooooooooooooooooow ok mr badass, I like you, you can come over and fuck my sister anytime
it's an acquired taste. after you've been drinking it for years and years you really do come to enjoy it.
Alcohol is a vice. I'll drink a little when normies force me to but alcohol itself adds nothing positive to any healthy persons life
Yeah I do not really like alcoholic beverages. I don't like the way thy taste. I prefer soda and juice. Kind of ridiculous to worship or venerate alcohol when it mostly tastes like carbonated cardboard water or something.
I guess when people drink it it makes them feel like a MAN MAN MAN YEEEEEAAAH
I bet you drink cum
Beer is the most disgusting shit I've ever had the misfortune of tasting
I wonder what carbonated cum tastes like.
Honestly i love bitter things so a good ipa tastes good to me. I quit drinking and it's pretty much all i miss.
Yes.
> alcohol itself adds nothing positive to any healthy persons life
>I'll drink a little when normies force me to
I find hard alcohol warms my throat so I think it justifies the terrible taste.
man thats just your tastebuds being overpowered by a pavlovian reaction to getting drunk
Hard cider tho
Think.
Why does tequila make my clothes fall off?
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Fuck off mohammed. Alcohol is a rich part of our history and you ought to be ashamed for posting this blasphemy
I find that after three quick drinks I don't care how it tastes.
Literally the European drink. Invented in England. Everything else, foreign.
This is an 18+ board
I drink malt liquor like you chug your dad's cum, faggot
In all my years of hard drinking, those are the only two that genuinely taste good.
Let me guess, you're a neat malt bourbon guy, but only if it's aged 115 years and served at -5 degrees because you can't handle the burn
It’s still amazing, broh
NPCs consume alcohol because they have no choice but to conform to social trends and peer pressure.
Alcohol is disgusting.
Alcohol tasted really bad at first, but I was a teen and wanted to have fun with the others so I kept drinking on the weekends with them. Now I love the taste of certain alcohols though. I’ve had similar experiences where I started liking new foods as well, guess my tastebuds just got acclimated to new things.
Keep it in moderation and you'll be fine. Unless you have willpower problems anyway. The days of getting shit-faced are behind me fortunately.
Drinking Boulevard The Sixth Glass right now. So Good. Fuck you teenagers.
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Quick, somebody make it the Jow Forums drink
or drowns them out of their sorrow and misery I guess. But who knows. My dad was an alcoholic, never met him.
sure but who cares.
it's fine to drink as long as you don't get drunk.
There's really not. When you do it long enough and you sober up to find your liver, pancreas, gallbladder, stomach, and intestines are all dissolving, and you're both shitting and vomiting blood, you don't hate yourself any less. You just hate yourself still, and also it hurts like three bitches and a bastard.
Some things taste good
I enjoy alcohol for the pleasure of it, often a little bit by myself. I don't really get drunk, some people just genuinley like it.
You must be 18 to post here.
Thanks professor positive
I like the taste of a lot of cheap beers, not memeing at all, I'll take a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon over almost any beverage of any sort
Taste is extremely subjective, only an absolute fucking idiot would suggest otherwise (yes I know where I am)
Only losers don't drink
You are right. I do not understand the widespread popularity of alcoholic beverages. The effects for a time afterward is easier for me to get than drinking for taste. I would just drink root beer or Coca-Cola, instead, although most of the time, I drink water.
You will always find shit in the market. And I assure you that beer without alcohol does not represent even 1% of the beer that is produced.
I do not know anyone who has ever drank a beer without alcohol.
As far as I know, beer is the only alcholic drink that offers a non-alcoholic version.
I have powers, I can't get drunk I will destroy the whole town, maybe even the whole world.
>You will always find shit in the market.
>WalMart always stocks shit that never sells.
>but you eat that don't you?"
No, I don't like cream cheese.
I like the taste of beer.
>I can assure you that if the drinks did not make you drunk, you would not touch a drop.
Beer without alcohol tastes good as well. The alcohol is just a bonus.
It's fine to drink in moderation. Don't be one of those guys whose entire personality revolves around their taste in alcohol though or people will make fun of you.
Sounds like OPs friend got hammered and made a fool out of OP for some sweet poon, all while OP went to a party sober to probably "white knight" for a roastie. BONUS: OPs actually gay for his friend.
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It is part of the History of all nations and races, you genius. Including the Muslim History.
I only started drinking when my wife got into it shortly after I got her pregnant. Now we drink all the time. It's great stuff.
Jesus, I might be a drunk but I still have some self respect.
Personally, I prefer smoking cigars to drinking. I mean, when was the last time you ever heard of a cigar smoker getting in trouble with the law?
>hammered
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Bro...
:D Thank you.
You gotted me.
>Changes to nigger flag
>muh malt likka
Do you also pour a 40 out every time one of your bros gets killed by da rayciss wypipo po-leece?
Some alcohol tastes good, 95% of it is shit flavored to be slightly less shit.
Honestly love the taste of beer and wine now. But I used to be a little faggot like OP and I could only drink sugary goon and other shit like that. Pic related, I think it's Pavlovian positive reinforcement. Same thing happened to me with coffee. I imagine the same thing would happen if I started smoking as well.
Absolute madlad
>starts drinking after she gets pregnant
True. Sad that they haven't really come up with a pill that makes one completely trashed for a period of time with no hangover desu.
So why did you make this stupid thread you fucking spastic?
It doesn't taste good because it is poison
daquiri's can be made with no alchohol
margaritas and wine aswell I believe
>wine aswell I believe
Yeah, its grape juice.
I was the same way dude but honestly sparkling wine tastes good and it gets you sloshed good and proper for pennies mate fucking pennies
I need it to cope.
Raising a child's gonna be soooo hard.
Fucking missis wasn't taking her pill.
At least now that I'm on whisky I got an excuse to beat her.
>pavlovs ahegao
I always have wondered why the people who love tasting some fruit or any other taste, like for example chocolate-cherry in wine, done just go to the next supermarket and buy cherries and chocolate. Nooo they drink wine trying to find a little bit of cherry or whatever. Stupid people.
I'm the same with you with beer but it tasted nicer to me as I got older. Taste buds prefer bitter more as you age.
I smoked for a few months but it tasted shittier and shittier as time went by for me.
why alcohol though, it's such a dirty drug. try kratom
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have fun with your FAS baby
Sheeeit, I need anudda drink
I bet you just drank that pisswater Bud and assumed they're all like that.
>I never developed an adult sense of taste so everyone else must be lying about it
Shitskin detected. I've never met a white man who didn't like the taste of beer. I rarely drink to get drunk, but still order a beer with my meal when I go out to dinner.
It's a real mystery, Sherman.
Alcohol is just easy and socially acceptable.
I would say give up the alcoholic jew and try smoking weed instead, but it seems you have control problems and would overindulge in that as well. Try channeling your stress into more productive shit like exercising.
Breh have you even tried that before. It's pretty good