HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I want to buy Jade's game too

Ass creed is shit. Women have composed great music and written some good stories for games in the past.

>diversity hire incompetent devs
>burden on white/asian male devs increases
>white/asian male devs leave company
>pressure on the remainder increases further
>company implodes

Dude I'm at university and companies post jobs and shit that are exclusively for non white men

It wasn't, but that wasn't creative's fault.

you're right, leaf, it would have lasted longer
if you're postmeritocracy, you're done for

Too bad Tell-tale games has gone under.

Because there are almost no white men in your country. It makes sense. And FYI being white means that you're blond and have eyes different from brown/black/red, so you aren't even white.

I was really impressed with 2, they fixed all of my complaints with 1. Brotherhood was great too, went downhill from there. The one in Constantinople was solid but I stopped after 3, what a pile of shit

>a spic defining what is and isn't white

hilarious

When you have to meet quotas that are obviously bias it's totally fine. Just don't hire the best fit because it will end up being racist or sexist.

I'm blonde and have grey eyes. Be quiet mutt.

Like you would know what's white, jose sanchez.

>Literally the "La creatura" country where they all come from.

Always hated assaisns creed such a stupid story line

kek

Post a picture or shut the fuck up. I'm so sick of your kind shitting up my country.

Roberta Williams. Young ass bitch nigga.

KQ is garbage

ur a whit mayl

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Amy Hennig deserves credit for her writing on the Uncharted series.
4 was not my cup of tea, too personal and touchy feely compared to the first 3.

If you did some research you'd find there are a few others than just Jade.

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only the chinese got it right

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too bad theres only 12 attractive chicks in china

Every game with Ezio as the main character was great. Even the pirates game was cool. Everything else was dogshit

i know the 5 guys chick from GG, who are the 3 others? i dont play video games so i dont know

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She wasnt the dev retard, she was a pretty face producer fast tracked to sell the game.

She is smart but knows fuck all about game design

Wow overpaid group of women becoming the downfall of a previously successful compmay by insisting on working in the most expensive place to live in the country?
Who woulda thought it

>job title
>creative this or that
before "diversity engineer" and "inclusion manager" jobs, the "creative" team jobs were the positions given to the girlfriends of the men actually making the games.

women are why diablo 3 sucked.

how so

>4 was not my cup of tea, too personal and touchy feely compared to the first 3
Agreed, Amy Hennig did a great job. And she didn't have anything to do with the 4th.

Did telltale fail because they took a post modern sjw twist on their business model or because their games had nothing going for them once it was obvious that player actions made no difference?

Is ping pong one of the cheerleaders?

But if they don't even invite you to the interview then it's fine?

>grey eyes
GO BACK TO AFRICA

They hired a bunch of womyn since diablo 2

>that haircut

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Roberta used to be a guy so nope s(he) doesn't count

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>you and 93% of other players chose to remain silent because you were making a snack in the kitchen

What's fucked up is that there were probably a few women who worked on all that shit back in the day but because they were winners in a meritocracy and not forced diversity nobody was mad about it and it caused zero problems. Now its actually harder for those women. Oh well.

>mfw no qt chinese ping ping playmate

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She also worked on the Legacy of Kain series, the writing in those games was top fucking notch.

is it legal to discriminate based on sex in job postings in US?

Roberta is our girl i remember reading a bunch of racist shit she'd spouted

How can the west compete with this? China already won and i would advise you to teach your children Mandarin if you are serious about their futures.

It was repetetive, 2nd was the best, rest of the games are pure shit, didnt even play through the first parts of most, and thats coming from a napoelon boo

Japanese companies do this too, though not as explicitly. They hire good-looking women and give them meaningless jobs.

You can't make this shit up

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>base your studio in overpriced bay area region
>hire more employees than what a powerhouse developer would throw at a AAA flagship franchise to make licensed shovelware that can be effectively pirated via youtube
>ignore that half of the people that you're paying are all filling deadweight consultancy positions and spend most of their time farting in beanbag chairs while tweeting about Trump instead of contributing
>act surprised when your bloated mismanaged mess of a company eventually goes bankrupt

Welcome to the hell of your own making, Jennifer!

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Everyone does this mate. Why do you think bosse's secretaries are nearly always young pretty dolled up thots?
The prettier/more handsome you look the likelier you are to get a good job. Shit's deeply ingrained in humanity.

>people in the background don't even notice

THIS IS WHAT RAPE CULTURE LOOKS LIKE

I know you dont honestly believe that statement.

Slowly but surely, you're becoming one of us.

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>they're surprisee when they got shut down
they deserved it, you dont hire a bunch of literal faggots and feminists and expect to not shit down

pop pop
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Its true. Gf started wearing attire more suited for the club than an office and got a promotion.

Literally if she didnt wear tights, you could see her arse.

it's for the showing.
If you have a sexy secretary, that mean you are doing good.

Between you and me... Boy or girl, I'd still hate fuck it.

that's her on the right

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those bitches are making bank then

Son she probably swallowed mad children up in that bitch and you kissin that skeeze on the mouth after too, sucker. Your whole clique soft too

women arent shit. And not every man can do it either! Srsly race and sexist is pretty edgy and shit, but theres stupid people everywhere! The problem is when things are FORCED and UNNATURAL

Top left one is Nina Freeman - godawful "game" dev who uses stock artwork to write walking simulations. Utter trash developer and she's pure feminist cancer as well.

I only know about her because when Steam introduced their new refund policy she was bitching about it, because she knows buyers would refund her shit instantly.

hawt

wat

>Roberta Williams.

LOL Roberta is literally a tranny, used to be a guy.

found the roastie

Why cant they juat make video games for boys and video games for girls and put them in separate isles like toys at toys r us and just stop this whole fucking thing.

I don't even like video games but come the fuck on: you're a sexually frustrated, awkward and somewhat pathetic person. The only thing you have is video games. The only thing you NEED are video games. Why the fuck are all these busybody cat ladies policing something they don't even fucking need? Even the ugliest and fattest fucking woman can literally go outside her house and find something to do. The people to whom video games matter don't have that! They only have video games! Fucking hell, leave them alone.

In the words of the virgin mary, come again?

> telltale is bankrupt
How the fuck?
They were making gorillion games every year, and those games were relatively popular.
Did they do diversity hiring for financial positions too?

nice one mate, got a giggle out of me

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WoW influence is why diablo 3 sucked.

No (yes)

>juat make video games for boys and video games for girls
You really don't seem to understand the left at all

She sucked dick at the office

We no longer live in a country of laws

There were pretty strict racial laws in Spain and colonies, so not that hilarious actually.

I think this is the end game, they just aren't realizing it. Soon normal and adjusted devs who care about video game quality will splinter off from the propaganda producing sheltered degenerate swine, get moderate amount of success in indie studios, once they make enough money then big companies will want to sponsor them to get in on the action, and so on and so on.

At least I think. I don't think about video games too often but this is what I came up with.

Mad dick

Can you repeat that in english

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Holy shit that clip

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Original AC was shit

no, but yes

>are saying is responsible for the company going down hill. Because she was hiring exclusively women. And women suck at making video games.

Dude I'm as alt-right and pro-GG as they come and I'm having trouble with this one although I haven't been paying attention to GG for a couple of years now. Game studios fold for all kinds of reasons.

On the other hand I can't understand how something as cheap to produce as a TT game can fold. They were good for what they were (yeah yeah walking sim) and had a good niche and were making bank I thought. I don't understand this at all.

SJWs pushing discriminatory anti-merit practices are indeed cancer, but it's the usual cancer that these industries seem to be able to carry some of at least.

My friend, I regret to inform you that the lady you are courting happens to be a shameless trollop. She has engaged in oral sex with multiple co-workers and has ingested a copious amount of ejaculate.

Probably the greatest webm I've ever seen here