Brit/pol/ - Northerner Edition

>May: EU must respect UK in Brexit talks
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45603192

>UKIP aiming to be 'radical, populist' party - Gerard Batten
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45593648

>Anjem Choudary: Security concerns over radical preacher release
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45590895

>British jihadists refusing to leave Syria
bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-45593493/british-jihadists-refusing-to-leave-syria
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>The official British army fitness programme
theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2008/jan/07/healthandwellbeing.fitness1

>Information On Legally Owning Firearms In The UK
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youtu.be/s10ldVRHRSw
express.co.uk/news/politics/1021458/theresa-may-not-quitting-government-brexit-politics
thesun.co.uk/sport/football/7313976/brighton-women-vs-liverpool-women-live-stream-tv-channel-kick-off-team-news-womens-super-league/
metro.co.uk/2018/09/22/petrol-prices-could-be-about-to-drop-by-1-50-a-tank-says-the-aa-7970780/
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6197429/So-one-Windsor-Queen-forced-record-Christmas-message-c.html
channel4.com/news/positive-professor-steven-pinker-on-how-the-world-is-actually-getting-better
theneweuropean.co.uk/nigel-farage-at-leave-means-leave-rally-in-bolton-1-5707217
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/labour-party-conference-corbyn-brexit-stance-second-referendum-final-say-speech-a8550901.html
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45616308
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-45614688
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-45605528
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-45602923
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-45616881
youtube.com/watch?v=sM1LOMZjFJ4
youtube.com/watch?v=a-GQDCtt1Vk
youtube.com/watch?v=SPe2EwzGK48
youtube.com/watch?v=wEpwXfyV188
politico.eu/article/michel-barnier-eu-will-offer-uk-unprecedented-deal/
news.com.au/world/europe/eu-brexit-negotiator-reveals-divorce-deal-with-britain-will-go-through-in-the-next-few-weeks/news-story/811c1b3b7881b4b04c0aafca7d1b5275
reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-barnier-changes/barnier-offers-better-irish-terms-to-get-brexit-deal-idUSKCN1LY2TF
youtube.com/watch?v=kOeAXKUK6aM
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45611738
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45614468
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45609604
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45606819
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45601502
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45593648
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-45601394
bbc.co.uk/news/business-45604230
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45599122
youtube.com/watch?v=-OGd4gplxQM
youtube.com/watch?v=CEjU9KVABao
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twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

First for Souf FC

Didn't see this LARP thread already up... oh well
Early morning chill
youtu.be/s10ldVRHRSw

SO YER FORT YOU WERE TOLKIN' TO A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL DIDN'T YA YER LITTUL WRONGUN?

*unzips scalp*

WELL YER WERE REALLY TOLKIN' TO ME. UNDER ARTICLE 6, CHAP-TAH NINE OF THA 2009 ANTI-NONCE ACT, YER UNDAH CITIZENS ARREST YOU ARE SUNSHINE

ERE, 'AVE A FAG. IT'LL BE THA LAST FAG YER AVIN IN A WHILE WHERE YER OFF TO PAL

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Anyone here?

Fuck off you cunt

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Come on lads let's get this party started

RooshV is probably the best of the bunch of retarded YouTube personalities.

Shame he supports Trumpstein. But I just happened to catch a video of him and he was mentioning people who, "I'm not a racist, I'm not a sexist" and entering their frame when they do that, and he's exactly right. Anyone who is apologetic or shows even a brief crack in an argument, they already lost.

Someone tell him Trump is a Zionist will you.

>Theresa May: The lady’s not for quitting...
express.co.uk/news/politics/1021458/theresa-may-not-quitting-government-brexit-politics

>Brighton Women vs Liverpool Women: Live stream, TV channel, kick-off time and team news for the Women’s Super League clash
thesun.co.uk/sport/football/7313976/brighton-women-vs-liverpool-women-live-stream-tv-channel-kick-off-team-news-womens-super-league/

>Petrol prices could be about to drop by £1.50 a tank, says the AA
metro.co.uk/2018/09/22/petrol-prices-could-be-about-to-drop-by-1-50-a-tank-says-the-aa-7970780/

> So much for 'one-take Windsor': How The Queen was forced to re-record Christmas message
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6197429/So-one-Windsor-Queen-forced-record-Christmas-message-c.html

>Positive Professor, Steven Pinker on how the world is actually getting better
channel4.com/news/positive-professor-steven-pinker-on-how-the-world-is-actually-getting-better

>Behind enemy lines: Inside a Leave Means Leave rally
theneweuropean.co.uk/nigel-farage-at-leave-means-leave-rally-in-bolton-1-5707217

>Labour conference live updates: Corbyn indicates shift in Brexit stance towards final say vote as gathering gets underway
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/labour-party-conference-corbyn-brexit-stance-second-referendum-final-say-speech-a8550901.html

>Brexit: Labour 'would back members' on new vote, says leadership
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45616308

>V&A Dundee welcomes 27,000 in first week
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-45614688

>Speed limit change call on 'dangerous' Gilfach Goch road
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-45605528

>SAS veteran Chris Ryan says NI must stop looking back
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-45602923

>Walthamstow shooting: Teenager's death sparks murder probe
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-45616881

FOOKIN 'ARRY KANE MISSED AGAIN
*savagely beats wife*

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so you name is reference to that film then?
i had wondered

>May: EU must respect UK in Brexit talks
Enough of that shit. How does this flag make you feel?

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what a shit flag

A fox is the croydon cat killer..
Bollox it is.

cam on CAM ONNNN!!!............ naaahhhoooooo FA FUKS SAKE PUT IT IN THE FUKIN NET

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Far out

I was asking the bongs.

XLM is mooning dudes, and fairx isn't even out yet.
You're all invited to my hippie commune when I'm a millionaire.

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YESSSSS FECKIN SAVE!

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Lmao fantastic

0/10

Ave a fookin word with yourself eh, it’s seven months till the hillsbourghcaust anniversary!

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>approaching

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happy equinox

youtube.com/watch?v=sM1LOMZjFJ4

Fuck off faggot

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fucking 'ell go back to sleep lads its only 9am

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>He's on that faggot cartoon website discussing politics.
>laughing_slags.jpg

youtube.com/watch?v=a-GQDCtt1Vk

Look like you typical Brexit voters.

nearly 10 mate
check your clock

youtube.com/watch?v=SPe2EwzGK48

There is nothing wrong with football

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Nonce detected.

Y-you too

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What programming languages do you use??

NERD NEEEEERD!

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as opposed to shitskin remainers?

t. gammon

Alpha beta gammon?

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I can smell ya

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depends what i'm writing
when i was little boy i learnt to write bbc basic version 5
the last thing i wrote was php/javascript
should do some more work on that code today

Sure wish I had a degree in media studies and no penis so I was worth something as a human being

youtube.com/watch?v=wEpwXfyV188

>potential general election in November according to multiple sources

Oh fuck. Anyone else watching (((Andrew Marr)))?

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Paid or hobby?

both
got any work for me?

What do you think about the idea of writing a userscipt/addon that gives you a video-game style score in the top right-hand of the screen based on how many (you)s you get?

shouldn't be too difficult
i'll give it a go if i find some time later

Why don't you fuck off back to lgbt, you mentally ill little freak
No one likes you, not even your parents you abomination

Yeah please don't worry too much about it if you don't want to do it. I appreciate that you have a valuable skill and people asking you to do stuff for free isn't the best.

paedophile

why don't you take a tour of Jow Forums and count the amount of gay?
Jow Forums isn't a non-queer safe space for homophobes
and every second to spend here pays to enhance my faggotry

should be a coffee break brain teaser mostly
rereading the stuff specific to writing userscripts is only thing i have question mark over
but worth revising either way

the name of the missile that jews made shoot down the russian plane is called gammon, thought youd find that interesting

Shut up you mentally ill little faggot
Try not to commit suicide this year yeah

>>Try not to commit suicide this year yeah
mate
i'm not the one raging at a stranger for using the politics section of the that infamous gay porno website

no way

>C0ck MAD

Can you hack Jow Forums to include a name field and also hack twitter to post Peter Hitchens name

I don't care, you alresdy admitted months ago that you're a shill
You post here despite not contributing anything to any discussion
You post here for attention because you're a mentally ill little faggot

You'd be better off dead

>fucks his cousin

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>politico.eu/article/michel-barnier-eu-will-offer-uk-unprecedented-deal/
>news.com.au/world/europe/eu-brexit-negotiator-reveals-divorce-deal-with-britain-will-go-through-in-the-next-few-weeks/news-story/811c1b3b7881b4b04c0aafca7d1b5275
>reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-barnier-changes/barnier-offers-better-irish-terms-to-get-brexit-deal-idUSKCN1LY2TF

I'm having trouble reconciling the above headlines with the events of the past week. Was Barnier trolling?

Barnier was lying. The European Council always planned to rebuff May and humiliate her. Tusk inadvertently went further and embarrassed her on social media which led to a legitimately angry speech from May yesterday.

*sigh*

youtube.com/watch?v=kOeAXKUK6aM

(((((((Sources))))))£)£

We’re Leafs now. The hint was the Canada deal was right after brexit. Like right after it.

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Fuck off you mentally ill faggot

I can't make peter hitchens type his own name
Also are you autistic?

How gay was it?

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No he's just a mentally ill homosexual who attention posts more than you Eddie

What a fucking pair.

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idk
are you my dude?

>Also are you autistic?
how many times do you think you can tell be to fuck off before it become bannable spam?

He's sandnigger scum and both you and him deserve your cocks cut off

wasn't
you want to see some?

Fuck off and die faggot
You'd make the world a better place

Of course

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The newspaper is called "fat cunt"

lmao!

...

Alice FUCK OFF you fucking tranny!

Why are you posting Leningrad?

LOOK YOU FOOKER, I'LL AVE YER GUTS FER GARDERS I WILL

OI YOU SLIMY LITTLE CUNT LEAVE MY MINGERS ALONE, THERE MY MINGERS.

I've been hearing this being mentioned since middle of last week. Does anyone think it will happen?

1 post post by this now banned spammer?

>Brexit: Labour 'would back members' on new vote, says leadership
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45616308

>Jeremy Hunt: Don't mistake politeness for weakness
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45611738

>No-deal Brexit 'no problem', Nigel Farage says at Leave Means Leave rally
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45614468

>Labour could renationalise railways in five years - McDonnell
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45609604

>Labour promises paid leave for domestic violence victims
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45606819

>Brexit: What happens next?
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45601502

>UKIP aiming to be 'radical, populist' party - Gerard Batten
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45593648

>European Court to rule on whether UK can halt Brexit
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-45601394

>Pound falls after May's Brexit statement
bbc.co.uk/news/business-45604230

>Brexit: What's behind Donald Tusk's Instagram diplomacy?
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45599122

i like it
can listen to something else if you prefer

youtube.com/watch?v=-OGd4gplxQM

u wot?

Why are Brit/pol/ OP pics always so cringeworthy. Kraut/pol/ always uses decent pics.

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lol look at that forced smile on the far right

getting second hand cringe from this trip desu

there was a guy spamming the thread telling me to fuck off
but he seems to have stopped

gosh such beauty

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I got proper bollocked...

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youtube.com/watch?v=CEjU9KVABao

thats not me i am only saying it ironically, i like trannys as long as they are hot

not the music just the fact that you're a man calling themselves Alice shitposting on an obscure general where nobody wants you

>as long as they are hot
i'm working on it
i've had less less than a month on the hormone pills

>you're a man
i'm growing myself boobs
i'm a transsexual now

youtube.com/watch?v=xpXfkU89yIY

no you're just a man that has tits because you're dosing yourself with estrogen (a hormone that gives you breasts).

Embrace Hinduism.

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yah
that's what transsexual means my friend
and it's not just estrogen
powerful anti andrgoen reduces my testosterone levels
i will grow big beautiful boobs
your gf will be jealous

nice, you ever sucked dick? i heard trans people are extremely good at it

silly bois ;))) your gf will be jealous of my droopy gyno ;)

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so you think Canada-plus will happen and prevent no-deal?

>you ever sucked dick?
yeah
i like to think i'm good
i can swallow it all
even if it's huge

>my droopy gyno
lol
not sure you understand how this work
you know when done properly functional breast with milk and everything can be created?

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