ITT: Historical figures that would browse Jow Forums

Posting an obvious answer

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nobody knows who thats supposed to be. Joan de arc? Not aryan enough.

Fine, here's Fate Jeanne, even though she doesn't look like IRL Jeanne apart from having large breasts

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this is the only reason we like you, japan. Stick to what youre good at.

Unironically not Hitler. He was a very nature loving person and would see the internet and excessive usage as quite degenerate.

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discuss

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Good, but you should make more T-RPG based on French historical figure, La Pucelle: Tactics was really good tbqh.

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Another Jeanne game to add to my list

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Robert E, Howard

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Hitler would be appalled by all the good white people wasting their lives in front of computer screens not doing anything productive.

If Hitler had Jow Forums he would have won. Good thing Trump has it.

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4 chan would have been hitlers greatest obstacle. Look at how well Jow Forums got trump elected.

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I heard america supposedly wanted to open peace talks with iran, then a mass shooting immediately happened and we are closer to war than ever before. This is much more current and real than any of that garbage.

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Gustav II Adolf... prolly...

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whore

Imagine being mad at a girl over 500 years later

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did you make this?

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No, I just find it very useful for when an uppity Brit lies about best saint

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why can't Christians just all get along?

Japanese subhuman.

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I think both England and France were Catholic during the 100 Year War. The English are just salty that they lost because God sent a waifu to help France

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>wears torn hotpants
>clenches bumcheeks
>props up bumcheeks with sword sheath
>basically naked

this isn't gay. lol

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Young Turks and Union and Progressers would love it.

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Japan what did you do to the Mehmed II era commander?

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why is his nose upside down

mixture of shadow and wrinkles i guess

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Hope you get cancer.

this cracka know what's up

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SEETHING

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cringe

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Does England not have any historical waifus? Surely there must be one in your long, inbred history

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Hey Nippon man can you post some real Jeanne? Fate Jeanne is nice and all but irl was pretty great to.

There are technically no pictures of her in real life that show what she looks like, but we do have a few eye witness accounts of her appearance
Reminder that Jeanne
>Was extremely pious
>Was extremely nationalistic
>Was extremely pure
>Was extremely beautiful
>Had large breasts
>Had toned legs
>Had a slight tan
>Had black hair that she cut short
>Had a low, enthralling voice
>Was really smart despite being illiterate
>Was 5’2”
>Loved cannon
>Loved her country
>Loved God
>wanted to destroy the Hussites
>wanted to raise a family on the countryside after the war was over
>Had top tier bants
>Could maybe predict the future
>Was the best!

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And the Church burned her alive at 19 years old. The fruit of the tree of Christianity is its indictment.

English clergy members determined to lower morale of the French, more specifically. The Catholic church did a retrial and found her not guilty of all charges and excommunicated all the church members involved. Regardless, Jeanne did very well defending herself, especially for an illiterate peasant girl

You are right. I think in general no historical figure would waist time on Jow Forums.

>when you lose a war to a 16yo

I see then. Looking for some i cant even find many pictures for one o her more obvious expies. Shame i guess, but jeannu is fine.

Hitler used drugs. He wasn't a saint either, he was human much like the rest of us.
It wouldn't surprise me if he browsed a platform where he could talk shit about the jews.

Here's another passage about her appearance

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the founding fathers. freedom of speech in action

My heart is having a hard-on over her
>tfw no Joan of Arc gf

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Everyday is suffering in the knowledge that I will never marry Jeanne d'Arc

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only her husband Noah got to touch the goodies

Get the fuck out of here, Ted

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Wasnt this a board for autistic faggots?

reminded a few years ago they found the doctor who treaded her at Orleans diary in a paris attack

he said when she was hit by the arrow it was spent going though the beat plat and only a half inch went into her skin an there was lost of crying and blood and she thoght she was gonna die

he said compare to report when she was captured by the Burundians a crossbow bolt went though her leg pinning her to the hose but she did not say a word

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When she got shot in the shoulder? I recall her ordering her soldiers not to put charms on her wounds because she would rather die than do something heretical

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> Raised an entire army of beta orbiters
> Regularly naked in front of them
> All soldiers had too much spaghetti in their purses to make a move

Was she a Twitch streamer who got isekaied into the Hundred Years War?

pretty much
>Hey guise don't forget to have faith in God and France tehehehe~ ;)

Seems more like an the MC of a reverse harem anime. Other people recall her being very reserved when with others

yeah she thought she was gonna die from a half inch deep wound

She started her journey dressed as a boy she was a reverse trap

This one would surely be a Jow Forumsanon and create a lot of anti degeneracy threads

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>Americans can't imagine a love purer than the flesh and their carnal desires.
Shocking.

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Don't recall it being only a half inch. Fairly certain the shot knocked her off of her horse and embedded itself pretty deep

I feel Nietzsche would post because he enjoyed the unbound conversation but eventually leave because he got bullied to fuck for being a fedora tipper.

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I know for a fact Lovecraft would. He had a pet cat called nigger, literally peak autism.

Didn't he marry a Jew?

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At Orleans it went in the breast plate so she got "just the tip". may have knocked her off the horse but did not really injur her Her last battle in went in her leg and pined to the house

Yes, but he was an anti-semite and the thought of having sex with her disgusted him (she actually talks about this in correspondence, every time they had sleep together he would do it unwillingly).

This is why you guys are the best Asians. it wouldn't be so bad if it were you colonising Oz and Africa.

Based Savonarola

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Apparently a lot of the body builder / models who posed in the 30's to 50's basically for free portfolio pictures had their imaged sold to gay mags and never questioned the poses

Like Phil Knight

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I just like Jeanne a lot

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>Maid of Orléans
>browsing Jow Forums
>implying she wouldn't burn this shitfest to the ground along with all the degenerates in here

Geobells was a doomer though he would be on here daily, and r9k

Hahah Yah right, there's no way he would waste his time arguing with the brainlets here

Kek. I remember reading The Horror at Red Hook in college, and all my classmates were horrified by how much he hated foreigners.
I can imagine her making threads about how great Catholicism is and shittalking the British

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Himmler would be there creating Varg threads

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I just found the name for my next shadow run PC, i'm rolling up a german big game hunter like Van Pelt from Jumongi the most un street thing imaginable

You're right to.

>ywn marry la Pucelle d'Orleans
What is the point of life?

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The most 'shit I fucked up' coup ever made

word of truth

To secure a full Brexit with the will of God

>Joan of Arc
>Historical anything
LMAO

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