ALL POLITICANS ARE CORRU-

Honestly it is probably for the best. What is a dog or a cat going to do to fuck the people over compared to some power hungry person trying to attain government office?

Why is there no bulldog mayors yet then? How are you going to include bulldog community in your elected animal community?

This is eternal proof that only right-wingers can meme, and left wingers are faggots.

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if an animal is the mayor who signs the orders?

How does this even happen?
>Mfw people are so corrupted you elect a literal animal

AYO WE NEEDZ A PITBULL FO MAYUR. DATS DISCRIMINATION FO REALZ.

We got a pitbull though, he's like Herod, except he didn't stop at the firstborns

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I visited Talkeetna. It's full of commiefornian transplants and unironic Marxist feminists.
Stay far, far away.

>At our establishment, we believe in treating all parties equally regardless of size. Therefore, all checks will have an 18% gratuity added.
Fucking commies.

CHECKED

The twist is that this cat has only been re-elected year after year because it has assassinated and outmanoeuvred all of its rivals and now has a brutal grip over all of the town's institutions.

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Man, democracy is such a joke at this point

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>Implying he isn't a lap dog for big kibble

the (((bull terriers)))

This

Why does that dog look so dignified?

kek

It's his second term you moron.

>Therefore
what

>brynneth pawltrow

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>the weak must fear the strong

I never understood why people let their cats walk on tables/counters.

If I don't put my feet on it, you can be damned sure that the cats don't.

That little faggot is corrupt as fuck. Give him a treat or a belly rub and he'll sign anything.

That . dog is the best mayor ever - never raised taxes

And bootlickers argue ancap couldn't work.

Can you blame him? Who would say no to a good ol' belly rub.

silver jews are based
they are pavement alumni
if you don't know who pavement are then you're underage or retarded and need to leave

>I never understood why people let their cats walk on tables/counters.

Every year or so, my cats either forget the lesson or decide to say fuck you and I catch them on the counter. Aluminum foil with some 2-sided tape cures them for a while. They run away, unable to escape the noisy metal monster consuming them and I nearly laugh myself to death.

Good times all around.

this is because unelected city managers run towns now, but everyone on the internet is all muh dog meme so they think its funny.

We'd pick them up, holding most of their weight with one hand under their belly and pulling the back of the neck a bit with the other (Just so they feel it), use the "angry parent" tone telling them not to go on the table/counter, put them in the bathroom where the litter box is and then close the door.

30 minutes is a long fucking time for a cat. It doesn't take many times for a cat to notice a pattern.

(((Dog)))

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t. cat shill

She's on thin ice pic related

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We really don't need more Democrats in office

Gureito doggo.

>normie meme dump thread
At least it’s contained to one.
Sage

I bet I could get him to sign over all the protected lands to build on but a couple slices of bacon

that's slanderous

>implying he is not already on the take of the beef industry

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Fuck off hallway moniter.

t.Big Kibble shill

When all of your politicians are so corrupt you have to elect a dog...

this entire thread is some 9gag humor shit.

if anyone still needed proof that nu-Jow Forums is mostly people who came from reddit during the election, you got it.

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