How are you enjoying Croats in your country?

why are you so overrepresented on Jow Forums?

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I've only met one Croat family (my neighbours), they are very hospitable and respectful, the mother makes extra food and gives it to me sometimes. I'm sure this is not an accurate representation of all Croats

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They’re kebab

Most that I know are pretty redpilled. I still wish for them to return to Croatia to make it a better country though, not strictly because of "fuck off, were full" but because I honestly think they actually could make their own country great.

I never lived anywhere else so I don't have anything to compare it too. Also rarely leave my house, so no problem here.

Where do you live, that seems rather peculiar behaviour (I'm from yugoslavia which is what croatia was a part of before 1990) to be providing food to non-relatives people. If you live in a rural type setting then it might be more common.

Whitehorse

Ok yeah, low population density of the area make people more open to sharing food/deeper relationships with others.

Croatian girls love the BBC

whores!
it's literally you, moldavians, ukrainians and albanians...the only ones shit enough to come HERE as prostitutes

>low youth employment %

Based
Only bluepilled old people who think Germany is some promised land do that.

Do Croats claim Lorde (Jelavic-O'Connor- Croatian Irish mutt) as one of your own?

A who now?

No clue who that is.

The few croats that live here are all criminals

nice but weird people

Ugly weird bitch who won a Grammy couple years ago. You don't really hear about her anymore but for a short while she was a thing.

I don't really have an opinion on them, which is good because pretty much every other immigrant group sucks. Croats are ok

>Be me
>A few months ago, right after the FIFA 2018 cup ended.
>In Estonian capital, Tallinn, where there's a lot of tourism.
>On Tinder.
>See a good-looking girl, older than me, mid 40s I'd say, blonde with light eyes.
>Swipe right and check out her bio.
>"*Croatian Flag 3x* Croat *Croatian Flag 3x*"
>Boring basic bitch shit like "I love Japanese and Indian food!"
>"Looking for a hookup."
>She matches with me.
>"Hey."
>"Hey."
>"How long have you been in Estonia?"
>"Oh, I just arrived yesterday."
>"Your bio is in English, are you travelling around Europe or something?"
>"Haha, yea pretty much, I just came from Russia."
>"Oh, cool, did you see the football game?"
>"Yeah, it's really sad that Croatia lost D:, but at least I had a good fuck after the game ;D"
>"Wdym?"
>"4 Black French guys anally penetrated me."
>At that moment I realized that I was talking to the president of Croatia.
It's a true story, you guys. What the fuck happened, Croatia? I thought you guys were based.

fpbp

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im never gonna move out desu

I'm not lying btw.

I am a Croat in my country. People enjoy me immensely

prolly the most integrated followed by serbs followed by bosniaks followed by shiptare&albanians.

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Because the Jow Forums mentality is basicaly how a regular pub looks in balkan.

Racism, antisemitism and being politicaly uncorrect is a part of our culture

kek'd

true that, but people here laugh it off whilst in western world we come out as literally hitler.

>t.janez ibrahimovic

As if we didn't have enough slavshits you fuckers joined

with euro prices for everything, and albanian salaries, ofc you would live with ur mom

no, this is a correct pic

Great food, honorable and friendly people.

Stipe Miocic seems pretty cool

Beacuse we were German allies to the last day, everyone left the Axis and was conquered except us and Japan. Our people suffered heavily after the war for that, so we are eternally based.

We were conquered in the end, don't get me wrong but the point stays the same.

FPBP

Man i still miss home.
Only going back when i can form an armed reistance movement and get the neo-lib cucks and neo-Marxists out.

Half of them are angry dumb cunts who will never make it in life.
The other half are still angry fucks but at least have the brains and the ability to work their asses of to achieve something.

>We were conquered in the end
b..but muh partizani

They're alright I suppose

Oyvey! Delete this goyim!

Only the uneducated or those who weren't in Germany idolize the Germans.
Most Germans i've met have a broom sticking out of their ass. The based ones are my best customers when it comes to property sales. Sold around 40 countryside houses in Croatia to them.

I had a Croat classmate back in high school. He was alright, not a douche but not a nice dude either, just alright. His sister was pretty hot and had some big ol' titties though. I always wanted to tap that. That's all I know about Croatians in general.

Those fuckers hid in the mountains fucking goats, only in 1944 they could call a battle a tie, beacuse they were thoroughly BTFO'd in every battle beforehand. In 1945 they won some battles, what isn't something to brag about.

So many of em larp as nazis lmao, all 3rd genners too so they have no idea why they hate everyone. There really good croats ik but theres still a sizable majority that thinks its still the 90s

Wtf happened on world cup game. Did France threatened based Croatia and their milkers president with gibs?

Honestly because it's legal to deny the Holocaust in Croatia because the way we gassed (((them))) was by farting when our Jewish wives were giving us blowjobs.

It is full of Croats here in Italy, Fiume is predominantly Croatian as a good part of Istria. GO BACK IN SLAVONIA

>beacuse they were thoroughly BTFO'd in every battle beforehand
this
did they even won any battle during entire war?

That's normal if you don't live in some bigger city.
Urbanite Croats won't do that and only wait for the weekend to go back to the countryside to escape the commielock.

Most of our youths are unemployed and Jow Forums is a decent forum if you can filter out some nonsense.

Well Jelavić is a common surname among Croats...and Serbs and Slovenians but mainly among Croats.

Barely. The ones they "won" were the ones where they died so hard that we felt sorry. Battle of Sutjeska is always considered a victory, but losing 2/3 of your forces while inflicting laughable casualties isn't very good.

>Battle of Sutjeska
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Case_Black

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

This thread shouldn't be so nice

Best euro immigrants, still would Like to ve 100% German. But ID rather Take a Million croats over 10 muziees

there's absolutely no croats living here, i unironically think there has never been any contact between our peoples

They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.

I have never met a croat, but I hear that they all are 50 year old males with white buzzcut hair.

t. Slavoje Zürichović

It's comfy

That is very accurate actually

dont be mad, its true. at bosniaks i draw the line, half of you are great - one of the best hard working people - but only those whose fathers lived there in common yugoslavia, those made sure their sons learned the language and did good in school. the other half literally got here to steal as much as they can to send it back home. albanians and shiptars are not worth discussing.

I went into an Irish pub in Seattle when they were playing against the Bongs. I was actually surprised to see half of the bar wear Croatian t-shirts and shit. Was fucking perplexing because I thought a fight was gonna go down any minute, but everyone just stayed calm.

>tfw no croat big titty milf president

HOT AS FUCK.

>tfw no belgian big titty triple chin president

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Met some old croat people from the "friends of Dalmatia society" in Sao Paulo, generally likeable people.

literally named De Block

Not many here and they are de facto Hungarians. I might be one of them, who knows.

FPBP

Horvat is the number 1 last name in Hungary, there's more chance that you are a Croat than me being Hungarian.

My neighbors are Croats and seem cool. they grill/smoke meat waaaay too often for my tastes, but so does my Russian neighbor. I made the mistake of referring to them as Serbs once by accident... ouch!

There are too many faggots(aka Californian transplants) in Seattle for a fight to break out.
I'm from Washington. I would know. It used to be a city full of lumberjacks, mariners, fisherman etc but now its full of basedboy Californians that work for one of the oligarch companies(amazon, Microsoft). There is still a little bit of the original pioneering spirit in the city, but the faggots definitely outnumber the pioneers.

>Horváth
Common but not even close to number 1. Nagy is the most common as of now.

Yeah, that's what I found out too. The whole west coast is one big basedboy center. I think Arizona and Utah were the most normal out of all the states I did visit on my trip through the West US.

>Nagy

top kek, that almost means naked here

Made me discover tons of great food, redpilled as fuck, were with Hitler. Pretty nice i'd say.

Even their seasoning is based.

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