/hue/volution

- PREVIOUSLY --
Discharge by the end of the month:
archive.is/m4ZrA
Old livestream:
youtu.be/1WNwxupnI3k
Procedures undergone:
archive.li/w18iu
archive.is/LCGiE
Plans for a new constitution:
archive.li/y5zvD
archive.li/0oTSD
In the hospital bed:
youtu.be/qROveb3Effk
Stabbing:
youtu.be/Wuo2yzcBdf0


-- BACKGROUND --
Jair Bolsonaro is front-runner for president of Brazil. He is a conservative Christian, former army captain and the only candidate free from involvement in corruption. He's pro-gun legislation and whats the liberalization of the economy with a Chicago boy as minister and to align Brazil to the American foreign policy (fuck Cuba, Venezuela, Palestine and China). He's stable in the Israeli hospital after being stabbed in the guts by a former member of PSOL (Socialism and Liberty Party) and undergoing emergency surgery.

Memes by Bolsonaro:
>Pinochet should have killed more people
>Historical debt towards slavery? I didn't enslave anyone.
>The Portuguese didn't enslave blacks, but blacks enslaved themselves.
>I wouldn't rape you because you are ugly and you don't deserve it.

Bolsonaro is currently leading in all polls with at least 25% of the votes. 2nd is Workers' Party's Fernando Haddad (full blown Marxist)

Thread theme:
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Bonus video with Enéas:
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>English Subtitled videos of his famous memes:
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Bolsonaro's government plan (in English):
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>US Youtubers about Bolsonaro
The Red Elephants
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Stefan Molyneux
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>People shouting after interview with Globo
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Good Morning Friends!
Good Morning Mr President!

>Cabo Daciolo begins to ask for the removal of the Statue of Liberty replicas
>Replicas begin to be destroyed by nature

Gott mit uns

Anões, are we going to win the election? What do you think are the real odds of Bolsonaro x Haddad?

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It's funny because your stupid larp will give us four more years of PT

>stupid larp
Don't understand. You mean supporting Bolsonaro instead of some other candidate?

Awoooo~~

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don't be the stereotypical brazilian that brings american garbage like this fucking /ptg/ trash meme.

99:1
A candidate that led the polls 1 month before the election never lost it.

>Bump.

What do you think, guyz? Sometimes I think Bolsonaro got it, sometimes I think it'll be Haddad.
What are the real odds, what evidences do we have? Is Bolsonaro's charisma and -finally- some TV time grant him victory? Will PT's massive machine, lots of money and political alliances secure Lula's victory again?

Remember that if you are from São Paulo you should vote for our yellow loving Imperial Prince.

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fuck off m8

PT almost lost to low energy and corrupt as fuck Aécio in 2014.
Lula is in jail now, PT is synonymous with economic crisis, corruption and epidemic crime, Haddad manages to be less charismatic and memetic than Dilma.
Bolsonaro appeals to people in three major fronts: Economy, Security and Anti-Corruption, his plans for these things are solid, too solid for the opposition in fact which is why the caviar left only relies on fake news and fabricated hysteria to try to bring him down, but fake news aren't really that effective for anything other than appealing to militants.

Also TV time seems pretty useless nowadays, just look at Alckmin.

And what about huge countrysides, like MG and northeast, (((not him))), bribe etc? Election fraud wouldn't be out of PT's table too.

prepare for electronic fraud

Alckmin is the biggest dumbest in Brazilian political history. He wants o gain the "anti-PT" vote by not attacking PT and instead attacking his main opposition constantly. Fucking retard.

*biggest dumbass

Bolsonaro's TV time might be useful though. Just imagine how many red pills. He could invite Olavo even. He could talk about the monarchy. Celso Daniel. Teori. Lula's ex-wife. Everything.

PSDB NEVER talked about the real problems with PT because they are also commies. Bolsonaro has no reason to be afraid, specially since the stabbing failed and people will probably not try another one. It would be great if they filmed his recovery as it could give a nice sentimental video showing each step: first water, first food, first walk etc. This would be powerful for the populace. He could also invite Malafaia and so on.

Bolsonaro's TV time has the potential to be HIGH-ENERGY. People will hear about Foro de SP on Globo and Globo wont be able to do anything to stop. Even if we lose we win.

PSDB started off by trying to bring Bolsonaro down, this is actually the right strategy since second rounds are always polarized and there are not enough right-wing votes for both Bolsonaro and Alckmin. The problem is that Bolsonaro symbolizes anti-establishment so the establishment trying to bring him down will just reinforce his image.
Recently PSDB and the rest of the centrists reorganized themselves as the third option, the pro-democracy "moderates", their current strategy is saying how both Bolso and PT are anti-democratic and too radical but I don't think that will stick on Bolso and I can't think of a better strategy other than completely dissolving the party into something new to disassociate themselves from the establishment everyone hates. PSDB and the centrão are already internally split and rapidly losing the little identity they had which reinforces my idea that they need and will reinvent themselves.

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GLORIA
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It's an awful strategy as it has been proved by reality itself.
If he attacked Bolsonaro by centrist terms, that would be one thing, but he attacks him from extreme-left terms, claiming he's a nazi racist misogynist who hates poor people.

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its going to be haddad v bolssonaro this is how it goes
theyre the only 2 that are rising everyone else is dropping
oc that means bolsonaro victory

That's what candidates always do, Ciro is shitting on Haddad since he needs his votes to go to the second round, it's just a necessary campaign strategy when you're losing.
The problem with PSDB is that Bolsonaro stole their image as the right-wing opposition and exposed them as the centrist cucks they are, I wouldn't be surprised if they actively supported PT in the second round just to continue this controlled opposition shittery, or they might continue the pro-democracy argument and stay neutral to aim for a comeback in the next elections but neutrals are always losers when a country is polarized.
PSDB is in a hard place, riding Bolso's new-right wave would probably be the most effective strategy but I think they are too ideologically removed from that to do it.

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we got it

Alckmin's campaign is stupid as fuck. They decided to attack Amoedo, Marina, Dias, Meirelles, PT and Bolsonaro at once while having by far the most time on radio and tv. Basically everyone is pissed with them now. Low energy as fuck and obviously centrão will be part of any elected government

fucking yellow fever why hasnt he lost his claim?
as far as i know royals can only marry royals, is she related to some asian dinasty?

he never had a claim m8, his father married a plebeian

He's not on succession line.

>is she related to some asian dinasty?
But that would be cool as fuck

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Alckmin's campaign isn't bad because he attacks others since Bolsonaro does the same, the problem is that Alckmin himself doesn't have the image of a viable alternative to the ones she's shitting on and he has no charisma.

She's the japanese princess iirc

I kno

She must be a massive slut

>Haddad talking about bicycle paths
This is why he will lose, he has the small mind of someone who's running for mayor, just like Marina who is obsessed with small shit like day care centers, this is not a presidential mind.

How about stop ignoring Adelio conspiracy?

blogs.oglobo.globo.com/lauro-jardim/post/entorno-de-bolsonaro-se-preocupa-com-suposto-alerta-do-mossad.html

>his facebook was just a distraction
>the invocation of God is common among hired killers who try to hide hidden commanders
>adelio's lawyer defended big-time PCC bosses. The PCC has links with Hezbollah.
>last week, Bolsonaro's son received an alert from (((mossad)))

The name of the commander of this conspiracy is GERALDO ALCKMIN.
**Fonte: Anão do 27**

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without fraud bolsonabo wins

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Odds in favor of Bolso. Everything that could have been thrown against Bolso has been already and Haddad hasn't been attacked yet. The second the image of him being a puppet of a convicted felon sticks is the second he loses.

hope that based bolsanero give you an helicopter read

based mossad

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t. Picolé de Chuchu

Ok, I read his wiki, and he seems like he's a cool guy. Is he a Catholic or some other denomination though?

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This is why Israel is so important.
>oh but it's just some random country in the middle east
It's not. You have never worked with intelligence if you say so. You have no idea how much intelligence Mossad feeds us here in the West, and how much we are targeted by Arab terrorists.

There's a reason Brazil was embarrassingly called a "diplomatic dwarf" by Israel when Dilma pulled our ambassador out of there - she showed a lot of ungratefulness towards Israel.

I know Jow Forums is full of anti-semitic memes, but those are just memes. The Jewish people are really our best friends and that is a fundament of the right. If you disagree, then you're a leftist and a Nazi.

He's a Catholic, but he's too close to protestants. His wife and sons are evangelical.

what if Haddad wins?

Then you'll stop asking this every thread.

He's Evangelical. Fortunately, our country is slowly leaving the Roman paganism that gave us all our problems and converting towards true Christianity, which is why Brazil is finally rejecting communism, turning right-wing into the path of prosperity!

>Fortunately, our country is slowly leaving the Roman paganism
t. Pastor Vanderlei

I want Bolsonaro to win but I'm not sure if his victory is guaranteed. According to the polls(which are probably fake), Haddad is growing and Ciro is getting cucked hard(thank God).

Yes, I am a pastor, glory to God! So what?

We're fucked.

I don't think he ever made that clear (which is politically a good move since it alienates less people). At some point he was Catholic, but a few years ago he got baptized in Israel by some pastor. He was also a pretty bad Catholic what with being on third marriage and all that. Regardless of anything he's still the best chance for the more conservative/traditionalist parts of the church to get a standing and retake it from the liberationists at CNBB.

Goodest of goys.

>Goodest of goys.
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>I am a true Christian, I value countries for their material development

The inquisition must come back.

Not anymore. He was until 2015. In 2016 he converted to the Baptist Church and was baptized in the River Jordan.
God doesn't abandon his children. If you're left out in the cold, that's a sign you're not with God.

Also, be careful what you wish for. The barbaric Roman inquisition killed millions, and would probably kill you too for posting in a Japanese cartoon forum.

Repent.

He probably isn't a very religious guy, and he doesn't goes in detail about his beliefs in order to avoid alienating his voters.

The fact that you are posting things like "if you're in the cold, you're not of God" only shows that the Inquisition didn't kill enough heretics. It never killed millions but maybe it should have.

Haddad wins

Even though brazil experiences a phenomenon with the rise of Bolsonaro, we must not forget we are speaking of a country with half of the population without access to basic sanitation.
By that, I mean that our political perception is an illusion at most.

Even though PT has a high rejection rate, Lula is still seen as a savior by the lower class of Brazil, specially from poorer states. IN this sense, Mr. Bolsonaro cannot topple the power of the worker's party.

As far as I can observe, in my opinion, PT's (which, to note, I consider a devious player) strategy of holding on to Lula's image until the last second (and still doing so) is working pretty well, and will translate into the majority of brazilians electing Mr. Haddad.

most people that haven't got access to basic sanitation have got access to social media and whatsapp m8, both which Bolsonaro is king. He will win m8, if your theory was right he wouldn't even rise on the polls

You're almost right but poor people are extremely affected by crime and Bolsonaro has a strong anti-crime image, PT's chokehold on poor people is a lot weaker than it used to be just some years ago thanks to both Bolsonaro and the economic and security crisis PT caused.

>Haddad wins
Fuck off

Remember that so far Haddad hasn't been targeted by any attacks and there is plenty of dirt to be thrown at him. This election can go either way.

I've seen people praising Mourão because he's good with words.
Can someone link me an example?

If ciro, marina, meirelles, haddad, alckimin, boulos, vera lucia or almoedo wins we are fucked.

Vera lucia is not part of the (ciro, marina, meirelles, haddad, alckimin, ) team but she is a crazy nut, they are more open to do crazy stuff (since they do what the crazy billionaries told them to do) but they will use creeping incrementalism/progressivism/boiling frog story, vera lucia will try to do crazy stuff (but not as crazy as the end result of the team will be) really fast

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See

Thank you.

There's like 0% chance Meirelles, Boulos, Amoêdo or Vera will win.

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The only ones who stand reeal chance of winning are Bolsonaro, Haddad and Ciro that if he even goes to the second turn

Bolsonaro already wins poorer men tho

kek

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He did really assambled a dream team didnt he

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Whatchu havin' for lunch today, /hue/?

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SOPA

Fried Tilapia

The tastiest of river fishes!

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50/50, we either win or we don't

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Yikes, you guys really want to get jewed, huh?

Cant wait for Rabbisonaro to deport y'all niggers to africa to garantee the jewish ethnostate.

while at the same time acusing you of beinga ant-semite and laughing at your face XD.

*Does Fortnite Default Dance*

get rekt, tfw you troll bolsonarotards awesome style

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lmaoing hard at normies commenting pic related

>he says Ciro and the left conspire to make a one nation communist state in latin anerica called URSAL
everyone laughs, thinks he's crazy
>he says Havan, a national company, is a symbol of american imperialism
everyone laughs, thinks he's crazy
>he goes to the mountains to flee illuminati assassins
everyone laughs, thinks he's crazy
>he gives a speech about how Bolsonaro has been taken by the freemasons (through Mourão) and by the Illuminati (through Guedes)
everyone laughs, thinks he's crazy
>he says guns are bad and people will end up killing themselves

>Oh wow he's a sane guy, can't help but agree
God I wish normies couldn't vote

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Uma delícia

This is exactly what I meant by our political perception being an illusion.

>In 2018, 63 million brazilians do not have access to the internet. extra.globo.com/noticias/economia/ibge-63-milhoes-de-brasileiros-nao-usam-internet-muitos-sequer-tem-interesse-22421007.html

If you consider this plus the number of people who do not, by any means, consider the internet as a source of information for their brains (unwillingly so), there is a huge amount of brazilians, who will cast their votes on october 7 and 28, who do not have access to social media. This is an interesting scenario where our reality (yours and mine, as we speak online right now) can be completely different of about 20%-30% of brazilian voters.

It is in this electoral bubble that mr Lula thrives, and mr Haddad is most likely going to attract lot's of those votes. I understand that this will be a too-close to call race, but in my opinion PT will take it.

Much of it is to blame for brazil's outdated electoral laws, which will cost yet another 4 (or less?) years of the worker's party being in power.

Nobody should vote. Voting is retarded, everyone should bother about their trade, let the statesmen run the state. Why should a doctor, fireman or farmer have to bother learning complex economics and geopolitics? We have a division of labor for a reason, for fuck sake.

Just saw an ad from Alckmin on TV saying bolsonaro will raise taxes on the poor and alleviate it for the rich and that you should prepare your "bolso". Can anyone confirm? Why would he do this.
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At this point, it barely matters. Its less than a month away, lets vote and see. If lula wins, its hockey mask time. If bolsonaro wins, its hockey mask time for the left.

It barely makes a difference at this point.

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I completely agree.
Worst of all, the doctors, firemen and farmers do NOT learn economics and geopolitics, but still give their opinions on such stuff.
Can you even count the amount of times you've heard that Lula's government was good because the economy did good? It's ridiculous, desu

This. Fucking paid shill.

>>In 2018, 63 million brazilians do not have access to the internet.
They don't have access to wired internet, while 3G is everywhere m8, hence why you are wrong

FOR THE EMPEROR!

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>Why should a doctor, fireman or farmer have to bother learning complex economics and geopolitics?

i mean as long aas the state needs to tax them to function they should get some form of representation