My whole life has been a lie. What are my options now?

My whole life has been a lie. What are my options now?

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nigger

>amerimutt
>expecting to be White
My sides.

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.01% subsaharan african? Kys

>Giving your dna to the jews
Kys newfag

Isn't it not even mathematically possible to have so little African genes?

We've only even had the possibility to breed with Africans for a few hundred years. Assuming each generation spans even just 30 years years the least percentage of African any person could have after only a few centuries would still be no where near under 1%. It starts at 50% and reduces by 50% each generation.

50- 25 12 6 3 1.5 0.7

That's 7 generations right there and it's still not even really close

These disgusting kikes literally do throw in some African "noise" to fuck with racists

Why do you idiots give these Jews your DNA?

I know that feel Desu

>be me
>look eerily similar to pic related
>Irish name and family history
>just found out my great grandmother was "native american"
>mfw 1/8th savage

And I thought the brown eye thing was a myth Jow Forums is never wrong

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*nowhere near 0.1%.

The numbers are ALL estimations of the most PROBABLY origins of one's DNA.

There's statistical correlations, not markers that signify that DNA is from X place.

99% European?
So are you black or Muslim or both?

OP is a nigger.
One drop.
Case closed.

They add African to everyone who's pure white. They have been exposed for doing it intentionally. The equipment can't test to o.2% Certainty.
You're fine op.

mm a nonwhite like you should consider suicide.


in all seriousness, nigga, you as white as it gets, that 0.1 is well within the margin of error for these tests. dont sweat it.

>test can't test to 0.2% certainty
All statistics are statistics of statistics.
You can be 99% sure that you're 80%+ sure.

>one drop is fine
Nigger detected.

>0.1% Alien

And if you’re Jewish they’ll just say 100% ashkenazi or whatever kek

How do you Western/Northern Euro's always get African or Jewish dna?

I'm Southern European (Greek) and I get
>91% Greek
>7% West Asian
>2% Broadly Western/Northern European

No African, completely 0%
No Jew, completely 0%

There seems to be some conspiracy against Western/Northern Europeans. As a Greek I expected to be way more mixed. Interesting how I only came out with 3 ethnicities.

% West Asian
even less white than OP

Sounds kinda like the claimed ancestry of about 75% of American teenage girls

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I'm 2% whitoid

23andme had a massive scandal a while back where they would put 1% African and Jewish in their results because they heard white supremacists were taking their tests. Typical Jewish behavior desu. I wouldn't worry about it

Here are my results
>England, Wales, and Northwestern Europe 43%
>Germanic Europe 38%
>Italy 6%
>Turkey and the Caucasus 5%
>Middle East 5%
>Greece and the Balkans 2%
>Native American 1%
Can I join the ethnostate? As far as we can tell, the Italian, Greek, Caucasus, and Middle East are all from my Christian family that left Ottoman Syria-Palestina and later the British Mandate in the region, all before 1920. And their immigration papers were all Jerusalem or Damascus.
The treenigger is just more unaligned bs.
Also, the German immigration papers were out of Prussia and Hesse, so that's pretty cool

and 100% wog

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Close?

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I’m so sorry op, it must be awful to not be 100% white like myself, with a completely untainted pure blood line, not tainted in any fashion whatsoever

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Honestly can get a pretty nice job with that level of diversity

fpbp i guess

Aka confidence intervals

>

so what best service that tests your ancestry?

>only .8% Ashkenazi
How’s that 100 IQ working out for you, bud?

You have to go back to Africa jamal

They tell everyone they are part nigger because the "we are all from Africa" meme

As white as it gets is 100%, and yes that is possible, it was on my DNA test.

You realize that these DNA companies hav been caught in the act telling whites that they have nigger blood in them in order to "curb racism". You really think they gave you honest results after hearing that??

>0.1% ayy
You have to go back

Id rather be .1% nigger than .8% Jew

true, it is ayy dna anytime they claim 'unassigned'

everyone who voluntarily submitted their DNA for mega corps for processing need to be gassed.

>be me
>have blonde hair
>have blue eyes
>have skin pale enough to get a sunburn at night
>put native american on all of my college, scholarship, and job applications
>reap that sweet, sweet affirmative action
>tfw stealthmutt

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Sub Saharan fucking kya you subhuman

You do know that they add the 0.1% Africa to white people to undermine white identity?

says the chink

White

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Someone fucking answer me

One of your ancestor got raped in Europe by a Turk a long time ago
or it's the margin of error

0.6% based

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>24% eastern european

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