They’re going to make Gandalf black aren’t they

>instead of lembas bread Galadriel gives them magical KFC that doesn't spoil

can't wait for the new adaptation

fucking lol

So are they gonna treat the Orcs as refugees and hand over their houses, women and children to them, or what?

There are no sacred cows in this world

This, more than likely... cringe.

Everytime they bring a new franchise back to life / adapt something, it's for the sole purpose of ((diversifying)) it with SJWs and niggers.

This will unironically be the last straw with me if they usurp LOTR.
Make another game of the tits you fucking cretins, you besmirch galadriel I will rip your dicks off.

Why are they adopting bigoted backwards stories from a bigoted backwards cis white nazi man?
Isn't there enough beautiful and vibrant stories for up and coming beautiful and vibrant PoCs of color?

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It can't be that bad
See: youtube.com/watch?v=1HAD748zyLw

WIZARDS

They will fuck it up somehow, they always do.

Look at The Witcher, while it's Netflix the writers/producers all come out of the same scum pool.
They can't have a nice story, they have to insert their bullshit, it's like a virus they want to give everybody to.

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Common people are fed up with SJW propaganda. The TV show will flop if they push it, and it's going to be an expensive flop.

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Who cares, stop watching talmud Vision

But eventually he evolves into Ganfalf the fucking white male, and starts spouting alt-right memes

Miscasting the actors is one thing. I'm more worried about the story as I think they'll shoe-horn in the "diversity is good" bs. And since Bezos is an anti-Trumper I think there will be references to modern US politics as well. Leftist 'art' is completely politicized as to 'educate' the proles.

But being the not gay wizard was the only thing separating him from Dumbledore.

This, my son is reading the book.

>33
I just threw up. Fucking Hell. Even the thought of a diverse Shire. REEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>66
That's pretty much the only reason to do this. They can then shove it in the face of NPCs to help program them thinking "this is cool!"... Fucking Hell.

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Tolkien absolutely despised the idea of drawing political things/real world parallels from him work.

Only Sauron and Saruman will remain white. Screencap this.

we wuz wizards and sheeit
>>gandalf the black

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Gandalf will have a crack pipe

Good! So is my girlfriend.

Is this our fault? Did we meme this with our orc posting?

You are right
>“I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations, and always have done so since I grew old and wary enough to detect its presence. I much prefer history – true or feigned– with its varied applicability to the thought and experience of readers. I think that many confuse applicability with allegory, but the one resides in the freedom of the reader, and the other in the purposed domination of the author.” - Tolkien

I don't think the new writers will work in this spirit, but the exact opposite. Their vision of the 'real world' will be written into Middle Earth and perhaps we'll finally find out about Aragorn's tax policy.

AND

I predict a great failure, but Amazon has enough money to buy every Critic and outlet in existence

I think it's more that they're so insecure in their own creativity they feel like they have to inject controversy into whatever they write.
If they made another LotR program that was 99% white people it would be directly comparable to P.J's trilogy and with their budget and lack of talent that would be a death sentence.

If they wanted to do something different they could do a Silmarillion series. But they won't. Instead they will make Gandalf a nog

We should fuck with them to have transgender midgets play Hobbits. They're going to fuck it up anyway, it should be on our terms.

If that were netflix it would be guaranteed, amazon is slightly better in that regard

Quite obviously it's going to be shit, it's impossible for those cunts to produce anything without some political agenda.

The plan is to fully explore the the homoerotic subtext of the relationships amongst the male Hobbits.

the Shires are not going to be the monolithic societies they once were in the last century.
Jews are going to be at the centre of that. It’s a huge transformation for the Shires to make.

They are now going into a multicultural mode and Jews will be resented because of our leading role. But without that leading role and without that transformation, the Shires will not survive.

it'll probably go the way of ghostbusters 2016. an intentional controversy to get people to talk about it and then it'll be a gigantic flop

SHIEET

Excellent point.
Shit writers insert it to defend against criticism.

If they fuck this shit up im gonna shut down this simulation
/God

LORD OF THE RANGZ

When have Jews NOT wrecked everything they've touched?

maybe they over at hollywood should make
everyone on camera black, so over exposure
kills the industry and no one wants to watch
tv or movies anymore.

ice ice baby.

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Tolkien made it VERY clear that all black and brown people served Sauron in one way or another. Middle-Earth was basically written as a struggle between whites and foreigners. Tolkien was a race realist.

>In and Out of Jail: A Nig-Nog's Tale
>and
>The Lord of the Pimp Ring

I will accept nothing less than Peter Dinklage as every hobbit and dwarf.

Nah, Orcs are gonna be right-wing nationalists.

>In and Out of Jail: A Nig-Nog's Tale
You owe me two sides.

Lawd ovda Mufukin Rangz

Someone needs to make a WoT show

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Why remake this? Besides the shekels I mean.

>You have no power here Gandalf the Black.
>Sheeeeiiiiitttt

gandalf should be played by pic related. he even returns as gandalf the huwhite.

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>LORD OF THE RANGZ

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>Gondor will be a nazi analogue
>elves will be multiracial and not have a concept of gender, all elves are trans (no monogamy either)
>there will be strongwomyn characters everywhere
>Sauron will be Trump
>Gandalf will be Hillary
>Rohan will be brown, a matriarchy
>Orcs will be misunderstood and racially oppressed by humans
>there will be "good" Orcs
>every episode will be a shallow retelling of the issue of the minute

I could go on

It's likely not even really about the shekels. It's the propaganda opportunity.

>series that already has an entire ensemble of cunty women in positions of authority (real and imagined)
>series full of allegedly powerful men who are immediately henpecked and emasculated by literally every single woman they come into contact with at literally any point in the story
>wanting the talmudtelly makers getting their hands on it

>"Gandalf the white"
Ummm sweety about that name.....

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Checked
I still think that we (nationalists) will be the orcs though, trying to dominate the good and peaceful multicultural people of middle earth.

They'd probably fucking do this.

WE

WUZ

Gandalf would be magical negro sterotype hence I think it will be aragorn or elrond. They like to make black royality I really don't get the obsession though.

RANGZ

I’m guessing Aragon will be black so you can make the Steward Denethor and Boromir appear more weak minded and deceitful. Old wise black guy has been a thing for a while so Gandalf has to be black. Perhaps Elrond is a black guy too with a race mixed daughter Arwen, but I’m a bit doubtful, since Arwen should be white with preferably red hair. So most likely Elrond is a white guy who doesn’t want his daughter to “race mix”. They showed it as him being a human, but they mean it as him being black (what a great parallel to current times). And also it would be perfect if Elrond is white, since is their ‘time to go and time for men to begin’. Orcs are all white.

it will be that ugly black tranny, cox or whatever

luckily tolkien made it lore that the men of the west are all white
they're probably going to put some immigration/racemixing bullshit into it though

WE

Well, Tolkein was actually black, you know.
My history teacher, Ms. Shecklegoldgrabbenstein, said so.

>gandalf will be a woman.
tranny's aren't women dude. and it'll definitely be a tranny. how else will they be able compete with faggy potter's gay headmaster in the game of sodomite's chicken if they don't make Gandalf a tranny.

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Hola Mauricio

>Gandalf the huwhite
lmao

sauron will be black

I really doubt the family would let them.

Return of the...

Po-lease.

It's going to get hardcore DARK TOWER'D isn't it?

my wifes son is watching the movies

P-people don't like it because they are RACISTS!!!1!

Handy capable refuge for the win

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If gandalf were black he'd be a literal magic negro and I don't think they'd risk that

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maybe a subplot will be brown-skinned sand-people refugees from Far Harad getting discriminated by the evil white men of Gondor

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Gandalf will be a black trans woman with purple hair. Gandalf the purple

I could see this happening

I am pretty sure I heard Sony is getting the rights for the show.

Do you work for the (((industry)))???
It seems that every new show that comes out has to include this shit but people will prefer the original to the remake so once these people realize that people are passing over their work for the original are they going to start shitting up the originals or disappearing them off the shelves making theirs the only one that can be viewed?

Sam and Frodo, gay
Merry and Pippin, gay
Legolas, tranny wife of Gimli

how'd that shit show turn out?