Mister Metokur and how he's so polarizing

Nah, we have created a weapon of mass destruction, and that WMD is Mister Metokur.

I agree with him mostly but I feel like he doesn't have anything interesting or unique to say and is just picking on low hanging fruit and preaching to the choir.

That internet atheist civil war was the gayest drama i had ever seen

aw shit, we got an ayy
take me to sirius pls, earth has be come all so tiresome.

>can't find you if you delete your internet history
Hackerman tips

Well, he's an oldfag, so that kind of goes to figure. His whole modus operandi is to burn shit for laughs. He's a morally dubious nihilist and that's why he speaks to the Jow Forums culture. The only people that don't like him are newfaggots.

The livestreams are purely for money.

>purely for money
thats funny, i dont spend a penny and get pure entertainment and many sensible chuckles. checkmate faggot

I would, but I wouldn't breed her.

she wouldnt let you, ahmed.
he didnt breed her either.

Well your wife's boyfriend Jamal would take care of that probably

>and made dragonball z amv
My respect just went up for him.

He's Jow Forums personified, which is a good thing mostly and that's fucking sad.

It's like a talk show you have on in the background and laugh at every once in a while. I would never pay money to have Jim read my autistic comments on air when I can just post them on here btw

He's a pretty pathetic retard but I'd be lying if I said I don't enjoy seeing Sargoy finally get some shit thrown at him.

He made a Vegeta amv and likes both J-Pop and K-pop.

Mission Completed
+ Respect
- Chance of getting laid

imagine if it was jim that did the future trunks/offspring amv. id lose my got damn mind.
yep. id imagine its trustifarians and kids saving their allowance who gibs him dat

Hes the fire test. Hes not our guy but if our guy appears he will have to deal with jim bantz, and they are hard as rocks. Its not that hard, you have to not take you vwry seriously and suppirt your claims with facts and your good.

He had a community of AMV makers on Stage6 back in the day

How to be as good as jim in an argument:
>Don't take yourself seriously, this is the internet
>Don't bullshit if it aint funny

He has a long term relationship with her so I assume that he intends to at some point, but he might be too old already. And I wouldn't ask for permission, my melanated friends, Allah is my witness.

Maybe he already has, but doesn't want no public information.
I mean, imagine if the furfags found out that Jim had a little son

He's old /b/ personified.

Imagine if Ross found out lmao

I miss AMVs

I miss that, the old rating system, no self-censorship, no ads so people made videos because they wanted to

breddy much. i dont see how anyone would ever approach a conversation with jim, or anyone on the internet really, in earnest. especially taking anything so serious as to lash out and publicly get angry. how pathetic.
look at this guy, ive called him a muslim this entire thread, and he finally played along. lesser germans wouldve gotten defensive. good on you hans

me too fampai, first thing i ever downloaded was an amv in like 1998 from morpheus

I have the defensive response pre-written as well, but I'm not in the mood.

How know what looks like?

Leave the beer on the table for a second and try to type that shit again you irish illiterate

kek

dont do that buddy. just shitpost.
has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>just shitpost
>Implying defensive spergery isn't shitposting

fair enough.

Because he is chaotic neutral, and enjoys taking a piss on literally everybody. For those who just likes to see the world burning, like myself, the guy is a hero.

People who holds on to any political idea have a weird relationship with him, since he trashes the things they hate, but also trash the things they love.

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Well that's pretty gay.

I actually agree tho.

so basically an ideological weather vane
everything he says is canned as fuck, he trashes whatever is cool to trash and loves whatever is cool to love, who the fuck wants to watch a bland faggot like that

Because he is how Jow Forums used to be.
Before Jow Forumsshittery

hes intelligent, socially skilled, witty.. if he wasn't such a nihilistic cynical cunt, he'd be an extremely impressive human being.
As it stands, hes merely a top-shelf clown

>For those who just likes to see the world burning, like myself, the guy is a hero.
you people are seriously the scum of the earth, and i can't wait to make you the first targets when shit hits the fan.

Considering you are european, i guess you'd rather watch Jamal fuck the shit out of your wife

well, i'm a commie but i love his content. he only annoys me when he treats entire europe as a single country. his destruction of sargon is amazing tho

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Because his banter is savage and lighthearted, coming from somebody who is mocking because he loves to mock, and not because it fills his political agenda. And if you don't think that cyberbullying is fun, then it is just not the content for you. And no, calling me a bad person won't make me stop watching him.

When shit hits the fan I will be laughing, while you will be crying and asking for god's forgiveness.

except Jow Forums is anonymous, not riding some faggot ass e-celebs cock.
eastern european, actually
and only as much as you wish your messiah Jimmy would fuck your wife

no you're not a bad person, you're just a fucking boring and uncreative one

>That fucking poo who wants to get shit and pissed on by the whore who /c/ucked him
I don't understand this world anymore

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>eastern european
>still an euronigger
>mfw no qt3.14 gf for Jimbo Slice to fuck

>argentinian
>thinks he's white

>When shit hits the fan I will be laughing, while you will be crying and asking for god's forgiveness.
i feel like you know nothing about human psychology.
Its those with a firm foundation, who seek to understand themselves and their world in an attempt to *better* it by any means at their disposal, who never lack courage, never collapse in a nihilist heap of beta bones... trust me when i say it'll be you sobbing in the corner. you have nothing, believe in nothing, are nothing.. that brand of nihilism marks you out as a waking abortion.

He lives comfortably doing shit for fun, and doesn't bring in his personal life to any of his shit. I think most people would envy that.

I prefer being a dirty mutt than an eurocuck

Why are you hiding behind a meme flag bro?

because theres a certain star under there.

at some point, its helpful to live for something higher than giggles, imho.. esp when Rome is burning around us.
I don't really respect an adult male whos sole purpose in life is to tear everything down to fill some empty void

Haven't been keeping up with the Kumite? What happened to Tonka? Why did he go turbo fag mode?

>Also, can we talk about

e-celebs?

no faggot, you need to be 18 to post here

you got cucked by the british, that's something to be ashamed of
because fuck you, that's why

>Nobody is allowed to have fun
get fucked

>cucked by the british
nah nigga we got fucked by videla sending 15 year olds to die in the snow
>cause fuck you thats why
nigger are you 8 years old

>your idea of fun is sucking off your e-celeb while he calls you beta the next day
lmao

>your idea of fun is buying porn passes and paying link taxes
lmao

>Why did he go turbo fag mode?
He always has been in turbo fag mode, but it grew old pretty quick. His show a corps hanging from strings.

>being this triggered by some nigger who makes fun about some brain dead faggots
Is that you Sargon?

not even a britcuck, macaco

Tonka used to be the only tolerable character in the Kumite, now not even that guy is tolerable.

Can some one give me a quick run down on why donga is mad at jim?

>calls the grandchild of an italian and a german macaco

Tonka realized he couldn't deep throat Jimbo so now he's like the bitter ex girlfriend trying to throw shots at him

you're triggered that I'm talking shit about your precious e-celeb dumbfuck nigger
why do you love him so much? why must you defend him like a beta whiteknight?
he can call faggots faggots all he wants, he's still not funny and/or creative.

Ooh edgy, are you sixteen years old by any chance?

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>trust me, I'm white
t. 1%er

>Why do people find such a simple channel so polarizing
Certain people just can't handle the bants, both e-celebs and their fandoms.
With the most obvious bait he's got people flying off the handle and saying the stupidest shit. Look at the recent Sargon thing.
>Hey Sargon, you've got a frumpy looking suit there.
>Well Jim, you're a child groomer who's raising up internet trolls to attack people!

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>complains over a thread
>bumps it
everytime

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I hope this is bait, if not, you should consider suicide.

Are you saying he has some sort of obligation to do something serious since he has a large amount of people he influences? Because one dude really can't do much at this state

1% is better than 100% arab

He's supposedly a schoolteacher, jobs don't come more important and more thankless than that

>he might be too old
Men are only too old when they're dead.
But, from some of his comments, it sounds like he doesn't want kids.

If Jim has a kid, he's gonna fall like Matt

>being this retarded
the thread is about discussing him, not fanboying him you autist
you're already doing that for me, hans

Yea, I'll suicide you, buddy.

What's she look like?

>Because one dude really can't do much at this state
this is *so* fucking wrong, on every level.
Even if it weren't, how did we reach a point where we're so willing to tap out, and be domesticated beasts to be herded to and fro by our ((masters))? Is there any other point in history in which western men would've been so weak, docile, defeatist, feminine?

lmao maybe you should tell ass why he's so polarizing.
You're extremely tilted rn

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still mad jim is not his internet friend any more
kek

I'll neck rope you

>fanboying
What are even talking about? What's with you going into super sperg mode, you sad autist?

he has minimal effect at that job.. he has the potential for massive effect, with his YT reach, especially over the coming years.
I dont think he'll make positive use of it, because like many of you cunts, he has that 'I'm just ONE goy!' attitude that paralyzes.. but he *could*.

he's annoying

the relish with which he approaches simplistic drama is annoying. the fact that people watch him is even more annoying.