The world hates us because we tried

Try again and do better next time.

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If you never try you'll never fail that's what my uncle told me

I hate you both because you tried and because you failed. Germany destroyed the political right and with it, western civilisation.

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Well, we profitited from you, so not everyone hates you

Uh no sweetie, that would be what the allies destroyed

my ancestor

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I don't, mutt.

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Chin up
Shoulders back
Who gives a fuck what others think, we are all hated anyway for one reason or another but you’ll always be perfect to me Germoney sausage bro

which one is this?

I don't hate you for failing
I hate you because, after everything you showed me, you stopped trying to get it back
My hope will only die with the last german

Lol soon her army of shitskins will will force us all to stop eating bacon just as Hitler intended.

We deserve all the hate we get. We had the best chance to defeat the jews and we failed, we let the whole world down.

Prob shouldn't have allied with Japan and declared war on us first

>Prob shouldn't have allied with Japan and declared war on us first

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How am I wrong

We were already at war by proxy given that we were directly supplying the soviets and the bongs you fucking retard.

yup

We only hate how cucked you are.

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Für Gott, Kaiser, und Vaterland!

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>lend lease is a declaration of war

Stop blaming the victim!!

There are still alot of germans left. If you fail once, just try again!

The US was bombing German ships long before Pearl Harbor, there's no way the US would have stayed out of the war even a week longer
Also not something even Allied historians disagree with

>declaring war on America
>fighting USSR in the winter
>having Italy on your team
>Stalingrad
Lmaoing at your life Germanbro

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what is wrong with italy? Don't make me get anchovy to shove your nose between her toes.

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>declaring war on a superpower because of Jap alliance isn't retarded

>why did you force me to do this? I just wanted Lebensraum and Slav pussy

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Germans had to keep bailing them out. They make the good spa-gett, and their women have big tits, but they suck at war.

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jrbooksonline.com/fdr-scandal-page/lend.html

what do you think it changed?

very mean.

Roman girls aired out their smelly feet all over europe and gassed everyone very quickly. That's how they were such good fighters.

Anchovy carries these stinky roman genes.

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Actually they attcaked USSR in summer. German army crossed the border by June 22 1941. They expected to blitzkrieg before winter.

its not like we stopped aiding the UK and USSR any less than before the Germans made a formal declaration of war

Feet are not sexual organs, Luigi

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>why even live
to try again.

stop bully.

I am only about 1/3rd italian, but my feet stink always because of it. :(

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Lend lease has not and has never been considered a declaration of war

We don't hate you because you lose wars. We hate you because you're insufferable faggots.

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>The US was bombing German ships long before Pearl Harbor
No, Germany was bombing US ships. US merchant ships specifically. They killed hundreds of Americans, yet Americans still refused to let their country get involved in the war.

so?
please answer

The US was not neutral and was barely even pretending to be.
Yes, the US bombed German ships.

>No, Germany was bombing US ships
thats not true and you have no proof. The US was attacking the shipping of both Germany and Japan before declaing war

I don't think that's the reason your feet stink, is it? I think you know why.

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You have it the wrong way.
German ships were attacking US merchant vessels.
Those ships were sending supplies to the allies, so the Germans did have reason to bomb them.

thats a lot of butter, sailor

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Only judeo-anglo allied scum and communist hate you

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yes, italians always have very smelly feet (like rotten pizza) because italy is a foot shape. I try washing them but it's permanent. Sorry :C

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are there people who honestly believe that the US was a passive actor in the war before declaring war?

Passive or not the Axis declared war first, lend lease isn't a declaration of war
Nigger both sides had attacked each other's ships leading up to the war

>lend lease isn't a declaration of war
but who is saying this except for you?

Niemals aufgeben! Weiterkämpfen!

The US was not completely neutral and the goverment obviously wanted war, but the US citizens refused to allow boots in Europe until Hitler forced them to.

Well, having Italy on your team is sort of historical bad omen.

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You disgust me.

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They started on time but fucked it up and kept on going.

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They're often insufferable faggots because they lost the war and now renounce the war and its goals.

US boots on the ground literally didn’t matter. Germany had lost the war a year before the western allies invaded.

The united states real contribution to the war was its factories and resources like oil which it had contributed even before oficially joining in

why are you so mean

I can't help that my feet are smelly.

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says the communist ally

fug :D
Don't try anymore, ok?

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Scrub them harder. Get a pedicure. Put some effort into it.

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Because you can try again

US armies killed/captured hundreds of thousands of German soldiers and had more casualties than in the pacific theater.
Not even considering that though, the historic effects of the US getting completely involved are monumental, not only for Germany, but for the US too. Life in both countries would be different right now if we never set foot in Europe during ww2.

sorry...

Italian genes are naturally smelly. That's why they get cute girls to pollute grapes with their stinky mediterranean feets and make smelly wine out of it.

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it's ok fren
u rise again like always
like phoenix from ashes

I respect you for being one of the few nations in history to stand up for virtue.

Sieg heil

Americans don't hate krauts they hate the cancer that was allowed to take your country, because we are removing pieces of tumor every day here and it is demoralizing to see your institutions absolutely subverted. You'll probably never be Great again but that doesn't matter so long as we survive chemo. Fix your house and maybe in the future we will have an alliance that properly memorializes one which would have saved the world so much degradation had it happened 80 years ago.

I don't think you are sorry at all. I think you actually enjoy smelly feet.

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If only you could have just waited a lil while longer until you developed some nukes and other serious shit before going all out.

Heil Hitler

>I think you actually enjoy smelly feet.
oh no I've been found out! I just polluted a fresh batch of grapes with my smelly med feet btw.

I will turn it into stinky wine just for you.

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Try again. Win the crowd.

ROUND 3...FIGHT!

You gave us the best comedy show ever: ALLO ALLO, thank you fritz.

Truthfully, the Holocaust is just a great argument-ender that every non-German carries in his back pocket. When Schultz talks shit about Trump, the moment he says “betrayal of western values,” I’m like, “Nope. Wrong choice of words, bitch. Somebody else can say that, but not ze Germans.”