Perfect Europe Thread

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FTFY

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all of Europe is Romanian clay

>a nightmarish islamic police state the size of Europe
No thanks

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this but America instead of the dumb union jack

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France is worse than the UK though
based and redpilled
>Ireland is part of the UK
>Lithuania/Latvia union
>Thicc Cehoslovakia
>Hungary still exists
>No Poland
>Albania still exists
7/10

This was way more effort than it was fucking worth it

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ABSOLUTELY fucking BASED

>Albania still exists
>perfect
Cringe
Scandinavian countries are the most boring countries in Europe. I unionised them just to change some stuff around, couldn't care less. We can't give independence to every country. That's retarded.

I didnt meant to

Of course you didn't fucking mean to. Dumbfuck

Nigger

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Seems good except for the exclave gore.

Little angry there boy, you okay?

What the fuck is that Romania, Bulgaria should be bigger
Half of Belorussia and Ukraine should be Polish
Absolute trash
Even fucking worse, please stay out of Europe u fucking burger
>Spain divided into two parts
>No SpainxPortugal
>Poland doesn't exist BUT UKRAINE DOES LOL
>Serbia exists
What the fuck am I looking at
Trash
Much better but give Danzig to Poland and the other half of Ukraine to Russia

>Le meme flag

just neck yourself faggot.

>What the fuck am I looking at
read the filename

Fuck off, I wasn't talking to you.
I hate hypocrites and liars.

OK, here me out on this one guys.

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Stop giving Northern Ireland to fucking commie Catholics.

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Assuming its the actual empire and not the UK we have today, I'm in

Any government post 1950 is cucked

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no u
>Bulgaria should be bigger
nope, they lost enough wars for that
>What is that Romania
Dacia
t.Trajan
The Irish are just catholics not commies.

>tfw that was reality 2000 years ago in a time where the fastest means of messaging and transportation was a horse.

Incredible feat, come to think of it

You're trying to tell me that the IRA weren't communist?

IRA are commie

>belgians have a culture, are in any way different from the rest of the french, and fought for their independence

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Stop this autism.
The belgians deserve their own country even if they don't have their own language(s).

Not since 1970

To me the Irish were just big fat traitors. They JOINED the UK and then claimed muh oppression.

>The belgians deserve their own country

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Perfect at last

Of course they were during the troubles. I knew someone in a loyalist group who kidnapped an IRA member who started singing the bass boosted Soviet anthem honest on me mum

OP is either a Russian, a Romanian or a Serb. Shit map, subhuman monkey.

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No.

All that border gore is just BEGGING for another Great War.

>meme flag
your opinion doesn't matter faggot

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Go ahead, march to Brussels and tell them they should become a part of NL or France. I'll be waiting, Pierre.

Belgium is as real a country as Israel

Absolute not, we genocide the non dutch speakers and we take northern France as reperations which will not be enough unless we also get to kill Marcon.

Imagine a foreigner talking about NL in this way.

>be frankish
>king dies
>become west frankish
>become french
>local lord doesnt want to pay his taxes or some shit
>king sends a few knights to collect dept
>knights get btfo
>secede from the french kingdom and become duchy of wallonia
>become "wallon"
>later get annexed
>become french again
>some fat manlet invades all of europe
>some guy decides to carve up a bit of conquered holland and stick it with historical wallonia to create a buffer state agaisnt krauts
>become belgian
>be the worst kraut buffer in the history of kraut buffers
>become german
>some drunk gets paid to invade you
>fail to be of any use to anyone once again
>guys who invaded europe decide its better to keep europe weak, so you get to exist
>become belgian
>they also decide to put their enrichement center there
at least you got a skyscraper that is shaped like a french fry

>Go ahead, march to Brussels and tell them they should become a part of NL or France. I'll be waiting, Pierre.
I will

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>we take northern France

With what weapons? Goudse?

We'd wipe the floor with your country within just by our "Force de Frappe"... Just take Flandre and Leave us Wallonie and Bruxelles and everything will be alright for your Weed ass.

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>be smaller with less wealth and manpower
>want to make demands to your larger neighbourg
you just wanna give us reasons dont you?

we ll give you the dutch part again, dont worry, this ll be like a 50% increse in your power you should be happy enough
that or we just anex belgium and pretend they re all french
have it your way

also we dont really care about macarony you can have him if you want

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>we take northern France

With what weapons? Goudse?

We'd wipe the floor with your country within 1 day just by our "Force de Frappe"... Just take Flandre and Leave us Wallonie and Bruxelles and everything will be alright for your Weed ass.

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also all of these are pretty retarded, just make a federal superstate and be done with it, just one that doesnt try to kill off its subjects and we ll be good

I gave you french-speaking belgium you ingrate

dude people divide land into smaller nations to make them a non-threat
thats why nations try to get bigger and get torn into pieces when they lose wars
get it?

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You are right, you know what, lets divide up France before you make Kalergi's vision reality.

>divide land into smaller nations

I literally did that to Russia, China, Saudi Arabia, Mexico, Canada, and Spain

I should have given Brittany independence

what about respecting the treaty of London?

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Don't hide your flag Herzegovinian bro.

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>becoming the strongest superstate equals exterminating the entire population of europe and replacing them with half breed niggers to protect individual capitalistic intrests

yeah but then you made fucking bavaria independent because their culture isnt exactly identical to the rest

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Hey there, I'm a retard, how to make?

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Belgium is an autistic meme country, Belgium should be Flanders and Wallonia

see thats what you re trying to avoid
places in the real world dont look like that for a reason
just seing the borders spells poverty

>Italian talking about loyalty

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>gives odessa to romania

wtf is wrong with you? quite frankly, i think russia should dominate the black sea with georgia, armenia, and azerbaijan in it's territory (as it always was) T*rkey a vassal state.

You really think you can out jew us? we out jew'd the jews in WW2 we have more power then you think.

we respected every single treaty we signed, we never declared default in all our history ... UNLIKE someone ELSE

Yes very good hans.

ok fair enough I don't know much about bavaria, I was just trying to nerf germany.
Does it matter that they aren't that different though? I mean how different is germany from austria or denmark?

I took sometime to fix some non sense you put in that map, not everything but at least the msot relevant ones

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Imbécile, comment oses tu appeler l'Empire "Retarded"?

Bavarian here.
You did nothing wrong by making Bavaria independent. It is very different from the rest of Germany. Bavaria itself fits more to Austria. They both speak Bavarian dialect and have very much identical culture. Also fought together at the battle at Königgrätz against Prussia.

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>doesnt take back rightful german clay from poland
>belarus still a country
>rightful ukrainian clay given to poland
>ulster is english, somehow scotland and wales are independent
>kosovo still not part of albania
>caucasus left untouched

The only reason Odessa is not part of Romania right now is soviet autism. Odessa was historically part of Moldova and right now it's just border gore.

>Greece

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What a disgusting, horrendous, abominable map. Truly, OP, you should hang yourself.

also rate

keys:
>would be european federation
>different hues are different states with their own subject local governemnts
>difference in color equate differences in cultures/would be nationality
guiding principles are:
>trying to make europe as stronk as possible
>minimizing the butthurt in doing so
rate how butthurt this would make you feel
(poland gets half the points to compensate for their inate neverending butthurt)

>get invaded twice in like 6 years
>gain no land
>gain no power
>puppet gov get installed each time
>now country known for being too small for its population and passed out junkies
based

>I was just trying to nerf germany.
dont do that if nerf european countries you nerf europe as a whole
>I mean how different is germany from austria or denmark?
somewhat, but britany is also really different from south france

that doesnt matter though, what matters is that when you re small you are weak and defenceless, and when you re big you're strong and people cant give you shit

>Imbécile, comment oses tu appeler l'Empire "Retarded"?
sorry didnt open it, I just thought it was another map who balkanised all of europe like the other

>Bavaria itself fits more to Austria.
true also

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Blinky iffy uh

no other answer is valid.
debate me

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You realize 90% of catalonia has ancestry from other parts of spain and dont speak catalan?

I only ask this, then I don't give a shit about the rest

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apparenty I gave slovenia to austria, sry bout that
though if you keep nations that would be good for europe

switzerland is amazing and so are the alps in geneeral but you sure you want marseille?
you really sure bout this?

Je te pardonne alors…

Aussi pic related: Ne donnes Pas l'Alsace-Moselle aux Schleus

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BASED

>DUINKERKEN

>we respected every single treaty we signed

-Tripartite treaty of 1906 guaranteeing the integrity of Abyssinia
-Covenant of the League of Nations
-Geneva protocol for the prohibition of the use in war of asphyxiating, poisonous or other gases, and of the bacteriological methods of warfare
-The Italo-Abyssinian treaty of 1928 for establishing constant peace and perpetual friendship
-The Kellogg pact (1928) renouncing war as an instrument of national policy
-The convention of the American states (1933) against the acquisition of territory by force.

Make kosovo part of Serbia and split Bosnia-Herzegovina into half and implement the one half to Croatia and the other to Serbia and we are fine.

kys t*rk

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odessa was a fishing village before 1791 which was essentially purchased from inept t*rkroaches by a polish businessman. it literally only became a city under russian rule, hence why all the architecture there is european or russian. moldova is effectively a region of romania which has never been relevant.

Ok you can have your island back.
Why are Indonesia and Lithuania so big?

Why has western Canada left the US, but the maritimes go with quebec?

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You call yourself France, but the actual Franks were from the Benelux, you LARP frog.

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