Alright Jow Forums I'm sick of you making fun of my country over ridiculous claims over what should be illegal for people to have and shouldn't. Just to prove it, I've got here a real live Kinder Egg!
That's right, you thought we couldn't get them in the US? Well you're wrong! Time to enjoy this tasty (although naturally inferior to American) European treat, which is most certainly legal to have.
Here's the back, all the ingredients. FDA approved and all whipped together in America, take that Europe your candy belongs to us as well! MAGA
Now let's see what's inside and get to the tasty chocolate egg.
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Weird, it broke in half. Damn Europeans, scamming and cutting our eggs in half, you think we can't split them ourselves?
Whatever, time to get to the good stuff.
Wait what the fuck
>Goy
Kys user
What the fuck is this? Two black balls? This isn't an egg.
Nice try. We all know you smuggled it across from Canada in your asshole.
Those are in Canada also. The ones we and other places have as well are hollow chocolate eggs with the toy inside. Not the scoop shit
I guess that's what the paddle thing is for, like a spoon? But flat though, pretty worthless.
Eugh, one ball down. Tastes like shit, really salty and rough texture, hard to swallow.
honest question, why have a Chinese toy anywhere near your already poison food-like product ?
YOU
DENSE
MOTHERFUCKER
Blegh, stuffed both balls in, real mouthful. Wonder why they would serve up a pair of brown balls to kids? I would have preferred a chocolate egg.
Try to get the nasty taste of the balls out of my mouth with some of the white creme stuff they came in. It's pretty thick and and really gums up your mouth. Pretty nasty stuff.
Holy shit shut up
nice larp faggot
What the fuck is going on in here?
All done, honestly that was pretty bad. And the black stuff is the hardest to get out, even after all the white creme. I thought Kinder Eggs were supposed to be good and tasty.
At least there's still the toy to look forward to. Yes, that's right, our American Kinder Eggs... well not really eggs, but they do actually have toys in them, you were mistaken if you thought they were illegal like a choking hazard.
gib toy
Wait what the fuck
Q predicted this
wtf is this bullshit? I thought they were just glorified cadbury eggs with a faggy trinket inside. this shit looks terrible. yuros truly are the faggiest.
nigger you are holding the spooon the wrong fucking way
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? SOME HALF-NAKED MAN KEYCHAIN THING?
HE'S NOT EVEN WHITE
These are NOT real kinder eggs. It's some american abomination of the real thing.
Burger eats Kinder and the political implications of him being a faggot
I had to eat a pair of brown balls and all the creme inside for THIS? A "toy" keychain of some naked Jap man probably a JAV star, and a FUCKING connect the dots piece of paper?
Nice of them to make it American with that plane heading for that building.
What a fucking rip. No chocolate egg, no toy inside, just some nasty balls and an Asian porn star. These Kinder Eggs fucking suck.
EXPLAIN YOURSELF EUROPE
This shit would never fucking fly in America, goddamn fucking Kinder Eggs, goddamn fucking gay ass Europe. At least I can still get guns legally, this "candy" isn't fucking worth the illegality or not.
I had a German friend come visit me once who brought like 30 of the German ones many years ago.
The other day I found the mutt version in a Kwik Star.
"If only you knew how bad things really were" is correct.
>no smelly german feet to rub
>I had to eat a pair of brown balls
no one forced you to homo
Mods do your job faggots