You MUST post ITT if Brett Kavinaugh molested you

The one the creepy porn lawyer is representing? The one who is going to claim that Kavanaugh and Judge used to run trains on passed out women? Yeah... I believe that one.

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It was 48 years ago, and I just remembered this week.

The year was 1945 and I was at McDonalds with some friends. Suddenly, Brett Kavanaugh comes over. He'd obviously had a lot of Big Macs and was Shitting ing all over the place. Before I could do anything, he grabbed me and put his ass in my mouth. I tried to get away and opened as hard as I could. But he held me down and said, "No one will believe you, and there's nothing to stop me from becoming McShitter of the United States!"

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He put his pubic hair in my Monster energy drink

Nobody cares if YOU believe it. AMERICA believes it.

>I haven't seen the HUFFPO survey showing only 25% of WOMEN believe this bitch.

What’s stopping a thousand anonymous people online creating false personas online to all claim sexual misconduct to further discredit “legitimate accusers”? None of the accusers have made any kind of public statements or had any kind of tangable presence. It seems all you need is a photo and a vauge story

He fucked me right in the ass! I wasnt even a year old in 1984! I may not have been born, but I remember; my lawyer helped me!

I had a platonic but sexually charged relationship with Brett Kavanaugh in the 1990s. It was mostly through the mail, though we did spend a day at Knott's Berry Farm together.

I was trying to study for finals in the common area of my dorm. All of a sudden, I heard a voice scream "TIT AND CLIT, BITCHES! NO MEANS YES AND YES MEANS ANAL!"
I was dragged off the couch, thrown to the ground and a tiny cock was shoved in my ass. I heard a voice yell "YOU HAVE JUST BEEN KAVED, BITCH!"
I dropped out of college, became a crack addict and never recovered.

He make the benis become the big benis.

Let me guess.. you saw the Fox News poll where they asked more democrats than republicans... BEFORE Mark Judge was even known about (and he was the first one to deny that the events happened).

It doesn't matter what "AMERICA believes". "America" believed that George Zimmerman was guilty. "America" believes that Charles Manson slit some people's throat (note: he didn't do shit in regards to the act.. he just convinced others to do it). So on and so forth.

So.. to be more specific to the point.. literally no one gives a flying fuck what YOU think. Lack of evidence is lack of evidence.

I saw Brett Kavanaugh at a grocery store in Los Angeles 20 years ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and slapping my face with his 20inches flaccid penis. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him making moaning sounds towards me as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen little girls in his arms without asking their consent.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to ask to fuck those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she sat all of them on the counter and asked them if they were okay with it, he stopped her and told her to ask them written consent “to prevent any Democrat infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she had them all sign on papers she started folding them and handed them to him, he kept interrupting her by fapping really loudly.

I was traumatized.

This one time, he made me take off all of my clothes and dance in front of him and his rabbi friends

Brett kavanaugh burned our crops, destroyed our homes, and stopped our abortions!

Sounds like something that should've been done already to prove the absurdity of it all.

Very molested. Very unforgettable. I'm not sure about the exact time or date or location but I'm certain that it was him. I recognize him from his mushroom cock.

Brett Kavin-raw as we used to call him got me drunk in 1985 off a half bottle of Boone's farm strawberry hill. we were watching transformers on the tv and chill when he suddenly reached over and grabbed my breast while looking me deep in the eyes and saying 'where are your autobot rescuers?' They didn't come and I didn't either.

He stuck his finger in my butt and said it’s not gay bro, I’m just checking your oil.

I was raped in my sleep by Kavanaugh in 1969. #MeToo

Brett Kavanaugh did this at the fair in town. He leaned back too far and rippen through that canvas ceiling above him. I guess it fling him about a block away before he landed in somebody's yard.

They still use the same machine, but there's a huge duct tapped patch over one of those triangles in the ceiling.

Brett Kavanaugh molested me. He knew my parents, it was 2011, and I was 7 years old back then. He fondled my balls and penis. I'm still traumatized to this day.

>Fox News poll

Read my post, genius. Do you really think I have EVER looked at a Faux News Poll? Pull your head out of your ass.

He ate my penis

I was sitting in my bedroom reading some feminist literature when U.S. Circuit Court Judge Brett Kavanaugh kicked my door down and shouted "nominate deez NUTS" while he grabbed the enormous twelve-inch cock sticking out of his judge's robes and waggled it at me while he winked profusely. "Sir, as a student of law, surely you should know that the age of consent in this state is-" I started to protest before he jumped across the room in one fluid motion and jammed the entirety of his girthy penis directly past my mouth and into my esophagus. As I began to choke and retch on his massive cock I heard him scream "If you don't like it, why don't you say no, huh? That's right, you can't, you stupid bitch!" While he put his hands on the back of my head and raped my face I was going to remark on what a poor choice this seemed to be for an up and coming public figure but then I realized that I couldn't breath, much less speak. Finally, after what seemed like forever, he shoved my head backwards off of his cock so hard it dented the drywall behind me and bellowed "gamergate was about ethnics in gaming journalism and women can't be ghostbusters" as he pushed me over and forcibly inserted his cock into my anus. After I was done screaming in pain, I began to calmly tell him that I did not consent to this sexual encounter and that he was in violation of chapter 109A of the Code of Laws of the United States of America before he cut me off and screamed "tell it to the pillow, you worthless slut!" and pushed my head down into the pillow until I couldn't breathe and passed out. When I finally awoke, Kavanaugh was gone, my anus was bleeding profusely, and despite that he had only raped me anally, I found out a month later I was pregnant with four of his children.

He sarcastically shoved his cock in my ass. Does that count as rape?

Who wouldn’t want a penis in the face from a SCOTUS?
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He ever molested me but I saw Brett Kavanaugh at a grocery store in Maryland yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Depends, did he do it ironically or unironically?

Kavanaugh fart raped me

Gibe gibs, sexual pig harassers!
He probed my butthole and made me piss on his face, good sirs!
t. good boy raped by Brett

He’s unstoppable, like some kind of Kool Aid Man of rape. He raped me one time, forgot about it minutes later then raped me again. He invented the phrase “ok rape u next week”.

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It was 1985 and I remember it like it was just yesterday. A single candle was lit. Careless whisper was hot on the radio and my anus was ready

Actual principled conservative here. In 1985, when I was four years old, Brett Kavanaugh put instructed me to pull down my pants. He then demanded that I spread my cheeks. Thereafter, and most disturbingly, Brett Kavanaugh touched and licked my asshole.

I've never told anyone, but I now am coming forward. #Basta

posten, ayo CNN niccus hit me up senpai, I'm ready to testify next month, or whenever

"BK" is one initial away from BTK (Bind Torture Kill). Could he be the notorious serial killer?

When I was in 6th grade we were unceremoniously called to the auditorium.
When I arrived it was the same as any other penis inspection day except for the exception of a man being there instead of the usual school nurses. Things went fine at first. The standard turn your head and cough. Until he started growing agitated. He began gripping the genitals of the other boys and tugging on them, increasing in intensity with each participant.
When it came to be my turn he gripped my penis and testes by making a ring between his index and thumb and pulled hard. I passed out from the tearing and can no longer have children.
The boys that went after me fared no better.
This man is a monster.

I was in an elevator with Brett Kavanaugh and I said to him that I was really impressed with everything he had accomplished, and that I wished him good luck. He didn't even look at me and didn't respond, but he did move closer till we were shoulder to shoulder. Then he slid his left hand into my pocket and began to fondle my genitals. He never made eye contact. Just felt my balls and my stiffening shaft through the inside of my pocket until the elevator reached the ground floor. Paralyzed with fear and embarrassment, I didn't resist or push him away. The door opened and about ten Chinese businessmen were standing there looking at us, Brett with his hand in my pocket, me with an erection. I didn't move. Brett took his hand out, shamelessly licked his fingertips, and then walked out of the elevator. I still didn't move. The businessmen crowded in and I rode back up with them as a few of them cast sidelong glances at me and talked to each other in Chinese. I rode all the way to the top of the building, then back down again, just to make sure Brett wasn't in the lobby waiting for me.

ha. who was this pasta about originally? i forget.

in 1987 i was taking Womens study classes and on my way home after school i was walking home
as i look to my side i see Brett standing there with that smile of a thousand stares i knew then that it was already too late by the time i woke up all my holes in my body was wide open and i couldnt walk home ever again.

Felt ironic. “Lmfao wouldn’t it be gay if we had sex? We’d look like a bunch of faggots. Lmao you look so gay with my wiener in your butt, bro.”

- Brett Kavanaugh, 1982

10/10 adaptation

The leaf did much better
Flying lotus

I was playin some b-ball with my homies when Brett showed up. He stole the ball from me mid-dribble, squared up at half court and shouted "U BOUT TO GET 'NAUGHED ON SUCKA!" He then pulled his pants down and slam dunked the ball over my head. I'm still flossing with his pubes to this day.

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I was changing in front of the TV when I noticed Kavanaugh on the screen. Pretty sure he saw me naked.

He butt raped me 30 years ago.
t. Kurt Eichenwald

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Strange. I may have been present. I just remember a voice in the distance. It said, strangely enough: "My name is Brett Kavanaugh. I rape women. I want to be on the Supreme Court soon -- remember these words!"

I haven't told anyone, because I've been so fearful. But now, 48 years later, I feel empowered to tell my story.

i was an an in n' out burger and he came in with a bunch of security guards and did the ol in n' out with all the customers in the place, including young children. then a guy with a briefcase full of cash paid everyone off to keep quiet and they left. after this, i do not believe in the system no more

I raped him and I’m coming forward to share my story. I met him at a college party in 1982 and right when I saw him I put my hand on his ass and forced him to the ground where I there did my business. He needs to step down immediately.

Lets just take a look at her yearbook then, shall we? She graduated in ‘84.

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The left is losing, the more they double down on their slanderous sexual accusations and identity politics, the more people leave the democratic party. What is amazing is they don't realize they are their own worst enemy. Jow Forums is inundated with shills as a desperate attempt to have an effect, but all they do is alienate and awaken more and more average people to their desperation, insanity and underhandedness.

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In 2001 Caveinaw put his twin towers in to my ground zero and wrecked them. I couldn't sit for hours.

He touched my peepee

Hypothetically speaking, what would stop burgeranons from fighting back the same dirty way?

>Contacting several RNC Senators/Congressmen
>Cooking up a believable story about a DNC Senator/Congressmen sexually assaulting them, or having tried to, at some point a few years ago
>Asking for anonymity, due to the embarrassment and damage it would cause to your reputation, especially considering the stigma revolving around male-male rape.

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brett told me he likes russian penis as well; his favorite delicacy

In 1973 I was at a halloween party, I got drunk and passed out to awake to an alien probing me. For decades I've been scared of alien abductions until recently someone showed me a picture of Kavinaugh dressed in an Alien costume that night. All these years I've been waiting for a space force to seek revenge when now all I want is a liberal justice instead of that evil alien anal prober.

He never physically molested me, but once I was at a DC hotel pool and he walked in wearing a speedo that was clearly too small for him. I've never been the same since.

Back when I was a woman (I'm a man now) I was psychically molested by Brett Kavanaugh from across the country. I saw his phantom face looming before me and felt his telekinetic hands all over my body. Because he had entered another plane of existence during this rape, I could not fend him off. His psychic, telekinetic rape of my female body is the main reason I transitioned to a male body, so that he would no longer haunt me. I DEMAND JUSTICE!

The year was 1914 and I was at the North Pole with some friends. Suddenly, Brett Kavanaugh comes over. He'd obviously had a lot of Taco Bell Baja Sauce and was dabbing all over the place. Before I could do anything, he grabbed me and put his tentacle in my ear. I tried to get away and kissed him as hard as I could. But he held me down and said, "No one will believe you, and there's nothing to stop me from becoming Grand Wizard of the United States!"

I was just a clerk. I spent the entire night finishing up paperwork when a hooded man approached me at my desk. Brett Kavinaugh approached me. “I really appreciate the long and hard hours you put in for me” he said while rubbing the outer edges of his visibly erect penis. “If only there was something long and hard I can put into you.” I gasped in shock, the pencils, papers and office ware were swiped from my desk. I attempted to escape but Brett Kavinaugh was too strong after years of grasping a mallet. “order in the cou~rt” he whispered as he unzipped himself with one hand, thrusting his weight into me with his other. I reached for my son’s best dad mug but to no avail my arms were pinned. Brett was a third degree black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. And rape. I could only clench my hairy asshole tight, hoping the jungle hair friction would leave impenetrable. Alas it was no good. “I’ve been going to Saigon for years” he said while winking. For fifteen minutes I laid atop my wife’s broken desk portrait, her smiling in a now seemingly sadistic nature. I just wanted it to stop but in the end Brett Kavinaugh had his way with me. I never told anyone until this thread. He threatened me in ways I can’t express to keep my silence.

The year was 1821 and I was in the mood for a good hootenanny, after all Missouri had just become the 24th state. Anyway, a few acquaintances and I arrived at the barn and began drinking some xxx whisky. Kavinaugh came up behind me and boxed me about the head and neck. He was ready to impugn upon my dignity but he was powerfully vexed by my cage crinoline. Luckily an escaped negro was spotted outside and Brett joined the lynch mob.

It was in 1988 I made an internship in the US. Kavanaugh grabbed my butt when I was walking down a corridor. I said "stop! I did not consent to that, you are assaulting me." He looked at me right in the eye and told me "lmao fuck off stupid leaf. One day Trump will be elected as president and I will be nominated at the supreme court. I will deport all spics, niggers and muslims to Canada and then nuke your shitty country. Fuck your maple syrup, fuck your shitty hockey. When you will see a big nuclear flash in 2019, remember my name before dying from radiations. My name is Brett Kavanaugh. Heil hitler."

I was terrified.

Tbh I was asking for it

BART COPPERBUM TOUCHED MY WINKY BACK IN SPACE SOME TIME AGO AT A PARTY

Kavenaugh raped Obama!

He tongued my anus. I was 4.

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What's the statue of limitations on these kinds of things anyways

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The year was 2005, the date march 17th, I was an 8 year old in church school, it was a day like any other day in church school, uneventful, until SUPREME COURT NOMINEE JUDGE BRETT KAVANUAGH burst through door dressed up Saint Patrick , he let out a ferocious roar that sounded a little like "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISTION" in one swift motion he caved in the nuns skull with his staff well screaming "I SHALL DRIVE ALL SNAKES FROM THIS LAND, KILL NOT YOUR SEED YOU WORM!" I'll never forget what happened next, JUDGE BRETT KAVANUGH SUPREME COURT NOMINEE pulled out an erect penis longer then his staff and made a b-line for the blonde lass next to me, poor girl he deflowered and split her straight in half in a mere second, after that he forced the rest of us to dress up like leprechauns and suck his dick until he heard sirens, at which point he jumped out the window and I never thought about it again until I saw him on TV

They called him Bret "The conductor" Kavanaugh. He fondled my balls in the lockers after footie practice.

You're always asking for it.

1,000 years if the perp was conservative

That's a long time

No but once I was staying in the hotel he was in and I was just 1 room away and I heard some pretty suspicious moaning from his room

Post pics

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Oh my god me too. I heard some weird,"what are we going to do on the bed oni-chan pomf" crazy stuff

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I'm an interdimensional time traveler and somehow Kavinaugh was able to bend time and space with his penis which created a tear in the fabric of space, time and my ass.

You are brave to have kept silent all these years and you are brave to finally come forward now, after all these years. How can we repay you for your courage?

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down with Burt Campinwrong

>Kavanaugh looks directly at the camera
>"The living constitutionalists, the judicial activists, the anarchists...It's our responsibility to educate them? And if we can't? Then they shall rot in lower court appointments. The Day of the Robe is near, Pete. We'll have every judge in this country deciding on textual analysis in 10 years, and may God have my nomination pulled from the Supreme Court this very night if I'm wrong. God bless the founding fathers."

So it wasn't really rape then, was it? CASE DISMISSED!

That counts as rape. Press charges now.

It was in summer of 1978, i was coming back from a night o poker with my friends when from nowhere he jumped us and molested me, i never had seen him before but i know that it was him because during the whole time he was screaming:" I am Bret Kavanaugh and iam molesting you! Iam Bret Kavanaugh and Iam molesting you!" he kept repeting that again again and again like a maniac i will never forget that night it was the most frigtening night of my whole life. My friends for some reason say that they dont remember it, worst friends ever i should stop talking to them because of that, but well they are fun and no one is perfect.

holy kek

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Can confirm I met Brett in a washroom he took the urinal beside me. He told me “ if you shake it more then twice your playing with it” I didn’t understand what he meant. He said “ here let me show you”
>scarred for life

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WTF I like Brett Kavenaugh now, despite having been raped by him emotionally for having witnessed his atrocity's on the internet.

kek

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