There's no way this is real life right now

There's no way this is real life right now.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAH I'm 100% that Avenatti works for Trump now.

There's no other explanation. Also Stormy Daniels confirmed her name is pun intended in relation to Calm Before the Storm.

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As a leftist, I find it disturbing that cuckstream media thinks he's a serious contender for 2020. Shit's embarrassing.

>thought OP was bullshitting
>it's a real fucking tweet

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Avenatti 2020 is your best option.

>it's real

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CPL is endless entertainment.

Fucking hell it's real

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Did I hear he was going to present a dildo in front of cameras to the FBI or some lark? Are the dems collectively schizo or is he a double agent?

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Let's see if we can get him to tweet this picture out.

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so stupid shit we did as kids back in the 80s can now be used to destroy us if we dare to oppose the cabal?

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There are hundreds of people in the comments taking it seriously. It's hard for me to believe what's going on with the left.

damn
the world really did end in 2012 huh

i thought it was photoshopped but nah

your country is literal bread and circuses

>We believe
Yeah, nice fanfic you got there

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

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Avenatti exposed himself to me in an airport bathroom 20 years ago.

Every single day I decide to visit twitter liberals find a way to make me think even less of them. Look at the replies to that post by Avanatti. 100% agreement and people saying he should be in prison. I really have no words for how fucking retarded this is.

Wow.
Avenatti has been punked on a grand scale.

Everything afterwards is just a real life meme user

This is the sort of shit that's going to create more Timoth Mcveighs.

Can anyone explain to me how exactly a supreme court justice is appointed? What happens when Kavanaugh is not appointed? Does someone else get nominated?

literally this. that's hilarious

anyone else feel like the end of the world must be soon? how shit get any more derranged?

Please pray to Jesus Christ and repent so you're not left out in the cold.

Okay I'm convinced that when trump said "calm before the storm" it was about him paying Stormy to run through the media circus as controlled opposition.

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I was a loner virgin /b/tard until 6 years ago. The only dirt someone could pull on me is the /b/ raid on Jessie Slaughter around the time her dad died. That and Hottie32

The scary thing is how people eat this up as 100% truth. The replies to this tweet are simply astounding.

the wheels are coming off as we cross the finish line.

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God damn those comments are cancer

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PBUH

How many rings deep in this circus are we now?

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What kind of drugs are these fuckers on?

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Yeah I think we all died and this is some other fucked up timeline where we survived and chaos is out of control now.

It's why you're always told that shit is not so bad to start with.

This. Stormy is a plant.

This guy is destroying the credibilty of Ford's case right before our eyes.........

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>white men can't even have or sign yearbooks now

is that the creepy porn lawyer?

I think Avenatti got his hands on Musk's stash.

That moment you realize the NPC meme is real...

I spent the early eighties learning how to not shit in a diaper, i spent the late eighties playing ninja gaden and contra.

President nominates, Senate confirms or rejects his nomination

>fffffffffffffffuck.webm

>twitter.com/MichaelAvenatti/status/1044056219084828672
The fact that everyone is taking this seriously is actually blowing my mind.

Holy fucking shit

Shit post em

WAT

Alright, which one of you guys did this?

We have crossed the Rubicon, folks.
youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4

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There's really not many times I see something and say "What the fuck?". This was one of those times.

Yes.

>TFW your years of shitposting on Jow Forums have prepared you for this shitpost filled future

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This is like a QAnon "decode"

>the left is so legitimately deranged they unironically believe this to be true.

Imagine going back in time to 2015 and trying to explain the state of American politics in 2018. No way it gets any better than this.

Feeling Blackpilled? Does it feel like the walls are closing in? Relax. Do not given in. This land is worth fighting for.

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The level of autism of this people is off the charts

>CPL
what's CPL?

Keeping it CCC like da Trojans

What in the actual #pizzagate fuck?

>all the replies from leftists believing this shit
wew. the NPC meme is actually real

NPCs that need to be culled

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Yes retard. Why do you think they're monitoring the internet? You were warned about this for a long time. The internet will be no different. They've seen to it.

They've dug themselves into a hole and their only options are to give up and get out of the hole, or double down and keep digging. They're choosing the latter.

When future historians analyse this timeline, I'm convinced they'll see social media as the single greatest destructive force ever conceived

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Just look through them, basically a bunch of liberals who appear to legitimately believe that there's some sinister, hidden meaning to a bunch of repeating letters at the beginning of an innocuous phrase.

All stutterers are rapists, I guess.

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Child porn lover

So the left is always going down on "Right Wing Conspiracy Theories", and then they believe this tripe, no questions asked?
Is there a land for rational thought? Where can I find it?

We're in a post truth world where everyone lives in their own bubble / echo chamber.
This also applies to us to some extent, so we have to be careful. Although there is enough chaos here to keep everyone in check and disrupt the echo chamber.

But, yeah, shit's fucked. Trump could find a cure for cancer that the left would still complain that he did not cure AIDS instead.

Creepy Porn Lawyer. The nickname affectionately given to Avenatti by /ourguy/ Tucker Carlson.

It actually means :
Freedom, Father, Family, Farming, Fascism, Future.

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my nigga, sounds like you might be a bad enough dude as well.

Those comments.

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> tfw sent a bunch of cringey messages to women on Craigslist personals. Was on VPN but no doubt it's saved somewhere.

And yet pizzagate was a hoax.

are u surprised ?

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In all fields.
Stop giving this piece of shit attention. He's an unscrupulous, trashy con man, yet another scumbag seeking attention and $$$ and trying to feed off the chaos god.

Nobody takes his shit seriously. He is literally a creepy porn lawyer.

Its just proof only violence and action of the people will change course now.
This is a clown world run by incompetent tyrannical selfish despots.

F

The year book in question.
Look at all the codes for rape!

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>Trump could find a cure for cancer
>Trump is putting doctors and nurses out of work
It's so easy.

He better still be paying for your therapy, user. And your booze.

absolute miracle he has not been disbarred

Avenatti is just shitting with people. He is a porn stars lawyer

Okay seriously, this is /x/ levels of looking into things. This is insane. Anyone who read this tweet will think it is satire or a joke. A tweet like this read in passing while scrolling through the assblast that is twitter, will be taken as a joke by 80 percent of the populace.

Michael Avenatti
Believes T.G.I.F. stands for
Touch, Girls, In, Front

Kek We are just making shit up now.

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Candid Poontang Lover

Good. I hope the new Tim picks more useful targets and doesn't get caught.

>Break a House
>Break a H
>Break a Hymen
KKKavanaugh kkkconfirmed virgin kkkiller

>the left is always going down on "Right Wing Conspiracy Theories"

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Let's see what happens when the left foes full pizzagate.

You might be on to something

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They think this is real?

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Cyberathletic Professional League

I too believe in the message of Finding Futons For Freaky Friday Fuck Fest

Aaaahhhhhhh

Festival, Fair, Fun, Friendly, Fantastic, Fandango.....I can do it too.

He still has an extra F.

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