Why is sodomy a right but not dueling?

Why is sodomy a right but not dueling?

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Because gays only shoot blanks

AS long as it is between two consenting parties, both homosexual sodomy and dueling to the death should be legal.

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>dueling
is this a euphemism?

mutual combat is still legal in some states.

Personally I think we'd be better off if we let people solve their problems through legalized fist fights, sword fights or shoot outs if necessary.

Imagine the hilarity that would ensue after two 4channers decide to meet and have a katana duel after a disagreement over shitposting.

>homosexual sodomy to the death
see you at dawn, no lube

sodomy should be illegal.

We should put that on network television.

cuz i want grill 2 succ pee pee

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because if dueling made a comeback, there would be a lot less people getting offended.

>1830: French writer Sainte-Beuve and one of the owners of Le Globe newspaper, Paul-François Dubois, fought a duel under a heavy rain. Sainte-Beuve held his umbrella during the duel claiming that he did not mind dying but that he would not get wet
Back when the french were cool as fuck

because the state needs more tax payers

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STD'S Drug abuse, child molestation, normalization of other degeneracy, short life expectancy and high suicide rates all come from Sodomy.

Good point, user. Now I'm convinced: duelling is the solution. Bring it back and force the perpetually offended to either shut up or die.

Honestly think we should bring back duels/trial by combat. Imagine how much money we'd save on court and prison costs if you could settle your differences on the lawn with sword or pistol.

Amen.

Leave me alone, Wojak

So if a women, even your wife, offered to suck your cock, you would refuse?

Andrew Jackson loved to Duel. Bring it back.

Imagine the shekels to be made by turning this thunderdome duels with neckbeards into a PPV events. Maybe call it the weebocalypse. Two NEETs enter, one NEET leaves. Makes my dick hard just thinking about it.

I would refuse because I don't like the flavor of genitals or cum on my wifes lips, plus it is demeaning.

By sodomy I was thinking about fags.

Leave me alone wojak

Leave me alone, Wojack

woah

Sword fight is a sword fight.

Someone's gettin stabbed

I think sodomy is defined as anything other than penis vagina sex, but I could be wrong. I think it's fine if you take that view, at least you are consistent.

Because death duels do not bring in long term shekles to the Jewish health system. They cause instant death and honor.
Meanwhile sodomy is a money maker.

What is the name of that frenchman trying to make duels a thing again?

Fuck off wojak

Because state sees every man as its serf. No way you will be allowed to kill state's property even if both of you consenting. Return to plantation goy.

aids ain't blanks, kiddo

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leave me alone wojak

Trudeau is trying to bring back jousting

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Mods still haven't banned the jailbait bot.

It should be brought back! also why can't we have presidents like this anymore?

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leave me alone, wojak

BASED

the absolute madman! lol

Leave me alone wojack

jews

Absolute cucks.

at least they arent sword fighting

leave me alone, Wojak

Don't prefer the traditions of men if they conflict with reality, user.

>being a sodomite
Hell is for ever!

Oh fuck someone better alert xHampster theyre going to have a field day with this

Leave me alone, Wojak