Die

>die
>end up in hell
>realize that Islam was the one true religion after all
>mfw i'm in heaven banging 10/10 virgin pussies

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>Virgin in question

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If you think about it, it's kind of funny that your religion promises you'll be able to fuck a bunch of virgins in heaven. If I were going to make up a reward for the afterlife, I'd definitely go with that too.

God doesn't lie but your God is the "Greatest of Deceivers"... I wonder who the Greatest of Deceivers is.

99% of Muslims would end up hell for being goatfucker rapist thieves.

wouldn't you get tired of them after 10 years?

I don't even want virgins in paradise. I just want to eternally play vanilla wow.

I'd probably binge a good 40-50 in the first week. There's no way any of them would be pure after the first year, and then it'd be eternity regretting being unable to restrain myself.

That seems pretty reasonable. Technology could very well advance far enough before we die for that to be possible. I mean probably not, but maybe.

Does JavaScript exist in Paradise? If yes I'd rather stay in hell.

your reward will be 72 Jow Forumsacks
It will not smell good. Not that you'd notice.

Before I die I'm going to join literally every religion to make sure there's no chance I fucked up.

Islam is a copy of Christianity which is a copy of Judaism which is a copy of paganism

Your mom's a fat whore

Fuck you cock sucker

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NO, you need God!

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your concept of heaven is unenlightened.

>implying I'm going to die

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OP's virgins are all 6-9 years old

Truly a religion for people with degenerate principles

>mfw I’m in heaven getting all that sweet goatpucci

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Pascal's Wager

>be retardedly inbreeding
>can't see Islam is a jelly inspired straight port of Judaism
>Muslims & Jews are semites

your ideal of heaven is exclusively materialistic and in no way transcendental to what can be achieved here on earth. so you are effectively debunked

japs aren't christian for the most part, will they all end up in hell?

so isn't this actually hell?

religion is degenerate

I can send you to heaven

>be saladin
>witness to christ
>die in name of true allah
>actually get 72 virgins
whoah

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believing in no religions is degenerate. Just look at the average athiest for proof. Agnostics arent that bad tho.

But if you go to heaven you won't get to meet Mohammed

you'll be fucking your own hole.
all muslims are filthy cunts

If the highest reward Allah gives you is just pussy then he isn't worthy of being followed or being called a God at all.

>this meme

Why is such an ascended holy place full of such earthly desires? Why is that my motivator for carrying out Allah's will? Was Islam made by a NEET?

My pasta bro gets it.

agnostics are epic fail because they think God is going to appear as a burning bush for them. alternatively they think science can prove whether or not God exists which will never happen since science only studies is physical (when was "physical" the only state of being? what are emotions? thoughts? etc beyond just what can seen on a CT scan)

God will only talk to people who are willing to have faith in Him, which would mean not being an agnostic in the first place (since agnostics are waiting for God to come to them - when it should be the other way around.) agnostics have no excuse, their evidence is the Bible, but think it's stupid or something. i feel sorry for brainlets

You are right on everything you said. I ment that agnostic generally act or have better behavior then athiests. Nearly all athiests i known have been disgusting degenerates while most agnostic ive known have been decent people but just not educated or raised with religion but once again these are my experience so it really isnt a good indicator.

agree atheists are full of themselves but agnostics have a bad rep too since they're the average redditor. they can be defined as the "skeptic" type who try to appeal to what is generally socially accepted as sensible. but this is a waste of time considering anything our materialistic secular society thinks is "sensible" is in fact retarded

for proof of this, look up "sitzpinkeln" - the art of emasculating your fellow man for the sake of toilet sterility (works best on redditors For Some Reason stated above)

thanks for the info and insight.