How do you increase your risk of getting abducted at night?

I demand to know how to get abducted at night by aliens or other life forms indistinct.
I will be honest here it has been awhile since my last visitation. I feel fear. I believe we need to fear, to face it and wear its mask it. There are translucent slender worms cricketing up and down.

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Post your credit card number.

I could tell you how to summon a succubus but that would be off topic.

I am talking the higher dimensional energies

Go out into the woods/bush/desert with only water and light vegetable, fruit and grain snacks.

Sustain yourself for a day or two while walking, thinking, stretching, meditating and whatever else makes you feel most in touch with yourself and your surroundings.

Once you're a couple days in, start the next day bright and early, ingesting only water for the duration of this day and night. Stay up as late as you can this night. If you do not sleep at all, repeat this process until you reach a breaking point.

If you manage to go three water-fasted wakeful days with no breaking point, you may need to consider the idea that you're an outlier who needs to do further prior work before attempting this process again.

I used to know a ritual to do in the woods to summon cat-like aliens that would abduct you. obviously demonic

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Take DMT

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>How do you increase your risk of getting abducted at night?

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I had a friend that dabbled into summoning "things". He ended up in a mental hospital for a while. Then he killed himself a couple of years back. Don't do it. You have no idea how bad shit can get.

you fucking schizo.

what kind of things?
did he end up taking drugs?

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No I'm talking rituals, summoning demons.

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yes but people usually end up taking shit like Mescaline and Peyote to contact the other side
sometimes LSD and DMT

His family was into the stuff. Lots of weird things about them. I never knew any of them to do anything too heavy other than alcohol or weed though.

How do i summon pic related? Should i bring flowers? First date advice?

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did you ever find out what he did?

FPBP

How to Meet a UFO

First find an outdoor location away from city lights. It should feature a nice clearing with no trees so there is an open view of the sky.

Each night for a week visualise yourself looking down at that location as though you were floating above it. Repeatedly "send" this image mentally.

On the 8th night, go to the location and bring a flashlight.

Aim the flashlight skyward.

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I would recommend a .30-06

Attend a rally at Berkeley.

Not specifically and if I did I wouldn't repeat it. It was dark though from what I hear and he saw a face looking back at him from a mirror.

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Bring some matzoh ball soup and bagels

They don't abduct people who do that.

He freaked out and was in a mental ward for 6 months after that.

Well they kinda stopped abducting people once cheap hd cameras and smartphones showed up. So make sure to leave those at home when you go out!

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why did he off himself?

When I say dark I mean scary shit that makes what you see in horror movies tame.

Find the closest crop field and go there during night. If you spend the entire night masturbating in its center the aliens will at least come closer to observe you.

I think the stress finally broke him down. But nobody will ever really know.

how do I know you're not larping

Well I guess you can't really tell, but I am telling you what I know. People should be really careful about this stuff. I know TV and movies make it seem like a joke, but it's not.

watched that doc, he totes banged that alien ho

Pretty sure me and a friend were abducted but idk for sure.
We were driving to this nearby town to watch a movie on their IMAX theater. Trip usually takes an hour, we didnt make any stops and we were going the max speed allowed.
I remember looking at my phone and we were halfway there. What felt like 10 mins passed and I looked again and 2 hours had passed, we didnt make any stops didnt make any change to the route and we were still going max speed.
I have no idea what happened to those 2 hours

Smoke meth and then meditate.
Like, I'm not even joking. Back when I was still taking my ADHD meds, I used to meditate as I was coming off of them, and I used to see... things.

yes I used to take ADHD meds as well and I guarantee you it was just the mind altering effects of the drug
I don't think demons visited you because of your meds
I want real stories

this

in the pats i would ask
now i know its overrated and usually ends up with the clap and antibiotics