CPL is going all in it seems. I can't believe this is reality. It's like we're inside some kind of broken simulation. This truly is clown world.
Creepy Porn Lawyer Lays out His Client's Accusations of Gang Rape
Cooper Campbell
Jose Diaz
really this whole thing is fucking nuts
Michael Evans
video where?
Gabriel Turner
Is that real? Hahaha. He might as well add she was abducted by UFOs and he is an alien created by the Russians. Nobody believes that creepy Porn lawyer
Oliver Bailey
Fake
Andrew Ramirez
>24 sept 2011
Zachary Taylor
He didn't actually say German Sheperds raped too?
Why are they going after the dogs now!?
Gabriel Bennett
This is a joke, right?
Like he’s fucking with us.
Nicholas Perry
Heh. The two German Shepherds was pretty good.
William Watson
I didn't believe the last one and I'm afraid to belive this one. What the fuck is even going on?
Nicholas Garcia
> dresses like a slut
> acts like a slut
> goes to a frat party
> drinks alcohol
> takes drugs
> "forced"
this is the same kind of "forced" as sucking a dick at a faggot convention
Oliver Brown
its because they are german. everybody knows germans are racist.
Connor Murphy
pics or it didnt happen
Joshua Turner
>admitting to taking drugs
Well, good to know her case will be dismissed right away.
Jordan Scott
While on a road trip holiday through California in 2013, my friends and I stopped to eat at an In-N-Out.
I had to use the mens room, and went about my business. After finishing up and standing by the sink to wash my hands, a man, whose identity I didn't know at first, but have come to recognise as Adam Schiff, a U. S. senator, came out of a stall and asked if I knew who he was.
When I said no, he grabbed my crotch with one hand and my ass with the other, and began digging his fingers into my anus, although everything happened outside the pants.
I thought he was some crazy guy, and didn't want to retaliate and end up in some US prison, so I ran out, got my friends and drove out of there.
I didn't really think much of the situation until I saw his face on Jow Forums a year later and realized who he was.
I've been quiet for this long because being sexually assaulted as a male has a lot of stigma attached to it, and a fear of not being believed. For this reason I wish to remain anonymous.
How should I proceed with this? And if there are any other victims of this man, please come forward. #metoo
Nathan Myers
So...would she not have gotten pregnant or be left with a prolapsed anus from that?
Jack Morales
How is this fuck still on twitter he should be deplatformed
Hell hes creating more outlandish conspiracy theories than jones
Andrew Reyes
what is this the 10th thread with no link?
yall fuckers are postin in a bait thread
Lincoln Russell
Logan Ross
God I wish that were me
Evan Anderson
It's a faked tweet because you guys are stupid but that's...hot
Henry Parker
Gang Bait!
Alexander Gonzalez
Nigga', you shouldn't have ordered that Schiff Special off the secret menu, you dirty dog!
Anthony Wilson
>brought in two german shepherds
Like they were standing by on-call in the parking lot just in case the opportunity came up
Gabriel Morales
Holy shit. German shepherds were used extensively in the process church, a luciferian cult. What would be hilarious is if this sleazy lawyer accidentally exposes elite pedophilia and ritual abuse and is told to shut the fuck up by elites
Cooper Fisher
reminder: there is nothing the jews won't stoop too
winning is all that matters to them
William Ortiz
twitter.com
Oh fuck it's real
Jayden Gutierrez
HOLY FUCK IT'S STORMY DANIELS LAWYER
Julian Powell
This is like the Jerry Springer show except instead of Jerry Springer doing a show in a tv studio, Donald Trump is president of the US and the left half of the country is having an autisic shifit. But everything else is the same.
Samuel Watson
Bing bong
Jeremiah Ward
even in 2011 Stormy Daniels lawyer was drowning in poon and german shepherds
Alexander Phillips
we cannot allow these german shepherds to get their hands on the nuclear codes
#ImWithHer
Eli Ramirez
Gang rape subs' bench
Jayden Robinson
the right question
Parker Russell
>two German shepherds
fucking jews will not give the germans a break
Nolan Walker
what the fuck lol
Brody Jackson
Is the left's Pizzagate?
Gabriel Powell
This was pretty hot up until the german shepherds part. That is sick.
Owen Russell
cunt you made me look
Wyatt Cruz
thats where it gets super hot
Evan Brooks
it's there though, I mean the FFFFF tweet.
I thought they were all jokes
Camden Bennett
This sounds like something Jow Forums would make up.
Ryan Wilson
KEK. You almost had me. 'Team Captain' was too much. But I can believe CPL would type the rest.
Matthew Reed
Creepy Rape Judge
Jacob Thompson
>team captain of the rape gang
WE'RE GOING ALL IN BOYS!
Robert Gonzalez
that sounds like riding the cock carousel
not rape
Liam Evans
loving these memes, keep it up
Parker Martinez
>Team Captain of the Rape Gang
Leave no cock undipped! You, have you plowed her ass yet? No? Then get in there! Hussle! I want you balls deep before the end of this song! Somebody track down those lazy fucking german shepherds!
Cameron Ramirez
creepy porn lawyer is such a great epithet for him. he will never live it down. it's way spicier than crooked hillary or lyin ted.