Jesus Christ what is wrong with Americans??
Jesus Christ what is wrong with Americans??
Anthony Thomas
Sebastian Brooks
There is literally nothing wrong with that
Xavier Collins
>AHHH the civil war
>***sip**
>Yeah Merica won that one
Christian Stewart
Saves the physical embodiment of our country...In the most American retarded way possible...Still fucking works
Julian Torres
Did it work? If so just sounds like you're a jealous nigger lover, to me. Why do you love your niggers so much?
Luis Bailey
God I love this fucking country. The closest to this you could see in Europe is a transgendered anarchist rescue the EU's official bird the cuckoo from an attacking bull by shooting Muslim cum out of their asses.
Jordan Ramirez
>freeing freedom bird with freedom stick
You jelly basil?
Hunter Jackson
where did the bullets land?
Christian Peterson
Josiah Myers
Mexico, who cares
Aaron Jones
canada
Adam Murphy
You surrendered to emus.
Cameron Brooks
In a forest somewhere. Shoot a gun into the sky sometime, it is fun
Josiah Gomez
Logan Evans
lol
Anthony Reyes
Hopefully in your mother for raising such a fucking retard.
Joseph Harris
>Just before Forth of July.
>Shot the branch 150 times
>Eagle now named Freedom
This is probably the most American thing I have ever read
Matthew Hall
your largest mammals get wrecked by fucking birds
Christopher Hughes
You see any wild eagles in the city?
Henry Lopez
>He can't even free his fat eagle from trees with a rifle
Your country deserves its insect invasion.
Robert Walker
Fucking kek I love this thread.
Henry Hernandez
200% revolutionary.
Evan Robinson
anyone got the full version of this
Elijah Carter
God bless the 2nd amendment
Kayden Nguyen
Jesus Christ what is it with you idiots and replying to completely obvious slide threads you newfag kiddies?
Sage.
Elijah Perez
You alright leafboy
Brandon Jones
Moon landing was faked. Stop believing in fairy tales.
Daniel Anderson
wherever they chose to land because they are FREE
Thomas Cooper
That pepe is absolute fucking GOD TIER
Landon Gutierrez
Its not like its some thing to be proud of, its only largest due to native kiwis killing off the moa which killed off the largest eagle.
Xavier Ross
Ben Franklin actually wanted our national symbol to be a turkey, because they're brave.
Leo Rivera
I jerked off to this and I came red, white, and blue. I went to my doctor and he said I had caught an STD: Americanitis, from loving my country too damn much.
Noah Murphy
Uh, I'm not sure it's because he thought they were brave, user. Also, wild turkeys aren't brave.
Blake Garcia
Not as brave as emus.
Christopher Myers
Turkey will chase you if you fuck with them until you just shoot them. They also attack cars.
Christopher Jones
Carter Brown
There is just so much here.
Jack Martinez
impressive pepe
Andrew Jones
>Not using an rpg to timber the tree down.
Dylan Nelson
‘Merica
Andrew Jackson
Damn straight brother!
Nicholas Jones
This right. Based Haast eagle with it's 2.5m wingspan. Too bad they all got killed off.
Sebastian Scott
This is a myth. Yes, some stupid teacher in elementary school told the same story, but all you have to do is a cursory search to see it’s not true.
Aaron Butler
lol
Daniel Bennett
Stop spilling that seed and make more Americans. Colonize if you have to.
>is this also why eurocucks cum green?
Xavier Jenkins
at your moms house
if by bullets you mean beaner cock
Benjamin Scott
Kill yourself, unironically.
Hunter Davis
DECISIVE
EMU
VICTORY
James Sullivan
>Stop believing in fairy tales
I bet you're one of those faggots who says the earth is flat because that's what you read in the bible.
Liam Martinez
LMAO that hat
Christian Clark
Literally nothing OP
Jose Adams
Underrated
Samuel Parker
Nolan Phillips
Based Aussies
Gavin Williams
> nobody really needs assault rifles
gun grabbers BTFO
Joshua Peterson
Nothing
Benjamin Harris
They landed on the moon...
...and forgot to bring space guns with them.
Total fucking heresy.
Evan Cook
>what is wrong with americans
Everything
Charles Flores
Europe BTFO
Benjamin Martinez
They went up into space. At least that's what the basketball Americans and Salvadorans think happens when they shoot their rusty 9mms up in the air EVERY fucking night!
Cameron Myers
>not using emus
Connor Lee
How the hell can you afford to see a doctor?
Evan Young
aaaaand issue is?
i think we are all feeling the news drought with antifa on hiatus but cmon man .....
up next:toddler drops milk,cries.
Austin Campbell
god bless
Xavier Garcia
geeze is nothing safe in upside down land???
Blake Long
Noice
Owen Turner
designated cum shitting shooting streets when?
Luke Thompson
Some bloke got revenge for the Emu War and ran 10 of the cunts down in his car last week and the Nation is outraged.
Magpies are the real threat here, the cheeky cunts swoop down on humans and attack them and are everywhere this time of year
Blake Lewis
AMERICA! FUCK YEA! HERE TO SAV
Landon Jenkins
The Bible says there are four corners of the earth, meaning hemispheres. Go tip elsewhere, lad.
Jack Gutierrez
fuck you cock sucker it’s not fucking pepe, it’s apu
Alexander Mitchell
Ryder Phillips
He's a hero
Joshua Johnson
If you don't think this is awesome I feel bad for you
Nathaniel Edwards
America just cant stop winning
Nathaniel Howard
Holy shit, what if every bullet hit some poor child who just happened to be walking through the woods and nobody ever found out because they all died? WE NEED TO BAN GUNS NOW!
John Powell
Ryan Ross
not gonna lie, this is the most american thing I've ever heard
Kayden Clark
> what is wrong
If you have to ask? You're the one with the problem.
Grayson Perez
why do you hate nature?
Eli Morales
in buttfuck nowhere at terminal velocity, not going fast enough to hurt anyone.
Jason Perry
America has plenty different kinds of Eagle. Besides bald eagles, we have golden eagles. We also have fucking condors, with massive wingspans and strength, they eat goats, sheep, baby deer and horses. We picked the bald eagle cuz it looks awesome, acts with dignity, kills shitty animals, and is fucking awesome . Other eagles are awesome, too. All eagles, really. Australian ones look pretty great, and ones in Europe, and South America seem super cool as well. I'm an American mutt and proud, (Irish and Italian, so I'm mixed race and not white, I usually claim black status, even though I'm blond and blue eyed) and even though the bald eagle is best, I totally love Mongolian eagle hunting. Bad ass
Brayden Price
>Irish and Italian, so I'm mixed race and not white
Looks like someone fell for the rabbi's tricks. Sorry lad.
Samuel Nelson
GREAT JOB, MAGGOT.
Eli Young
They hunt emus? Looks like you need help.
Gabriel Price
Are you saying you would have left the bird to its fate? What is wrong with you?
Michael Hughes
Are you telling me this doesn't make you love Americans?
Luke Young
how did he rescue it if he shot down the branch it was hanging from? didn't it drop to it's death?
Carson Perez
Best shitpost all night
Camden Wright
>Saving a bald eagle by shooting it free.
If this isn't the quintessential image of USA, then I don't know what is.
Isaiah Martin
Yeah we know you wouldn't save him. You won't even save your own kids from being raped.
Xavier Gomez
>Jesus Christ what is wrong with Americans??
I know, right? Using what's available to save a desperate animals is so primitive and unnecessary.
Here in Europe we'd create a state run department responsible for legislation about saving animals. Following all the norms and recommendations coming strictly from Brussels. Then, after a rigged referendum, we'd establish if it was actually necessary to take away funds destined to help refugees integrate, in order to save that useless eagle.
Man, I sure love to be part of the European Union! Fuck guns, fuck Trump and fuck that eagle too. It's literally the symbol of bigotry.
Matthew James
>I'm an American mutt and proud, (Irish and Italian, so I'm mixed race and not white, I usually claim black statu
top kek
Ryan Cox
saved thanks fren
Liam Wilson
>Army vet rescues bald eagle
>Jesus Christ what is wrong with Americans??
maybe they like animals..?
Robert Peterson
There's a saying popular in the Army: "If it looks stupid, but it works, it's not stupid."
Chase Butler
Just posting best avian.
Jaxson Gonzalez
Mine did too. I think it's from that faggoty musical about the founding fathers.
Owen Garcia
Goddamn son
Adrian Taylor
t-thank you for your service