This is seriously the only way out of this mess for Kavanaugh

People may say polygraphs are unreliable and they probably really are, but most ordinary people still see it as a nice confirmation and an additional argument for someone’s innocence or allegations... which is why people take these tests in the first place.

If Kavanaugh were having such a test taken right now, and he passes it, I tell you tons of people would say “hmmmm, this guy is really proactivd doing this, he might really be innocent!” That he is refusing to take a polygraph makes people way more suspicious of him.

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Right, like all the other shitty shill threads, he has to now prove his innocence.. the law doesn't work that way faggot.

Lie detectors dont work , thats why they are not admissible in court .Police use them to scare people with their "magic box" that reads minds .

What if he fails? People will think it confirms his guilt, even though it doesn't.
They're literally useless machines user.

It is about his reputation, not the law. Reputation works like this. Guilty until proven not guilty is how things work on social media.

>he has to now prove his innocence
Literally this. Like, holy shit, you bunch of faggots are playing (((their))) game. OP wants to play by the SJWs' rules: this is now a witchunt and thus we should have a witch trial, in which the accused must PROVE his innocence. Go choke on a dick, OP. Also, do you really think the "lie detector" would be legit? Who is gonna guarantee that some Jews didn't tamper with it?

I believe if he fails, he doesn’t have to make it public that he took a polygraph. So it is a win win, if he passes, he can release the result. If he fails, nobody will ever know.

Or

The accuser come forward and face questioning.

She is testifying Thursday.

They wouldn't accept a private polygraph, they would want an unbiased 3rd party polygraph.

Why not just accuse Kavanaugh of everything possible since if you accept the current claims that have no evidence or backing surely you accept any other claims.

>Accuser: Kavanaugh threw a dozen of puppies into a meat grinder. Kavanaugh is a puppy killer.
>Kavanaugh: I deny that ever happened.
>Accuser: I have no proof what so ever and those who I claim are witnesses claim they know nothing about the puppy killing but I continue to claim Kavanaugh is puppy killer.

If we are going to allow society to be run on this basis shit will get out of control very quickly.

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How about these bitches take truth serum instead because that's the only thing that really works.

Nobody cares about social media

Good. Then we can see the lies live on TV

Doesn’t matter. It’s a shot into their boat side if you release the results of a polygraph done right now. It fucks with their narrative.

The only out for Kavanaugh at this point is to suck a POC women's dick live on television.

His reputation is intact.

Honestly. we could also waterboard Kavanaugh to get the truth.

it literally doesn't, it's full of holes and will be torn apart.

Ah, William Chafe. Still a fool.

I agree. Now all we need is for someone to invent a lie detector test.

Why? Question all the fucking thots that are popping up trying to #metoo him over something that didn’t happen until it conveniently started existing in their minds 40 years after highschool

Lie detectors are recognized as quack pseudoscience by the law and are not evidence of any worth. For example, you can put a person who claimed to his psychiatrist that he was abducted by aliens on a polygraph and he can pass the polygraph. Does that mean that we have definitive proof that space aliens really abducted that person, probed their orifices, said "btw my name is Chad Kavanaugh awoo" and then sent him back to his bedroom? Only people who watch too much tv believe polygraphs are some kind of infallible proof of real truth.

There are these Russian truth serums that make people drousy. If you administer a lie detector test then, you get good results.

Polygraphs are literally just used to investigate or to rule out someone. They’re not admissible in court, but they can give a seasoned detective a starting point to where to poke & prod. However it’s not 100% accurate.

This. Some time on the rack will get the answers we need.

No you don't lmao. There is no such thing as 'truth serum', it's just more government pseudoscience scare tactic shit

I've taken a polygraph test. It's so fallible that it's hardly worth anything.
Literally if you even move the pad you sit on will Spike and it's all the sudden a faulty test.

Ford took one and passed

Which proves that polygraphs suck.

polygraphs are a meme and an interrogation technique, not wonder woman's magic lasso

Here's how it works

>Examiner: Ready to start the test?
>Examinee: Yes
>Tea leaf reader: *asks question*
>Poor sap: *gives answer*
>Bullshit artist: Hmmmm, *glances at readout like it means anything* according to the results of the polygraph you're being deceptive!
>Hapless chump: (Oh shit, I've been found out!) Very well, I'll come clean
>Miss Cleo: I'm sorry sir, you "failed" the polygraph test (but we extracted the truth from you!)
REWIND FOR ALTERNATIVE OUTCOME
>Scam artist: Hmmmm, *glances at readout like it means anything* according to the results of the polygraph you're being deceptive!
>Poor victim:What? No I'm not *sticks with story*
>Lower than dirt scumbag (if he likes you): Congratulations, you've passed the polygraph!
>Piece of dogshit fuckface (if he doesn't): Hmmm, well sir your results are inconclusive and possibly show deception, I can't in good conscience *sniggers* say you've passed the polygraph

Did they release the polygraph questions? Did they ask her questions like, "Do you believe something bad happened?" and then claim she "passed".

What about the witnesses? What about the other two women who've accused him of rapey behavior? The confirmation of a Supreme Court justice shouldn't devolve into a polygraph reading war.

>take polygraph, fail
See, he did it!
>take polygraph, pass
Doesn’t mean anything. They’re inadmissible in court for a reason

Thus is politics.

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Ok, why is everyone trying to reinvent the judiciary system everytime there's a scandal ?

Kavanaugh is accused of something ? Fine. Have a general attorney start an investigation.

Does it affects his nomination ? NO, he's innocent until proven guilty.

Does it mean he has to talk about it in the medias ? NO, he's a free citizen.

Does it mean he has anything to do except obey the law ? Fuck no.

They don't work if you know how they work. If the person isn't confessing to the things he lied about, then you're doing it wrong. Shows like Steve Wilkos and Mauray are doing it wrong.

>lie detector tests no admissible in court
>you should take a lie detector test
Are these fsggots for fucking real?
You have one lawyer WHO I ASSUME WENT TO LAW SCHOOL suggesting kavanaugh testify first. Now you have this fucking idiot saying he should take a test proven to be so inaccurate that it’s not allowed in a court of law.

yeah we could also try to burn him; if he is innocent then surely god will spare him. what does he have to fear? huh??

You're an imbecile. He doesn't need to do shit.

Didn't she pass a polygraph? Wouldn't him passing one just confirm one of them is lying and go to square one?

>I had him take a polygraph, which he passed, which forever destroyed my faith in polygraphs (laughter).

Who said it Jow Forums?

>Kavanaugh is accused of something ? Fine. Have a general attorney start an investigation.
Why?

>Does it affects his nomination ? NO, he's innocent until proven guilty.
In court, but not in the media or the Senate.


>Does it mean he has to talk about it in the medias ? NO, he's a free citizen.
Yes.

>Does it mean he has anything to do except obey the law ? Fuck no
If he wants his reputation cleared and his nomination confirmed, he better do everything he can to make sure Senators and the public believe him.

Fucking kek

Sheklary Shlinton

>this person has been drugged, and thus is speaking the truth

He already did. At least twice lmao

exactly, that's not how the law works

the law works like this: multiple women hire lawyers and present physical evidence of planned abuse in the form of "house parties" where the goal was to isolate and intoxicate one or more women so that all the guys could run a train on them, and as long as Kavanaugh denies it he's A-OK

Bob Lazar passed a polygraph with no trouble.
Bob Lazar said we had captured alien craft
Bob Lazar said element 115 was the source of their power.
Polygraphs mean little.

A polygraph is ridiculously easy to defeat. The interviewer is trying to elicit a physiological response. It is YOUR fuckinig body, give him so much self induced physiological response he cant see a signal in the noise. Bite your cheek, whatever. The interviewer can tell what you are doing but he can’t make you stop.

Polygraphs are horseshit.

Roy Moore passed a polygraph test and they didn't help him

fpbp

Have you actually ever taken a polygraph you dumb son-of-a-bitch? You have to be the biggest and least experienced moron in the world. Polygraphs always work you stupid dumb piece of shit mother fucker you so stupid

56% of you is raging wonderfully

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Actually if he passes the test, democrats will say these tests are unreliable, or they'll make him take 32 tests until one reads falsely, they'll take that one false reading as truth and use it against him.

The only way out of this is to tell the democrats to fuck themselves and let Kavanaugh in anyways. People will forget about it within a week.

Everyone should take a polygraph every day

>lie detector
>1970s junk science

>>the law works like this: multiple women hire lawyers and present physical evidence of planned abuse in the form of "house parties" where the goal was to isolate and intoxicate one or more women so that all the guys could run a train on them, and as long as Kavanaugh denies it he's A-OK
You'd think if they ran this giant operation of gang rape, more people would step forward and there'd be some actual rape allegations, not weaksauce "grabbed me" or dick prank.

So then why do people blame Seth on Clinton?

lie detector tests mean nothing in court

What is this, high school? He’s a grown man with a distinguished career that has had countless background checks by the feds to ensure he’s the right man for the position. Why should he have to prove anything to literal nobodies on social media who won’t even believe him anyway?

I guess the girls that are now represented by Avenatti don't count?

Because it was proven in the Wikileaks scandal. But since actual emails held directly in a politicians private server aren't admissible, nothing came of it.

You're a moron.
Polygraph tests have no judicial validity, so not only is it pathetic for Duke to propose this as though it had any exculpatory (or condemnatory, for that matter) value whatsoever, it would be meaningless of Kavanaugh to submit himself to it.

It's like proposing he should subject himself to a palm-reading or hypnosis to ascertain the truth - there is no good that can come out of it.

It's a loaded proposal, where the mere suggestion of it is enough to pile on doubt whether he takes it and passes it or refuses to, in the minds of the retards who don't know anything about polygraph testing.

He's already been charged in the kangaroo court of social media, there's no need for mock evidence as well in the form of meme tests from quite literally the past millennium.

Why don't you go for a truth serum in the accusers veins while you're at it?

You're either a stupid fuck or an underpaid shill.

>People may say polygraphs are unreliable and they probably really are
Some guy was sent to prison by the FBI a few years ago for scientifically debunking lie detectors as a scam and the government's intimidation tool. The fact that more people don't know this is just sad.

And this is proven by the yearbook.
See, trying to claim a trial in one and not in another is lies.
After all, why cant the deep state have cleaned Kavanaughs record ahead of time?
Hes been one of them a long time

They actually are inadmissible for failing the frye test.
But then youd have to bother with a legal background amd begin to jew to know that

>lie detector
Meaningless. No such equipment exists. This must continue to be a meme because of NPCs.