I'm a Muslim and we believe that when we die we get 72 virgins women called houris who have big black eyes, black hair...

>erections that last forever

Enjoy Gangrene to the cock asshole

Looks like they missed one. Prepare a large wooden pike for impalement, lads.

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Pussy is better than your fucking hippie that got nailed to a cross

Forgiven

>Fading forever from existence
pic related

>Consisting on constantly worshipping that kike
Whats the problem with that?
Worshipping doesn't mean to sit 24/7 near his feet and bowing down, retard.

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I'm not necessarily muslim to laugh at the heaven of christkikes

>what are you gonna worship except yahwe?

Of course, jew.

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But you will be forcefed asshole in hell.

>doesn't mean to sit 24/7 near his feet and bowing down
How are you sure of this?

>unironically saying christkike
You have to be 18 to post here, Mehmet.

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Truly believing the devils lies and thinking he will get 72 virgins.

If you get anything, then rather 72 male virgins who will pound your butt for eternity.

you think worship revolves around going unga bunga around an idol

Wow you will regret saying this. Christ has given everything for you, and you spit in his face like a petulant child.

>What do Christians get in heaven?
They get to live somewhere without Muslims.

>cock asshole

To be honest, that sounds kinda satanistic.

that's a pretty good incel religion
should probably go kill yourself asap, or?

You're a kike if you worship a jew
No, I have a belief in raising the serpent power and attaining gnosis to experience god directly, which I have done already.

Heavenly, indeed. We will live with the Perfect God, where there will be paradise and no sin. No fags, no filth, just the perfection of His creation.

You are a Satanic kike slave if you deny Christ.

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>Make religion allowing polygamy
>There's large amount of men for whom no women left
>Tell them that if they go die for Allah he gives them lots of bitches and he'll do nothing but fuck them for all eternity
>Sane mind understands that it'll get boring eventually but kebab's mind are so overwhelmed by thirst than he goes and dies for his desert religion that is actually designed by jews as a way to make other shitskins into disposable foot soldiers
You have to admit, they made very effective design.

>sold his soul for temporary knowledge
>think he did it all on his own
lol

>doesn't mean to sit 24/7 near his feet and bowing down
>How are you sure of this?
Whats the point of this? Think logically.
If Christ does gather people, then for some purpose. What could possibly be the purpose of selecting people if he could force anyone to sit 24/7 under his feet?
Rather he is selecting for a society (kindom in heaven) were people gather who have learned their lesson and behave like humans and not apes.

anything we wish

Kek

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>I'm a Muslim and we believe that when we die we get 72 virgins
Yes, and you've already found them here!

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You spend way too much time around americans.
You sound like an Astro tv enthusiast you insecure jew worshipper.

You will get tired of that in few years, forget about putting up with that shit for ethernall life. Plus sex isn't a heavenly desire

t. fedora Varglet

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Muslims will only get hell.

Jesus is the only way to eternal life
youtube.com/watch?v=9oNEOVXiCxk&t=10s

The amount of people spitting acid whenever Jesus is mentioned makes me wonder how many satanists are on pol. Maybe you think you are atheists but actually you worship Satan, that's why Jesus and his love makes you so angry.

Jesus makes you remember that you are selfish and live without a higher purpose, the sooner you stop fighting God the sooner you can find peace and forgiveness.

>you are a jew if you don't worship a jew
Never ceases to amuse me endlessly
You worship a jewish invention of a god, of the jewish people, described by jews, worshipped by jews, who had a jewish son with a jewish woman, and jewish apostles, who said and did jewish things, the whole thing is kikery.

>sold his soul
>temporary knonledge
t. retard that doesn't know how spirituality means and what this "knowledge" is.
I didn't sell this, I did my homework and I attained it by myself, only retards think you have to go to a third party to attain something spiritually, man has power inside, no need to look for it outside of yourself.

>Whats the point of this?

Iunno, but the bible describes it to be like so.

>it's for a society

A society of eternal worshippers.

Exactly what I was thinking, imagine an eternity of sex with strangers? Sounds straight up evil

No mention of love or loved ones, just an eternal orgy lol.

But anyways that's not truth, you either go to heaven for eternity or hell for eternity

Jesus told us there was one way to heaven and broad the road to damnation

It's your choice

Is hentai a religion now?We all know your prefer underage boys and girl even goats over women because you consider them less than animals.

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oh yea are u gonna fuck jesus when ur horny?

>prelearned NPC response
I take you very seriously my mixed raced friend

godamn took them years to liberate that shit hole

i hope there are traps up there inshallah

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>What do Christians get in heaven?
we get freed from the bonds of muh dick and such silly pleasures of the flesh

You are a kike if you deny Christ, the Son of God, who died for the sins of mankind. You are like the kikes who stood there on that day and blasphemed God and murdered the Lord.

But Christ is risen, and you have already lost. Your end is hell and darkness, forever.

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That heaven is about as legitimate as robot sex dolls. A wife is meaningless if she doesn't choose you with her own agency. A harem without agency is masturbation and will always feel empty.

Also it sounds kinda boring. Aren't there other things you can do in Muslim heaven? I wouldn't mind a Valhalla region where we can fight and feast when we're bored with fucking.

But ultimately I just want to try being absolute God of my own version of Earth. I'd try my own hand at being a Christ, but it would just be for fun since my world would be padded against our level of suffering.

>be muslim
>talk shit about having a higher spirituality
>believes heaven is some kind of cosmic brothel
the fucking state of muzzie belief systems!

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But God made poon so awsomely! I can't wait to thank & praise him for being so brilliant to think of it.

What a retarded religion

Christianity is herd mentality spirituality for the ignorant masses, designed by jews, and you, like the herd animal and not human that you are, have fallen for it.

Heaven is for the spiritual elite, you can rot in hell, kike.

But what if you could ejaculate for as long as, and as many times as, you want to?

Is uncontroled immigration good?
Wouldn't you want to select who comes into your country or would you just allow hordes of niggers into your homeland?

Same with God. If you want to enter his kingdom, you have to show that you are worthy trough virtue and that you are not a nigger who will disturb and abuse the heavenly residents and break their system.

>impugns Jesus for being ethnically Jewish
>disregards that Jesus based his entire life on rebelling against the topkikes of his day who went on to kill him

A lack of fucking Muslims.

>mixed race
Christianity never claimed to be for one race. It claimed to be the truth and the salvation of all mankind. Jesus is the Truth, and you are the raging fool.

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NPCs are literally unable to critically question what they have been taught.

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Your idea of eternal paradise is the wet dream of a teenage boy? So, all of you never mature past adolescence? If there is an afterlife, I want to see something truly awe inspiring.

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Good for you, now go off and blow a Camel.

this everyone misses the part where the jews loose the favour of god by rejecting his son. They literally no longer are the jews after this point as the jews were meant to be gods chosen people. However due to their sins they stopped being jews in all but name. The real jews are the Christians.

Jesus was a Jew don't you understand that you moron? You're so fucking stupid. Like you are so fucking God damn stupid

In heaven there is no marriage.
I am not sure about sexuality, but if it exists, then there are enough females, logically. Since male and females can enter heaven.

Everyone knows from where you come. When are you going to call your Discord friends in, since you are losing?

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this

the less u think, the more u will understand

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What do female Muslims get? If females are just objects to be given to men like mindless things, what does a female Muslim look forward to in their heaven?

>Is uncontroled immigration good?
Nope
>Wouldn't you want to select who comes into your country

Yes.

>Same with God.

Exactly.

Instead of herd spirituality like christianity that allows inside every subhuman imaginable, we go to heaven by finding the true spiritual self inside us, which is something not everyone can do.

Really feeling bad for you losers, you gonna feel the burn.

Hello, Jesus was a jew and preached to jews only, he was so appalled at gentiles he didn't preach to them personally, but instead sent other people to do it, said from the words of JEWsus himself.

"I am sent to the children of israel only".

Dunno about christians but hindus get to kill aforementioned muslims on our war elephants .
Dead muslims with erect dicks make for really good decoration, better than garden gnomes

they sound like deamonic succubi....

>72 virgin women
>0 goats

so it' a form of hell for you then?

>What do Christians get in heaven?
A walled ethnostate.

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unz.com/runz/american-pravda-oddities-of-the-jewish-religion/
archive.is/FL7qV
>On the most basic level, the religion of most traditional Jews is actually not at all monotheistic, but instead contains a wide variety of different male and female gods, having quite complex relations to each other, with these entities and their properties varying enormously among the numerous different Jewish sub-sects, depending upon which portions of the Talmud and the Kabala they place uppermost.

>For example, traditionally religious Jews pay little attention to most of the Old Testament, and even very learned rabbis or students who have devoted many years to intensive study may remain largely ignorant of its contents. Instead, the center of their religious world view is the Talmud, an enormously large, complex, and somewhat contradictory mass of secondary writings and commentary built up over many centuries, which is why their religious doctrine is sometimes called “Talmudic Judaism.” Among large portions of the faithful, the Talmud is supplemented by the Kabala, another large collection of accumulated writings, mostly focused on mysticism and all sorts of magic. Since these commentaries and interpretations represent the core of the religion, much of what everyone takes for granted in the Bible is considered in a very different manner.

>Furthermore, religious Jews apparently pray to Satan almost as readily as they pray to God, and depending upon the various rabbinical schools, the particular rituals and sacrifices they practice may be aimed at enlisting the support of the one or the other. Once again, so long as the rituals are properly followed, the Satan-worshippers and the God-worshippers get along perfectly well and consider each other equally pious Jews, merely of a slightly different tradition.

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women generally dont go to heaven in islam, Mohammad has a bit where he says he would be surprised if there were any thots in heaven.

beatings, more competition, less sex, beatings!

You may want to find God some day because one second after you die, it will be too late

>Over the years prominent Israeli rabbis have sometimes publicly debated whether Jewish power has now become sufficiently great that all the Christian churches of Jerusalem, Bethleham, and other nearby areas can finally be destroyed, and the entire Holy Land completely cleansed of all traces of its Christian contamination. Some have taken this position, but most have urged prudence, arguing that Jews needed to gain some additional strength before they should take such a risky step.

>And while religious Judaism has a decidedly negative view towards all non-Jews, Christianity in particular is regarded as a total abomination, which must be wiped from the face of the earth.

>Whereas pious Muslims consider Jesus as the holy prophet of God and Muhammed’s immediate predecessor, according to the Jewish Talmud, Jesus is perhaps the vilest being who ever lived, condemned to spend eternity in the bottommost pit of Hell, immersed in a boiling vat of excrement. Religious Jews regard the Muslim Quran as just another book, though a totally mistaken one, but the Christian Bible represents purest evil, and if circumstances permit, burning Bibles is a very praiseworthy act. Pious Jews are also enjoined to always spit three times at any cross or church they encounter, and direct a curse at all Christian cemeteries. Indeed, many deeply religious Jews utter a prayer each and every day for the immediate extermination of all Christians.

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Imo I think Christ was saying Jews are descendants of Cain rather than Satan. Satan works for God, while Cain was the first murderer and subsequently the first liar.

But idk there's lots of wildly different opinions on what the devil is and if it's the same as Satan, Samael, and/or Lucifer.

Are you really this stupid?

Never thought of it before now but what does a good Muslim woman get when she dies? 72 brown Chads with everlasting foot long boners?

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>It appears that a considerable number of Ashkenazi Jews traditionally regarded Christian blood as having powerful magical properties and considered it a very valuable component of certain important ritual observances at particular religious holidays. Obviously, obtaining such blood in large amounts was fraught with considerable risk, which greatly enhanced its monetary value, and the trade in the vials of this commodity seems to have been widely practiced. Toaff notes that since the detailed descriptions of the Jewish ritualistic murder practices are very similarly described in locations widely separated by geography, language, culture, and time period, they are almost certainly independent observations of the same rite. Furthermore, he notes that when accused Jews were caught and questioned, they often correctly described obscure religious rituals which could not possibly have been known to their Gentile interrogators, who often garbled minor details. Thus, these confessions were very unlikely to have been concocted by the authorities.

>Obviously, the ritual murder of Christian children for their blood was viewed with enormous disfavor by the local Gentile population, and the widespread belief in its existence remained a source of bitter tension between the two communities, flaring up occasionally when a Christian child mysteriously disappeared at a particular time of year, or when a body was found that exhibited suspicious types of wounds or showed a strange loss of blood. Every now and then, a particular case would reach public prominence, often leading to a political test of strength between Jewish and anti-Jewish groups.

>Furthermore, as extensively discussed by Shahak, the world-view of traditional Judaism did involve a very widespread emphasis on magical rituals, spells, charms, and similar things, providing a context in which ritualistic murder and human sacrifice would hardly be totally unexpected.

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Pretty funny how some dude brainwashed billions of retards into doing his bidding just by telling them "hey bro, just kill yourself for allah and you'll get laid in the afterlife. 72 virgins, I swear."
Is there anything more pathetic?

i love how this is a legitimate incentive for low IQ mudslimes. Heaven is pure unadulterated bliss 100% of the time. Who's to say you won't be fuckin bitches in christian heaven? There's no reason to be a muslim other than to act out primitive and unintelligent urges.

>Satan works for God
Do you even know what the word Satan means?

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Pussy isn't that impressive when you're not a virgin.

It's deeper than you would understand

her gender will be changed and she becomes a man
no joke

most westerners today are taught that christianity is a lie, you worthless joke.

>a bunch of women is the ultimate prize of divinity and perfection
No wonder you're a bunch of savage fucks. Once we're done with the jews you're next ahmed.

Only Satan himself would promise sins of the flesh as reward for service. If Allah tells you this he cannot be God and thus your prophet was a misguided pedophile and you my bearded friend are a soul lost to eternal damnation.

This is how to motivate sexually frustrated virgins.

Mohammed was talking to a demon in that cave

yep sad

Your conception of heaven is as shallow as your whole religion in general.

If your idea of heaven can be summed up in " I get my dick wet " your act exactly like an animal. Guess who also promises earthly pleasures in exchange for your approval and worship?

Based burger asking the real questions.

how very progressive of them

r u sure (((they)) didnt do it for their own entertainment; whoever ((('they))) r (lol)

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>You may want to find God
Already did, it's not your jew god.
Show me one (1) fragment of scripture where JEWsus goes to preach to the gentiles instead of just preaching only to jews.

That's right, preaching to gentiles is something JEWsus is too appalled to do, he even call us dogs.

I love how retarded you are,

You do realise it was a translation error from Persian into Arabic the word Virgin and Vine have been mixed up. In Jewish, Christian and Early islam it meant eternal grapes in paradise. Evidence of Grapes being a reward in heaven can be found all over the Middle East.

Enjoy your grapes

sounds like effective way to make cannon fodders to me