Beards are for hipster gays, change my mind.protip.you cant

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Muslims are hipster gays?

WTF is a hipster anyway? Just say libshit.

counterpoint: also for muslims

you know there are medications and treatments for being able to grow a beard, you don't have to be a salty man-baby all your life.

beards are for men, long hair is for women.

Spending time caring about what other men do with their facial hair... yep... you're a numale.

we should start having you shave you lose threads

>don't do anything
>beard grows
>look guys I'm so manly

seething

True but I still grow a beard because I don't like shaving

The romans rocked beards because they thought it was more natty.
Stoicism is pretty dope.
Fuck women.
Also fuck men because they act like women now.

Hey fuck you buddy.

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>The romans rocked beards
No,the Romans went clean shaven. You're thinking of the Greeks.

Please. Numales probably think Megumin is pedophilia and anti-feminist.

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Having a full thick beard is one of the most masculine things you can have. Hipsters wear them because its the only shred of masculinty that they can aquire. Btw I think you might be retarded.

Beards are for vikings and bikers.

#reclaimyourbeards

eh I'll keep my beard, if I'm called a numale I'll deal with it, if that's the meme I have to live with it. I'll just try to be a better stronger man to justify the beard. Also it's easier than shaving.

I knew I had a Weaton somewhere

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I can grow a beard, i choose not to be a an unkempt degenerate, I unlike you know that beards, are for hipster gays who want to pretend they are manly. They are for garbage people not men who have self respect, and good looks.

I am 5 ft 11in. 160lbs.
I keep a clean shave like anyone with self respect. I eat meat, and cum inside my 22 yo girlfreind 4 times a week. Fuck off.

Shave cuck, send that money to Gilette to fit in thet (((norm))) goyim.

>I'M SO VALUABLE THAT I'VE HAD SEX

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Who
The fuck
Cares

Narcisistic, autistic, manlet, insecure lookin'ass motherfucker

ASIA FOR THE ASIANS, AFRICA FOR THE AFRICANS, WHITE COUNTRIES FOR EVERYBODY!

Everybody says there is this RACE problem. Everybody says this RACE problem will be solved when the third world pours into EVERY white country and ONLY into white countries.

The Netherlands and Belgium are just as crowded as Japan or Taiwan, but nobody says Japan or Taiwan will solve this RACE problem by bringing in millions of third worlders and quote assimilating unquote with them.

Everybody says the final solution to this RACE problem is for EVERY white country and ONLY white countries to “assimilate,” i.e., intermarry, with all those non-whites.

What if I said there was this RACE problem and this RACE problem would be solved only if hundreds of millions of non-blacks were brought into EVERY black country and ONLY into black countries?

How long would it take anyone to realize I’m not talking about a RACE problem. I am talking about the final solution to the BLACK problem?

And how long would it take any sane black man to notice this and what kind of psycho black man wouldn’t object to this?

But if I tell that obvious truth about the ongoing program of genocide against my race, the white race, Liberals and respectable conservatives agree that I am a naziwhowantstokillsixmillionjews.

They say they are anti-racist. What they are is anti-white.

Anti-racist is a code word for anti-white.

>Numales
>Anime

My nigga, Anime is for chads now, haven't you heard?

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Beards are ruined. I have a redneck friend who shaved his and started wearing polos and shit after Lumber-sexuals became a thing.

I'm going bald and want balance it out

>ITT buttmad lowtest basedboys

>implying Megumim isn't a top tier waifu

It's okay fatty, at least you have your soiboi beard.

>Manlet
>Beardlet
>DYEL
>"girl"friend is probably a non passing trap
>Thinks his opinion matters

I gotta work out and stop jerking off

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>unkept body hair
wtf kind of cum guzzling faggot trims body hair? Trim beard of course but body hair?

Is that a chad now? HAHAHAHA

Listen neckbeard, shave your face stop jerking off to cartoons and enter society. Its not that hard.

roids were a mistake, now people just take them to mask their insecurity and act like faggots that try to get a pass since they're ripped

where the fuck do I buy them?

10/10 OP is a corpulent, effeminate, hipster faggot with a neckbeard

NoFap is worth it.
If you can get at least a clean 30 day streak you will feel the difference and want to improve yourself for life.
Down with the crooked-nosed man's mind control!

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If you think that beards are the problem then you are as retarded as numales in thinking that it has significant impact on personality/life in general.

What is the benefit of a beard? Other then hiding your shallow and low tier facial features? Ill wait.

>never grow out a beard for long because of hipsters
>start getting older
>older male relatives are bald
>notice some thinning and receeding in late twenties
>have very pale celtic skin
>ohfuckifIshavemyheadIwilllooklikeacancervictim.jpg
wat do bros? head tattoos and braided beard to look like a biker?

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help me OP I have to wear glasses. Tell me what style of glasses are uncucked

>picrelated is what I'm wearing now

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>you know there are medications and treatments
That's right, goy. Suckle on the teat of the pharma jew. Who cares what it does to your body. You gotta have that hair, right?

people who think they need to hide their jawlines suck, because if their jawlines really do suck it looks even more horrendous with a beard.
do some pushups

This is weak, weak, B8.
>> -7/10

aviator sunglasses.

Its a normie fad, men think women like face pubes, they dont. They tolerate them. A nation of unkempt men, is a nation that is obviously crumbling, only mountain men and lumberjacks should have beards not 23 yo numales who play video games all day.

what?

Just avoid the kind in op's pic. Thin, square metal frames are best. Only go rounded if they suit your face, but stay away from the thick plastic shit.

oh shit my (mine alone, not the entirety of estonians) ancestors were gay and now im gay.
better shave and look like a pre-op tranny right now. thanks op, dodged a bullet.

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He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man.

u sure are gay for supporting sargon.

Shave your head and start liftong nigga

I shamelessly use it for that.
It would be great if I did not need it, but I do.

It's not hard to fucking trim a beard every 4 days.

>change my mind.protip.you cant.
Then why should I bother?

this.

who said i was?

>be 20
>6'1"
>190 lbs
>Average jaw
>Light body hair
>Can only grow neckbeard so I shave
>minor receding hairline cuz dad is bald

idk what my T levels are. What does Jow Forums think?

tfw you've been addicted to porn since you were 12

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Beards/excessive facial hair= I have something to hide

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Stop worrying about some shitty picture and just don't be a faggot. Good lord.

This. Its literally like bragging about the size of your welfare cheques. Beards are padded bras for men

>He can't grow facial hair so he takes it out on others
You're not a man, you're a woman

10 here. Briefly gave it up after my parents discovered it (I was a dumbass,) but been going strong ever since.

Its okay fatty. Jesus loves you.

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>6' 2"
>Glorious flowing well kept hair
>Well kept beard
>Sub 200 lbs on a good week, depending on my workout
>Play gigs on weekends to appear deep and edgy so i can pound and bounce and not fuck around with toasties
I come here because I hate niggers desu

Go and lift and shave your head. Bald looks much better than numale receed hair

No it just means high testosterone

I have a beard to hide ugly scar on my face. Also are orthodox priests hipster gays now?

A good looking dude with a beard, is still a good looking dude. And if those doughy looking hipster nu-males shaved, they wouldn't look any better or any more masculine.

Its not the beard that's the problem.

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Damn leaf. Posts like this are the very reason why we are always so reluctant to rake you.

I choose not to grow. Facial hair is for lowlives, liberals, muslims and Bikers. I am none of thise, so i groom accordingly

>unkempt chest hair
what?

You may have a point user.
Im not gay but, he would look better with a closer shave

with a fresh haircut my hairline looks fine but when I grow my hair out you can notice it more. Idk if its receding or not because I have naturally high hairlines

But (((they))) want you to shave. Even the most orthodox of them who will not.

receding hairline is a sign of high T levels

A -> B != B -> A

Fucking americans

Have I crippled my body due to excessive fapping during puberty?

I love the commie symbol next to the bong in the upper right. Lol

I have horrible beard genetics. But I can’t be assed to shave everyday.
When most nights just park in a ditch for 4 hours.

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>Are Orthodox priests hipster gays now?
Yes

lol girls love beards you baby faced low T faggot

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Just start lifting and use a trimmer on your hair or just shave it. I’ve found that about 25% of women hate bald guys, 50% don’t care one way or another, and 25% have a fetish for it.
Just don’t be fat and bald, nobody likes that.

i'm merely lazy, and i like twirling my mustache and stroking my goatee

Get rid of the face pubes, get a trimmer and rock the 24 hour shadow if you must, your alright looking, the face pubes gotta go though.

I shave my head and keep a tightly-cropped beard, also am Jow Forums. I have a feeling I look a thousand times more attractive than you do, OP. Stay mad

You are forgetting something.
Girls will fuck anyone whos famous, Christ ryan could gain 46 lbs and ride around in a wheel chair and hed still be drowning in pussy

We are not ryan

only feminine men don't have beards a man without a beard is no different than a flat chested woman

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>anime body pillows

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>naturally high hairlines
Kek. The denial is real

No use crying over spilled milk.

But you can change the present. Do nofap, start lifting/boxing/etc, eat and sleep well, do manly stuff, learn to take charge of your own life.
Do it now instead of thinking what if.

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What if you have a good jaw and you’re built like a German shithouse? Is this beard acceptable? Fuck I really like having one bros?

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That study is talking about the same person but with varying levels of facial hair, from none to 4 weeks of growth. You sound like you have a lot of self esteem issues and this entire thread reads like women bitching on facebook about makeup or some inane nonsense.

Literally every faggot is sporting some facial hair now, I just choose not to grow it because beards look dirty as fuck

I am in shape, i have grown healthy hair, nice complexion, I'm tall and have stomach muscles. I groom and dress nice. Guarantee i slayed more pussy then you in high school ya fucking goon

german? You mean pakistani?

>All those salty nu-mutts raging at this post
I fuggin love känädä :DD