>in islam the afterlife is 72 virgins for all of eternity
>virgin pakis think that this is a good thing that they won't get tired of fairly quickly
In islam the afterlife is 72 virgins for all of eternity
Caleb Robinson
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John Jones
Your mistake is thinking they give even half a shit about a women's needs, feelings, or desires. If you're tired, you just tell them to fuck off and whip them if they hesitate to obey.
Maybe if you're a doormat you might bother learning the names of your favorites.
Ethan Jones
Damn, when a fag creates a thread pakis just come swooping in.
Daniel Bennett
If the 72 virgins shit was true I might've considered converting back.
>twf you wont get 144 milkers in heaven.
Nathaniel Taylor
>144 Miller’s
>all taste and smell of old curry
Eternity
Nolan Peterson
this is why I don't worship a god who promises fleshly rewards for obedience
Tyler Jones
>Open bobs: the comic
Jaxson Hall
Is that for women too? The math on this seems bad.
Carson Perry
isnt this kind of thing what causes gang rapes?
Michael Baker
this comic irritates me slightly. it's not funny and if the taxi industry works like this in india they will remain a 3rd world country forever.
Easton Diaz
They're virgin boys.
Benjamin Young
You're still stuck in a room with 72 women forever.
Eli Cooper
They have ridesharing apps now so you don't need this shit anymore thank god
Austin Reyes
Islam is a lie. There are not and cannot be material pleasures in an after-life immaterial. Your physical body will rot in the ground and your soul is a ball of light with no penis to fuck these hypothesised virgins.
Adam Green
>get 72 virgins
>find out they must remain virgins.
Kevin Thomas
Right? The very idea is so illogical it boggles the mind.
Brayden Watson
Well I suppose you could just levitate your way through their vaginas, but I doubt you nor they will recieve any sexual pleasure from doing so.
Then again the female orgasm is a lie, so it wouldn't make any difference.
I stand corrected!
Caleb Thompson
Wasn't the 72 ducks or goats and then the caliph of iraq changed it to virgins to get more converts.
Isaiah Peterson
The true reward is the Face of God.
Landon Walker
> the only way to get a taxi in India is to make yourself rapebait so the rapey ones stop for you
Rly mks u thunk
Christopher Foster
Owen Nelson
>72
Is nothing. I've had more chicks than that message me for hookups in one day.
Not virgins admittedly but maths aren't a muzzie strong suit - eternity divided by 72 = roast beef echo chamber.
I only ever did one virgin. They fit like nothing you've ever had if you've never tapped one. Its perfect.
But 72 must be a big number to guys who don't get laid much. They prolly don't think about the details, just think 72 is mega pussy. I swear it's pathetic.
Alexander Miller
It's so easy, easy
When everybody's trying to please me baby.
Isaac Russell
>72
A few weeks. Now until Christmas then I'd have to blow myself up a second time to get out of it and go hunt new chicks.
Eli Sanders
>proud of being a degenerate
What happened to you?
Matthew Price
you are mistaken my friend,
the virgins will constantly be recycled because using them once will invalidate their virginity, by Allah (Pbuh.) you may marry as many as you wish and grow your harem to as large as:
>a man have sex with a wife at least once every 4 months
so assuming you 5-a-day it * 120 days = 600 women
600 wives + 75 virgins, however you can have as many wives as your lust compels you to visit in 120 days, 600 is just an estimate
Carson Turner
Having some problems there with your self-esteem, bud?
Ian Nelson
Based and redpilled.
Nathan Myers
are those two siblings?
Daniel Allen
>brags about meeting obvious prostitutes on obvious prostitution websites
yikes
Eli Clark
This is how the average brit is, when I worked there all that the white british men were interested was to drink and to find a club slut to fuck.It was depressing to be honest.
Brandon Watson
Just give it a few generations
David Brooks
>sandnigger
>charming
Weew
Parker Barnes
the joke
Alexander Rogers
72 infants to rape because muslims are pedos
Gavin Phillips
By the way, all the virgins are white skinned, have fair hair, and have tits the size of watermelons.
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Btw, notice the image box.
Nicholas Miller
All of them are disgusting desu