Which NATO membber gets the most useless member of the Galaxy award?

Opinion discarded you Moorish looking rape baby

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turkey

that slut has a degenerate mexican teen mom face

usa.

makes only enemys
try toconvert a defensive alliance into its privat army. fails horribly.

fails in all wars its participating.

yeah, its definetly the usa.

You're gayer than a velvet painting of two boys fucking

USA is destructive due to jews mutt retard

>fails in all wars its participating.
German Education. Hanz-Mehmood have you idiots ever won a war? Like once? You're destroying Europe for like the third time in less than 100 years, its getting old real fast

Id say we take the cake, denmark could invade us, but sadly wont

>Muh jews
>Every war ever wasn't fought ultimately over resources or fiat gain
KYS you mental midget

probably us but desu we don't even need NATO because nobody will invade us given that it would pose a security threat to the US; and if the US invaded us that would probably be a good thing so no loss there.

Thanks for that too. It's nice you started.

Holy fuck that's dark

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how am i gay for not having all the blood rush from my brain to my loins over a pic of some average dirty looking slut

Wars were fought over Israel. Iraq war was to stop Saddam who was going to gas the kikes with sarin. Fuck off kike

>(((fiat gain)))

Come on, user. Apply yourself. It's also pretty clearly demonstrable if you read NSC minutes that some of the anti-communist wars were entirely ideological (others, particularly in SA, were basically just propping up banana republics for corporate gain)

Is every single person in your country a black pilled defeatest parasite?
>No need to get a gun when I live next door to Chad, lol
Want us to fuck your women too while we're at at? Oh wait, 10th Mountain already does that every weekend when they cross over to Kingston from Ft Drum

Iraq war was because Bush was petty AF, and you're an idiot if you think anything else

Canada has the highest obesity rate in thier military at 75%. Thats right, three quarters of the canadian military is medically considered obese.

Oh and obligatory: Thanks for Kandahar, faggots

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I served alongside 10th mountain as Marine Infantry. We occupied the same FOB for a good while. Only army pukes I ever ran into who were worth a damn.

>Grubb
Some memes make themselves...Imagine literally getting paid to workout and letting yourself get this fat, hilarious and sad

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82nd aren't too bad, basically the only army unit I've met that are generally as disgruntled and pissed off as your average lance coolie

>merkel
>trudeau
>macron
>is spain even a country?
>may

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PT is optional in the Canadian Military. None of you dipshit leaves try to argue either, I've been there an seent it myself on joint actions with them.

We had an army air cav land a helo on one of our LZ teams causing a mass caz. Three weeks later, same unit crashed a helicopter 10 miles outside the wire in helmand because they forgot to refuel it. They did it again two weeks after that. These fuckers fucked up so bad thier entire fucking unit had to be disbanded.

Germany is re-arming. See their 2016 white-paper. Deutschland arises.

Canada is the most useless, both politically and militarily.

Luxembourg

Sorry dude, I lived in germany since three years ago up until 6 months ago. They recently declared that after 1 weekend of "bootcamp" you are officially a soldier. Thier military is literally a welfare subsidy, thier equipment is aging and they have virtually zero operational or deployable capabilities.

They recently had a multi-million euro campaign to push for uniforms to be redesigned to better suit pregnant women.

That might be, but the majority of any military are welfare systems. The Germans in particular are having a hard time finding recruits. National shame still hangs in the air.

With that said, even back as far as 2016 (Trump hadn't even announced his candidacy), they realised that their own strategic defence backing had shifted and they needed to look after themselves (& Europe). They committed in that paper to achieving 2% and potentially greater of GDP to their military by 2025. von der Leyen has also hinted at shifting Germany's nuclear sharing dependency away the United States and pivoted towards France and the United Kingdom.

gmfus.org/publications/white-paper-german-security-policy-and-future-bundeswehr

Working alongside the Danish military as a US Marine, 2015 just outside ISIS held Ramadi:
>Turns out danish military is unionized
>as per thier negotiated union contract they are legally not required to post watch rotations for more than 8 hours
>We dont really have a solid perimeter yet, ISIS is trying to infiltrate suicide bombers about 3 times a week and three times in the first 4 months launch heavy assaults on our tentativer perimeter
>being a joint operation Our marine unit and the danes are SUPPOSED to be 50/50 on the watch rotation while the army engineers desperatly try to construct an actually defensive perimeter
>since the danish princesses refuse to only stand to 8 hours a day we are stuck guarding the engineers backs 16 hours a day
>Their contract also explicity details that get access to high quality coffee
>we are extremeley expeditionary, we hardly have enough power available to run a COC and running water isnt a thing but they are demanding better coffee
>They get compensated bonus pay for the three weeks it takes for them to waste a much needed supply dropoff on a huge pile of kurig machines and K-cups
>two of thier female "infantrywomen" have to get emergency airlifted back to kuwait because they get pregnant
>another wierd captain sweden looking motherfucker gets caught with a box of puppies that he has been systematically mutilating and torturing in his free time and gets sent home.
>only saving grace was thier chaplain, who was an eastern orthodox christian who exclusivley hung out with us and bitterly complained about what a socialst bueruacratic hell denmark was and how he desperatley wished he could live in america

Canada.

Canada

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>an eastern orthodox christian who exclusivley hung out with us and bitterly complained about what a socialst bueruacratic hell denmark was and how he desperatley wished he could live in america

haha JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

...did you contemplate offering the ISIS guards a shift or two ? :)))

Canada

probably us, all i know we have people in helmand that have a brit liaison officer tagging along

The Netherlands.
They even have to train on our tanks because theirs don't work. Maybe the funding was eaten by Belgium health Minister.

It's just blubber for the cold arctic conditions man

>They even have to train on our tanks
finns bought them all
and we bought their IFV's

At least you guys honor such a good machine and use them right instead of the poles who drive like old lady's, that's why they are in such a shitty condition.

>and the winner of NATOs most useless member of the Galaxy award goes to...
It's a tie!

Pretty sure it's Canada desu

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Turkey.
They have begun working against NATO's interests and started actively supporting Russia/China.
Not sure why NATO hasn't kicked them out yet.

>Is every single person in your country a black pilled defeatest parasite?

No, worse - socialists. DESU they waste so much money on dumb shit like nigger gibs that if you guys want to go ahead and fund our defence for free, have at it. We might be parasites but we're literally cucking you out of billions per year in the trickle down benefits we receive from your military spending lmao

also nobody cares if your grunts fuck Ontario whores, Kingston is a muslim zone anyway

France contributes more to NATO than any country save the US

There is no mechanism to remove them.

>We might be parasites but we're literally cucking you out of billions per year in the trickle down benefits we receive from your military spending lmao
Trump is about to kick you stupid libshits out of NATO and fuck you up the ass with Tarrifs
>Kingston is a muslim zone anyway
Are you autistic or something? Kingston has 2 things: Queens students and meth heads. Since when do niggers smoke meth or go to University?

still they beat you in the cod war

Oof

You Ass of A.

Why?

Because you asstards making the world a less safe place and NATO was supposed to make us all safer.

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Look up "Project for the New American Century" and the neocon jews that engineered the entire war

Says the idiots now destroying Europe for the third time in a century

The reason for their faggot behaviour is because other nations refused to sell certain weapons
because they were killing commies

Oh cry me a fucking river leaf, dead sand niggers boo ho

G*rmanoids are the weakest link
The Bundeswehr is a joke and should be disbanded. G*rmany and G*rmanoids should be eliminated and everything west of the Rhine should go to France and everything east of the Rhine should be partitioned among the Czechs and Poles

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Kek, remember that time their "Glorious Ottoman Empire" got BTFO by a bunch of British convicts and aboo's just so that they could give Jerusalem to the long nosed tribe? Hahahaha Roaches will never ever recover, even functianally retarded Gypsie Kurds regularly fuck them up

Dude are there even any French people actually living in France at this point? Come on

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Not even mentionning Turkey
You're a moron

>England
That's the UK

>not putting Netherlands high on the list
Would save you a fair amount of discussion ITT.

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They have never helped us out in any of our wars, they are basically just NATO on paper; even the EU doesn't want those dumb turkroaches

Strangely random little countries like the Netherlands and Denmark did well and went into violent ass areas like RC south, while militaries you would expect to be of a higher caliber (i.e. Spain, Germany, France) stayed for the most part on the side lines and didn't really venture into Helmand Kandahar or RC East