/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - TURTLE STANDS FIRM EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
promiseskept.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump lands @Wall Street Landing Zone NY 9/23/18
youtu.be/ka69wK3UeMY
>SoS Pompeo on MeetThePress 9/23/18
youtu.be/NV6X46LFPyw
>SoS Pompeo on FoxNewsSun 9/23/18
youtu.be/wTI18gz6TU0
>NSA Bolton on SunMornFutures 9/23/18
youtu.be/_reyxjYkgSA
youtu.be/u2ZWIwanbEo
>UNAmb Haley on FtN 9/23/18
youtu.be/TQbfRpIhGUU
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Peacekeeping 9/22/18
youtu.be/68bnlTR5nEA
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Yemen 9/22/18
youtu.be/ExKsOYkqAoU
>TrumpTweet: United Nations 9/22/18
youtu.be/3LmH3LKsk4c
>TrumpTweet: Spend Your Money Well! 9/22/18
youtu.be/uQ2s-vEekYk
>VP Pence @Values Voters Summit 9/22/18
pscp.tv/w/1YqKDQpwOdvGV
>Values Voters Summit Day 2 9/22/18
c-span.org/video/?451800-1/
>President Trump MAGA Rally in Springfield MO (RSBN Pre/PostRally) 9/21/18
youtu.be/GVNAqzgPYP8
>Pres Trump MAGA Rally in Springfield MO 9/21/18
youtu.be/hRpwAGDGLh4
>Bannon's Trump At War re-up 9/21/18
youtu.be/1K17KAUadkg
>TrumpTweet: Consumer Sentiment 9/21/18
youtu.be/zEP4AkY1FJM
>Pres Trump arrives @Springfield MO 9/21/18
youtu.be/lpnzKepu5TM
>Pres Trump Signs Appr Bill @VA Southern NV 9/21/18
youtu.be/sosgY-l54Cw
>VP Pence stumps for Rep French Hill in Little Rock AR 9/21/18
youtu.be/UsrmHaaM70c
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis @Natl POW/MIA Recognition Day Ceremony 9/21/18
dod.defense.gov/Videos/videoid/628048/

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MAGA

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Guys your shitposting is warping reality again

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/areguy/ with the bantz

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GET’EM MITCH

INVESTIGATE FEINSTEIN

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Hey I'm on my lunch break.

So what the fuck is going on? No vote today? No vote never? Fake as fuck that more allegations are coming up THE NIGHT BEFORE THE VOTE. Completely planned and literally amounts to treason.

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He is correct.

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youtube.com/watch?v=_mLzFeqWePo

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I'm glad to find out they're definitely bringing it to a vote win or lose. Force the red state dems to vote against it. Force Manchin, Heitkamp and Donnely to defeat it and they can answer to the Trump fans and gun owners in their state.

>in the very near future
GOP status: cucked

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twitter.com/TheAtlasOne/status/1044295762753007616
>Nintendo's stock has actually risen with Bowsette becoming a thing, even MORE than their last fucking release
my sides

what a fucking time to be alive

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>b-b-b-but lewd doesn't h-help you
LOL I WAS RIGHT AGAIN

M E M E
M A G I C

>near future

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HOLD THE VOTE

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I've always been attracted to girls with fangs and horns.

Kavanaugh will get in

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twitter.com/hashtag/キングテレサ姫?src=hash
Lads check out the BOO

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lel

Villains make the movie

Nice Thread Announcement you retarded nigger baker.

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You are my brother from another mother and culture, my dude.

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I hope he didn't hit another deer.
What a time to be alive.

>tomboy posting can cause time travel
>lewd posting can raise stocks
What kind of shitposting causes RWDS to form?

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No, jews do.

I love this timeline so much.

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user, no! We don’t talk about The Tomboy Time Machine!

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Hahahaha

Dems are done. They fought dirty while having a minority thinking they could get away with it. Now Mitch is going to throw the book at them!

Thank you for picking this up after /v/ spread that comic, you guys are alright.

Yes lets us do that, but let us vote in the man first before October 1st.

Clearly something like this

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I would love it if this happened, maybe GOP will finally fight back

You could learn to read nigger

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Holy SHIT

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How can 3D even compete?

>near future

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AWOO~

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REPLUBISHITS ARE FINISHED

BLUEEEEE WAVEEEEE

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Had a dream last night that was basically a sad movie anthology of the effects on China from the trade war after a few years. The first one goes like this
>extremely overpopulated city
>young chinese man (in his late 20's) walking through the city carrying a bag close to his chest
>gradually gets less crowded until he gets to a rundown and dilapidated zoo, where it's completely empty
>he pays the entry fee and rushes through the zoo
>several exhibits are empty/ in the process of being taken down/ have starving and sick animals inside
>he stops at the aquarium area and taps the glass of one of the tanks
>a single, malnourished seal comes zooming into the glass to greet him and starts bumping into the glass
>he puts on some gloves and pulls out a small bag of mackerals and proceeds to feed the seal, whom swallows them as soon as they hit the water
>as he feeds the seal he laments the murkiness of the water and that he could only bring so little this time
>flashbacks to him as a child, coming to the zoo with his parents and seeing the seal exhibit for the first time
>situation keeps getting worse over the next few months until he comes back one day in a snowy winter day and finds that the seal exhibit is closed
Think I'm gonna change up the context of these and write book, or something. Maybe make him a Japanese salaryman in his 50's, unmarried and too depressed to deal with an escort. Also fuck Feinstein and Feinstein people

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>What is the uniparty
He should fucking know better

The question is, can we hat them all in time?

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Hes correct but Mitch was like allowing dems to fall into a trap! Now we will see Republicans go on the war path.

I don't know. Clotposting gave us McCain's death when people were after RGB so it's not too reliable. We must research the right posting.

Haha welcome to AI controlled high frequency trading based on internet chatter.

BOTH of the accusers of Kavanaugh need to be asked while under oath if hypnosis was used to help them recall memories.

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I'm fine with this future

BREAKING: NEW LETTER FROM DR. FORD

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>Biff Huffington III

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Wtf is cornwatch?

if i were trump, i would not like having to trust this fucking guy. he does seem to love his judges, though. who the fuck knows?

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It's fucking true... all men really want in life is a loyal, upfront, bit titty goth gf.

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oh shit! rosenstein is headed back to the white house. i repeat: rosenstein is headed back to the white house.

I'll read it.

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guess you'll have to get started

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IT ONLY GETS WORSE. STOP THE TOMBOY POSTING

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Quick. Someone make a BowsetteCoin.

Wouldn't be surprised, then again even without hypnosis I'm sure their psychiatrists are more than happy to help construct the memories for them.

Funny how all those "SCIENCE!" liberals are mysteriously quiet now that the subject of malleable memory presents in the real world

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We are extremely autistic, we can get it done, definitely.

He's from Iowa, he loves corn and even has his own field of it.

The most popular form of entertainment in Iowa

BREAKING: JUDGE BRETT KAVANAUGH AND HIS WIFE TO INTERVIEW *TONIGHT* WITH MARTHA MACCALLUM ON FOX NEWS CHANNEL AT 7 PM EST

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Meeeh

Did they finally agree to all the terms?
Will she actually show up, or is this more stall tactics?

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fuck guys im so sick of that stupid hot cheeto puff in the office, can we finally get rid of him before he does some real damage? hes basically a ERROR_STRING_ATTACK_NOT_FOUND anyways...

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CAN'T STOP WHAT HAS ALREADY STARTED

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>Think you're cute, bitches? Well, better stock up on wire coat hangers, cunts!

>Martha
Would have preferred Tucker, but okay.

>in the very near future
>not specifically "before October 1st"
worry

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4D chess, women going to get persuaded super hard by his wife. Trump probably planned this

this

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>FEELS FEELS FEELS
>WAH WAH WAH
>NO NEW EVIDENCE
I feel like the penalty for wasting Congress's time like this should be a public flogging livestreamed on CSPAN.

So diabeetus posting won't kill Justice Churro but Lisa Murkowski? Could still work out

She's had a lot of frens on lately, likely it'll be a reasonably soft interview letting him and the wife go hard on the lying gash

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GIVE HIM YOUR ENERGY, LADS!

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>Will she actually show up
Doubt it.
I think they'll wheel out 2 more cat ladies and she'll bow out because of stress, and pain, etc.

Does the crown change the personality too? Otherwise that's still the same fire breathing lizard who happens to be the world's greatest princess kidnapper with tits now.

>woman
Optics, desu.

Republicans are finally starting to put up a fight. They've called Ford's bluff and they're all in now.

Oct 1 is NOT a deadline; that's the day the court opens, not the day they start hearing oral arguments. Cocaine will have him sitting before then and if the cunt doesn't show up on Thursday expect his floor vote Friday night just to piss off Dems

she's going to pull out of the hearing at the last minute due to "death threats". screencap this.

>Otherwise that's still the same fire breathing lizard who happens to be the world's greatest princess kidnapper with tits now.
but thats why its hot tho

Kavanaugh interview on Marthas show tonight

With the creation of Bowsette, tomboys have entirely taken over the internet, user.

There is no escape now.

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This, plus she had all his supporting friends and ex-gfs last week; people who worked with him under Bush

Well yeah. That's what makes it so great.

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well, not totally. there are algos that try to pay stocks based on what twitter is talking about

True true

>We Have the Tech- err Autism
K E K

HOLY FUCK

You'll probably just kill some obese nigger patients instead. It's worth a shot though.

ASHLEY ESTES KAVANAUGH'S TEARS WILL SEAL THE DEAL
>ASHLEY ESTES KAVANAUGH'S TEARS WILL SEAL THE DEAL

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WE SHOULDN'T HAVE THIS POWER

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I can't believe the Trump-haters shopped him out to make it look like he wasn't there and rescuing people

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First oral arguments begin on the 10th.

>Whole internet is laughing at Trump's Toad penis
>Several days later a new meme explodes
>Trump's Toad penis has now been forgotten.
My, how convenient.

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