/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
promiseskept.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Bannon's Trump At War re-up 9/21/18
youtu.be/1K17KAUadkg

NEW APPEARANCES
>Judge Kavanaugh on FoxNews 9/24/18
youtu.be/gxEGNt5EwGo
>Pres Trump @UNGA on World Drug Problem 9/24/18
youtu.be/Z0T3kXCXm1E
>Pres Trump meets Islamic Republic of France Pres Macron 9/24/18
youtu.be/wUNqDqoC4rg
>Pres Trump meets Egyptian Pres el-Sisi 9/24/18
c-span.org/video/?451951-1/
>Pres Trump signs SoKo Trade Agreement 9/24/18
c-span.org/video/?451950-1/
>Pres Trump meets SoKo Pres Moon 9/24/18
youtu.be/HrAinPkO4fQ
>Pres Trump makes statement on Judge Kavanaugh/NoKo 9/24/18
youtu.be/2pRj6CsXofQ
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis on NoKo Denuk/welcomes Malaysian DM Sabu 9/24/18
c-span.org/video/?451969-1/
youtu.be/ayaHq1lga5o
>AG Sessions @Natl Public Safety Symposium 9/24/18
youtu.be/25NRg70uGXw
>SoS Pompeo/UNAmb Haley/NSA Bolton Press Brief @UN 9/24/18
c-span.org/video/?451959-1/
>DepSoS Sullivan @UN on Slavery 9/24/18
youtu.be/JzrfBcfexmI
>NSA Bolton on F&F 9/24/18
youtu.be/7eUn_fPCGIY
>WHTradeDir Navarro on CNBC 9/24/18
youtu.be/GHGPekMwBwY
youtu.be/Rqgd-qg7xmA
>NASAAdm Bridenstine on Space Commerce 9/24/18
c-span.org/video/?451857-1/
>CIADir Haspel @Univ of Louisville 9/24/18
c-span.org/video/?451863-1/
>JustDep AntitrustDiv presents Franklin Foer 9/24/18
youtu.be/ycoetRU_ZhM

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MAGA

Zina bash farting.

GET ON THE RAPE TRAIN

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MAGA

Kek.

mobile.twitter.com/kellyjoeray/status/1044372722376220673

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I love president Trump

OWAO

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Reminder that all hope is lost.
Goodnight /ptg/. I will be back tomorrow to deliver more black pills.

H-how do I know if Brett raped me?

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Nah dude. Nah.

checkmate DRUMPF

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>sorry bros, im a virgin
>"NO YOU ARE NOT, YOU ARE A CHAD PUSSY SLAYER THAT IS THE LEADER OF THE RAP RAPE GANG"

That's why my dick is sore
Probably gonna let it rest for a day or two

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He'll probably be banned for that, no joke

CREEPY
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Kavanaugh is about to RAPE Dr. Ford for REAL with rock hard FACTS.

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CPL STUNT COCK

TRUMP IS COMING TO JOHNSON CITY AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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oh N-n-no...

All hope has been found.
There is no good nights. Only better tomorrows! Stay woke, /ptg/.

Two-for-one special, fuck yeah

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>it was unpopular but people still didn't mind it

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If you remember it, it happened.
If you don't remember it, you are traumatized from it happening.

No bulli please. Can I get a medium-speed rundown from a generous user?

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Is /ptg/ ready for total war?

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if rod rosenstein resigns, jeff sessions will not quit?

That is nice for you but I don't think there is such a person for everyone.

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Choo choo trump train has a new meaning and i like it

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OH NOOOOOOOO THAT SUCKS

Black pills are just a dark shade of blue.
There is order in the universe.
Rest easy and FEAR NOT, SENATOR!
FEAR NOT!

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>stromy compares Trump's dick to a Super Mario character
>Nintendo stock has an erection
coincidence?

>tfw ywn have a cock so impressive that bitches still remember it over 30 years later

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Would you quit a job where you get paid to do nothing?

I see nothing wrong with this.

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Wait please...dont go....

>p-please stop avenatti, your'e making us look bad

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And the fan art keeps pouring in, amazing.

OH NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO WE DON'T WANT THIS

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rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape

he's a shame to the house of justice.

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No, stop, don't.

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I'm starting to believe the theory that he's a Trump guy out to send the left on wild goose chases.

I saw Brett Kavanaugh at a party in Massachusetts yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and waving his penis in front of my face. I pushed him away and ran and locked myself in the bathroom and I heard him chuckle as I ran off. When I came back downstairs to find my friends I saw him trying to juggle like fifteen dildos at once in front of another group of girls.
One of the girls was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, that is sexual assault and you have to ask for our consent before doing something like that.” At first he kept pretending to be drunk and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and put the dildos in the dildo box.
When one of the girls confronted him anyway he groped her, covered her mouth and said she was guilty of “constitutional infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. She tried to scream for help, but he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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I finally figured out how Obama got his wife

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>tfw too red, remote, and lightly populated for a rally

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POR
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Kavanaugh is kill. He raped 32 women and they all backed each other up. It's over.

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Need proof of soros connections with some of these accusers pls. It's for a forum and some bitch is getting uppity and I want to drown her out with red pills.

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M A G A

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Fuck em both. They're both not doing their jobs and/or are complicit in this coup attempt.

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>but I don't think there is such a person for everyone.
I do, especially these days.
There are quite a few people out there, user.
Some are hidden in plain sight.

HAHA Okay, yes. I am entertained.

So according to Democrats:

>being a virgin makes you a rape gang leader

>it's okay to threaten Kavanaugh's daughters

>we should put his head on a pike despite no evidence

I fucking hope he pays them all back and then some for this shit.

NO YOU CANT LOSE SESSIONS HE HAS A MASTER PLAN

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Newest rape victim confirmed. Fuuugggg

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just came here to say i'm not going to read this

Persuasion man says the likelihood of Kav being kept of the court is almost 0%

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>"choo choo, here comes the rape train!"
I honestly think they know this will fail so their new goal is just a bit more degeneracy on the public news where children will hear it. Consider that 6 F tweet he put out and talked about on CNN, nothing but sexual acts being described so he can tell them to kids watching at home.

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Hes just a bottom feeding lawyer who is latching on to fame and attention as best he can for as long as possible. That the left has absolutely fucking nothing is the only reason they give him any time.

I wonder what Jow Forums will look like once this pasta stops being awesome.

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At least one is pretaped.

>Stormy's case against Trump is being thrown out of court the same day
Oh no poor Stormy

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/ourguy/
Everything he touches goes to shit and everyone involved gets indicted and/or wiped off the media radar screen

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This faggot not only sacrificed himself, he sacrificed Stormy Daniels.
Wait ... Story who?

>Trump will probably never come back to my state but will visit my neighbor to the north
>mfw I want him to come back so badly but I don't want him to rally for Hyde-Smith
I live in a womb of darkness. The umbilical cord only supplies me of misery. I will never be born into a world of light.

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nobody tell him

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Inclination, based on evidence, toward the latter.

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CYLON

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REEE

Why do I feel like you're lying to me?

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Okay do it.

>hold on let me go public the day before the hearing
>I need a hearing to btw
These people should be used to test if chemicals are safe for humans.

I want to make babies with Huma

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Did Grassley give any indications of a vote in the next three days?

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I guess he got a faulty crown

No wonder CPL took up the Kavanaugh thing. He needs a new source of income since he isn't getting anymore from Stormy.

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How do you know about them if they go unreported?

See you there, faggot!

Roe v Wade?
Aborted.

The NFA?
Struck down.

Feinstein?
Lives just long enough to see these things happen before the ghost of Harvey Milk drags her to damnation and hellfire.

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How we doing boys

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cuomo looks pretty nervous desu

So when he quits will the Qcumbers finally admit they've been bamboozled?

you want to sex a dune coon skeleton? i guess pol has all kinds of kinks

The worst is that there's a significant part of the population that are becoming OK with these Stasi-tier tactics because for now it's being done to help "their side".

Google is.

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MAGA

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AWOOVEMENT!

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hillary going to jail

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I maintain that Stormy and Avenatti are Trump plants.
Think about it
Stormy came out in the middle of the #MeToo stuff and in her interview she MADE SURE TO UNDERLINE that it was consensual. Even explicitly saying "This is not a #MeToo" thing.
This was purely to get Trump the "Slick Willy Horndog" popularity bump.
What has become of the Stormy Daniels scandal?
Absolutely NOTHING.

Kavanaugh in trouble?
AVENATTI TO SAVE THE DAY!
He is what they call a "heel" in professional wrestling.

Am I wrong?
I don't think I am, but tell me if I am wrong.

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