/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - FULL MOON EDITION

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/


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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays


PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=opvopULDhVI
youarelistening.to/chicago
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

>Male white exposing and shaking his genitals in front of Subway

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>disturbance at the Target
>Male black with his pants halfway off

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Evening Roberts.

>illegally fishing in the harbor

>victim in a jeep
>shot in the head
MAGA

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Morning, Robert. The main broadcastify stream has been down for like a week, it's finally back up.

Just zone 10 was on fire this weekend though. Should be a good night for coonery.

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>victim is talking
Shot in the head, still talking. No vital organs in a nigger's head I guess.

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>5 shots fired
ah ah ah

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>in a dispute with a man who sold her a washing machine

>In a dispute with someone who sold her a washing machine

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>fighting in the mezzanine area
>involving a stick

>>involving a stick

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>help me is written on the door in red

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is there a bingo for these scanners

so why do you figure so many niggers get shot in the ass?

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>Mario Garcia left the hospital with one of their IVs

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Nigger marksmanship. Really more often than not the person shot isn't the intended victim.
There's about a dozen I've seen. Hit or miss pulling them off if it's not a busy summer night.

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>assaulted with a stick

Here you go.

They use shit tier pistols and just stuff them down their pants instead of using a holster. That's also a major factor in the number of dick shots.

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>Real Robert Hours commencing.
>Prepare for shift change

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Evening Roberts

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>Help me written on the front door
>19 Paul

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Excellent.

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Morning, Robert.

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>two male blacks with a gun in a stolen car

>male black with a gun

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>5 shots fired
ah ah ah

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youtube.com/watch?v=opvopULDhVI

I fucking love these threads, let's do it

>youarelistening.to/chicago
thanks dood im going to see how many i can get
Should i be using a code map to cross off more accurately ?

>4-5 shots fired on Kedzie

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>battery in progress, three females

Let's guess the race

I've posted codes on this thread.

>Husband hit her in the face
>he is a male black
Toll paid

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>punched in the mouth by Krystal's by her boyfriend but refusing EMS

Maybe she should have learned to shut that trap

>Crystal was punched in the mouth by boyfriend

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shes refusing emergency services so you might be crossing off "Domestic assault that turns into nothing"

>3 shots on Monroe St.
ah ah ah

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The calls count. Doesn't matter if Robert doesn't find anything at the scene.

There was a shooting this weekend and Robert said "Everybody is non cooperative, nobody here saw anything nobody heard anything".... dispatch just sighs and says "10-4"

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>caller is having a domestic with his wife madonna
>she's high on cocaine

sticky this NOW
>form up roberts

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>male black shot at someone on the porch then ran inside
>3 male blacks shooting from Chevy Tahoe

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>find some casings heeere

>not porch monkey

>robert

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>the childs father
Baby Daddy confirmed

>he's on the porch

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That's old.

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Damen, check

if you shoot below the waste it's not attempted murder, just assault with a deadly weapon. plus you get to say the victim took it in the ass

>2 people in a red SUV having sex

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ye hast best checketh thyself beforst ye wreckest thyself mine homelad

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Whats a unicorn white male

you have to go back

>Mr. Shu attacked by a male black

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>still at the station trying to get a set of keys

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>saved
10-4

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missing person . check

Shit's going to get real. CPD is on Defcon 1 this week for the verdict.

someone doesnt answer callback, check
Someone thanks dispatch, check

check yo keys

seems like a fast trial. its really coming out this week?

watch yo keys please

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>guy calls police...
>...on two separate cellphones
does this count as obvious drug dealing

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door's open

he din do nuffin

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mayfair park checking in

Jow Forumslacks check yo keys

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>car on fire

>robbed by 2 female blacks

shocker

>robbed by 2 female blacks

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Nice! Not bad for a Monday night .

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>pinball noises in the background

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Sassy is getting pretty sassy.

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blackout nigga except for the school one

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I still haven't seen an explanation of why this is happens so often.

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chiraq broke nigga

You could have had niggers robbing store, commercial alarm, black males gathering and white people if you had tuned in earlier. Multiple shots and assault I think both came up in the last hour.

I'm off to bed, friends. Stay comfy.

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I meant the pinball noises, not the old police station.

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>Madison
>and California
Two birds stoned @ once!

ohok idk then. good night robert

armed male black
Stay safe out there, robert

>shots fired
>is it at or by the police?

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>You going to tell us every 15 minutes
>Yup

snarky banter confirmed

you missed a commercial alarm, it was just after "robbed by 2 female blacks"

Seems wild what a god damn zoo the radio makes Chicago sound when the times I’ve been there it was great.

>thanks for the assist
>assault in progress

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high on pcp check