Ancestry "update"

They lie because they think it is fun to fuck with white people. False results come from SJW companies like ancestry.

>Google co-founder: Sergey Brin, born in Moscow in the Soviet Union, Jewish, mother is a researcher in NASA
>23andMe CEO: Anne Wojcicki, Russian/Polish descent, Jewish, ex-wife of Sergey Brin (have 2 children together)
>YouTube CEO (former executive at Google): Susan Wojcicki, Russian/Polish descent, Jewish, sister of Anne Wojcicki

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>still keeping record of your DNA
hmmmmm

This happened to me also. I was .01% black and .01% jew. They "updated" now im 100% european. Seems pretty jewish to me

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They decided they were ashamed to call you a fellow Jew and now they're hoping you will just accept that you aren't (even though you are).

Protip: don't give your DNA to Jews.

>blue eyes
>pale as fuck
>anglo-Irish surname
>irish/welsh/anglo lineage

that's all I need to know

show feet

disgusting perverse faggot

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>Paying Jews to archive your genetic makeup

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I will not, i'm not for lewds.

But i have the the Greek footshape, used to have blond hair well into my 30's but it's brown now

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maybe you are secretly a med uwu

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It'd go a long way back I recon if I were a med, most of my familly are Irish decendents/diaspora

i am a third med

don't hate plz

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Nothing wrong with being med lad :3

Why do these threads always end up with faggots requesting feet pics?

b-but i have stinky brown eyes

only aryans like feet. It's the high iq fetish.

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Should I gass my self, or by merit can I be one of you?

I'm an electrical engineer btw (no flag, but you can imagine where I'm from)

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>b-but i have stinky brown eyes
Everyone has a stinky brown-eye

>tfw related to the vice president of the CSA. But also Jewish...and have family members that worked in the Eagles nest (Hitler's cottage)

What flag should I use boys?

s-stop

i can't help that moors took a dump in my gene pool centuries ago and now i'm a swarthy.

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Spanish Jew in one of your ancestors, Brazilian in another, Mexican in another. You're from Northern Mexico. How do I know? Because Spain doesn't accept spics who interbred with Mexicans back into Spain.

touché

So, can I be honorary white or not?

>Le 80% face
I would say yes but not for the leet northwest European club

Anyone born after the discovery of dna has their genetic sample stored by the hospital right after you were born

Why the fuck are you giving people your DNA in the era where women RETCON THEIR CONSENT

That Euro Jewish doesn't mean anything, they throw that bullshit in a lot of results.

good enough.

I'll never abandon my European heritage

Asking more about the native American side.
The Eurojew I could use in my favour to make anti-Semitic remarks (if I only had more)

>Paying Jews to archive it

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Ancestry must be a meme.

Mine changed dramatically - Lost all of my Jewish & Arabic DNA and gained 20% Italian. How can such a mistake be made?

Another site I have tested on shows me as 90% Greek.

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Ancestry is owned by Mormon, therefore not Jews.

>no relation to Carolus Rex
>he wasn't chosen by heaven
>I don't say his name when I pray

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they are honorary jews aka christians

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Here's the other site.

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Mormonism is crypto Freemasonry which is crypto Kabbalism

Why are you giving your DNA willingly to kikes OP?

I preferred doing mine in ancestry cos the Mormons already have my whole life on file. So I knew the results would be accurate.

I am catholic actually

doesn't matter, aryan women come out of their vaginas

My updates, it seems to have split some of my english percentage and put it into germanic.

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I'm literally shaking right now

Should mine be okay? I’m about as white looking as it gets but I was building my tree and I found some Wampanoag Indian ancestry from around four centuries ago. Besides that I’m pretty much only all German and English.

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I literally had a Goldstein in my family tree and turns out I have no jew blood at all

I don't get it.

I wonder how many Jewish men aren't pure Jewish. Jewish women are very promiscuous and sleep around a lot. I bet there are thousands of "Jewish" men out there with non-Jewish fathers. DNA tests will reveal it all.

>four centuries ago

you don't have any dna from that ancestor if it's even actually your ancestor.

you only inherit dna from your past 120 or so ancestors, stretching back like 6-8 generations, so like 200~ years back at the most

>Create website where goys will send us their DNA and we can promote racial hatred and infighting by "proving" they belong to different teams (watch as the Scandinavians fight the Iberians!)
>Goys start using website to demonstrate that they aren't pure white, and therefore shouldn't be oppressed (I'm 5% victim! Stop attacking me!)
>Plan to promote racial tension backfires. SHUT IT DOWN

I personally feel no need for a ancestry test for my name user anon user the 5 What I know of my family lore gives me all I need to know

Why do you always posts in these threads faggot, I wanna fucking beat the shit outta you.

I can trace some branches of my family back to the early 15th century. Most of my ancestry I can trace back to about 1600. Most of my family came to America between 1635 and 1645. There are a few branches I can't trace back very far, but those branches were all strawberry blonde with blue eyes and aquiline noses, so I doubt there's any injun or negro there. I'm descended from the siblings of some of the Founding Fathers. My ancestors in the 19th century were pretty well known in their day although not household names today. I've got U.S. Senator and a state Governor in my line. One branch of my family was poor Irish fishermen, but they were all tall and blonde, and they tend to age really well, so I guess I lucked out there.

Yeah pic related is my supposed 10th great grandfather smoking a peace pipe, guess my English ancestor couldn’t resist bleaching his granddaughter. I still don’t understand what the updating thing is all about though, will my results change after I initally recieve them?

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Nah only people who took the test before the update will have the old test results

So it doesn't matter that I've got some Founding Fathers in my family tree? Sheeeeeeeit.

Not really, and bragging about your ancestry is kind of like bragging about IQ, only losers do it

Just be happy to be white

Oh, all right then.

Look at it like this - you may have inherited a small fraction of DNA from a founding father's great grandson!

yeah ive got an ancestor that played a major role in the revolutionary war, was the quartermaster for MA

I'll keep this short, because I'm ashamed that some of my family members took part in this merchant scam. Uncle got his done, then his dad got his done. Uncle got his from ancestry, his dad did his later from 23. Uncle had his results for a long while. My gramps did his, and it was totally different in every way. So different my dad and I were laughing at my gramps and uncle thinking they were not related in any way. Suddenly, a day after my gramps did his, uncles results were changed to match his. This is 2 different companies. And it was not a small adjustment, it was totally changed.

That's the inbred porch boy from Deliverance.
It's a reference to the Appalachia tag in your ancestry profile.

Oh, alright. My grandfathers were both from the south (Kentucky and Tennessee), but I'm actually from Michigan and both of my grandmothers were from here.

I found a couple of privates and a couple of naval officers in mine. Don't think they played a MAJOR role in the war, though.

They reduced my Italian from 25% to 6%
and upgraded my England from 6% to 25%
Can't say I'm mad

Update

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One branch of my family came from Tennessee. I'm a Yankee, though, through and through.

why bother taking the test at all then?

That's a pretty big margin there. How did they fuck up so bad and how did they correct it...and how do you know if the correction is correct?

IMO the services recently started suppressing the increasingly obvious as fuck evidence that the Gaels migrated through Sardinia and Iberia in the Bronze Age, just like the Irish Annals say they did, but which academics have denied for decades because it goes against their "everyone migrated out of Africa in 20K BC and immediately sat around campfires hugging" narrative.

I'm so fucking sick of being lied to for an ostensibly moral reason by some liberal faggot when it's really just to cover all the other liberal faggots' asses.

All of your English is probably Germanic
Wait for livingdna (Anglo non Jewish company) to release their German dna test

The fraction that made him a chronic drunkard?

My mom was a whore and my dad was a cuck. If I do ancestry can I see if my dad is my biological father?

If your dad has relatives that have taken the test, if you're matched to them, he's your dad.

Otherwise buy a test for your dad for christmas and see if they match you guys together as father/son.

Dirty blond hair and green eyes :^)

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Serious question Jow Forums, what is the best site to get one of these ancestry tests? I don't want some Jews shitting up my results with blacked DNA for the lulz.

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AncestryDNA is a Mormon operation, not Jewish.

I was a Celtic Vikang for a few months, it was fun bros but now it's time to start drinking tea and hating myself.

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it really seems like all of them do it

literally none. They will shit up your results, thats if they even bother to run them properly. Your data will also be sold to everyone

At least you're not a jew anymore

funny as fuck that they estimated all of that shit and sold a product as "accurate"

Thanks for the kind words Ivan.

To be fair, Italians could have had a fair admixture to arabs down in the south

All they do is take your DNA and compare it with the current DNA from other regions.

It's not like they actual have genetic records of historic nations.

How are christians aka jews any better

Droppin redpills

Sure they havent found 1000 year old corpses of locals?

La Creatura

thats, thats pretty fuckin brown