*CRACK* *SIP*

The real question is, what are we going to do about the zoomers? They seem even more lost than Millenials. They are in danger of either going full SJW-retard, or full Nazi mode, and I'm not sure which is worse.

Topkek

Mumbai has really cheap prostitutes. Why don't you use them?

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31 here

What are you listening to, fellow boomers?
>They don't make prog metal like they used to.

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Shits cash money

Posting from my cubicle at my office job.
Can't wait to get home to my gf and eat a cooked meal before an evening of retro vidya and vanilla sex.
*sip*, aah, this is the life

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Am I an honorable boomer with 27 years?

I'd like to know as well, 28 here, 29 in April

My mans
>tfw been on Jow Forums since 2007

Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)
They don't make them like they used to.

Only upon hitting 30 do you realize that you wasted your 20's and you will NOT do the same with your 30s.

>30 in 2 months

I promise to use my wizard powers for good and justice, to uphold the ideals of the founding fathers of this country, and to defend the constitution of the united states from all threats internal and external.

If you were born after 1990 you're forever underage on Jow Forums

Thought I was an adult, afterall how much more adult does it get than 30? Then my daughter was born 2 weeks ago draining the last vestiges of free time and energy I had. I think being an adult is the process of slowly learning how to be happy with being miserable.

Still. Being a dad is pretty cool I guess.

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fatherhood is a blast. just dont get divorceraped.
protip:you'll always wish you'd spent more time w them.

I'm 45 but I'm not a Q boomer I came to /b/ from YTMND back in the desu days.

FYI for you youngsters there has always been nastiness in Supreme Court nominations. Clarence Thomas literally dindu nuffin but black conservatism wasn't allowed by libs back then either so they smeared him.

I never left Jow Forums because I can always say what I want here and only the three letter agencies monitoring this website ever care. On social media one errant tweet where you say there are only 62 genders and not 63 and your life is over. Fuck the real world. Tipping back a Monster Ultra to y'all if my heart can take it.

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32. Mortgage. Married. Just fed the kids and drinking cheap red whilst they watch some bullshit on Netflix. Been lurking on this 4chin bullshit for 12 years

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Fuck outta here, Poomer.

*sips*
Dorner, now THAT was a happening

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25 turning 26 doomer reporting in, fuck my life is ruined

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Congrats user

Got my coffee on my way into my comfy Union construction job. Life's good

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Kek, I looked up Dorner because I forgot how long ago that happened, hard to believe it's been 5 years. but this is what I got.

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Hello my fellow negro

36 checking in. Life's good man

Who else /sipsenator/ here?

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I haven't posted here since that happened and came back here because he popped in my head. This board is complete shit now, everything is just complaining about women and black people

At least we live past 30 and not die at a random fatal car accident.

37 checking in. Fucking kids today am I right?