Are you prepared for the impending shitstorm?

i bought some rope

Imagine being American. Imagine living in constant fear of getting killed by your government. Imagine having to buy assault rifles at Walmart to protect yourself. Imagine Walmart deciding one day that there would be an assault rifles aisle next to diapers and diary products. Imagine funding a Russian lobby to protect outdated rights that were made just after a war almost 250 years ago.

EVERY AMERICAN DESERVES A FULLY AUTOMATIC AR15 NO LAWS FOR ANYONE!!!

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You seem like hyper pro gun subversive jew making gun enthusiests seem like nuts, fuck off back to k.

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Because pol is the only board with flags at all?

>that sad reality that those books would get you life in prison here

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The sad reality is you are retarded

Locked and loaded gents

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You have guns, equipment, and can shoot but that won't help much if you can't run more than a few metres without getting tired, fatty-bum-bum.

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Put the safety on that fucker, Jesus Christ man.

What is the point of that muzzle device?

No

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Sorry mate got a tad carried away

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It's been impending for a long time.

mate wheres ya loicense

Holy fuck go back you newfag

Boy, you sure look ready. Look at how new all your gear is. It is so new none of it has ever been used. Where is your stash at? Some people can come and pick up your gear after you are dead and use it for replacements.

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I believe the official plan is to let the kikes, niggers, shitskins, and sand niggers destroy themselves while we wait out in bunkers. Going out to fight them ourselves would be a fucking waste of time, resources, and blood.

what knife?

What are you supposed to be?
Christian Al Qaeda?

>no food
>no water
Wew lad

When is this impending shitstorm going to happen?

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im going to shoot some mosqs

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Woo Weee boy. Look at all of that brand new out of the box gear. I bet some of it even smells new. The only thing not brand new are manuals that were published decades ago. Those weapons haven't even been fired, you probably don't even know if they have any problems. You would be better off spending time doing cardio boy. You probably can't walk 2 miles with that gear on. Not that you would know it is all so brand new there is no way you know if it is any good. Just keep playing with your little pecker while staring at that gear and imagining about how in shape you will be once you put it on.

holy kek at that wooden toy

Gerber Strongarm

Wow. That ski mask looks like it could actually hold all 7 of your chins.

You have to actually know how to read to make use of those books.

get off his case. He'll hunt for his food and drink using his uber-awesome mad outdoorsman skills.
kek

Nah

Who needs food when you can just eat a bullet?
It takes a fine woodsman to be able to survive for more than a few days anyhow.

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oh man, I see Monty Python 2.0 in the making

>
repec

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fuck off cia

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Nope
If it gets so bad I can't play video games and jerk off to 2D, I don't want to live anyway

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He was ready for the shitstorm, are you?

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I want to go on a magical adventure with you.

That blue book is actually an embarrassingly sad read. It's written like its intended audience has a 3rd grade education. It's simply unimaginative and uninspiring.

I need to do it with less glare and add the 1948 red Ryder BB gun

Is that a yes?

>Templar flag
I hope that's a KJV bible, kek

>like its intended audience has a 3rd grade education
I don't think that's unintentional, user.

only if your a surgically altered trans elf chick under 5 feet tall with elf ears

It's okay I think I've changed my mind, thank you.

And that trans from human chick to elf chick

it's a start. where's your food/water/firewood?

I'm jealous guys, all I have is airsoft because my fucking parents wont let me have a gun

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>It's written like its intended audience has a 3rd grade education

So your average soldier?

No based uncle joe who the family doesn’t like having around at parties because he gets drunk and starts talking about the jews?

I am the uncle joe, but I'm very likeable

If only you knew how innocent you are.

>tfw new jersey gun laws
>tfw no job
>tfw will never have a gun
People like me will be the first to perish.

>private party sales don't exist
>it's illegal to build guns in your own home

Found the glow nigger using his recycled picture.

Yep a big pile of girly mags and tons of Ramen noodles.. bring it on!

Wasn't. Nazi propaganda.

n0p3, we don't even get to have peppersprays or tasers in my shithole, chainsaws are still legal for private use thou'.

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move if you can

>SLR-107FR
Nice
>UR with the unchopped barrel
Nigga what are you doing?

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I've got a nice axe!

>Christians in Al Qaeda
we like to call them CIA over here

I have nothing but then again there is never a happening here

You’re quite funny, bong. I kek’d out loud. Well done, mate

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Does a kitchen knife count ?

Picked up this bad boy yesterday

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>4 mags, a noscope gay-k, and an ifak are prepared
>no pistol mags, meme equipment color
>no plates, no helmet
>no vision
>gayest fucking floral pillow ever on the left
This is your grandma's kit to "protect her garden" right?
>BALACLAVA
Hahahhaah

That must have costed a lot

that has got to be the ugliest gun I've ever seen

is that real life?
>amerifats making sci-fi guns now

It's a movie prop. More exactly a M95 plasma rifle from Terminator. It's just a Calico M960 with some plastic shell around it.

faggot

>googled Calico M960
changed my mind that's the ugliest gun I've ever seen
the plastic is an improvement

haha

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>faggot
For real! You would rather have that Jew prop than the actual Calico? Did you learn nothing from the prequel?!
youtube.com/watch?v=FDsOYtRwR5I

I'm just asking this out of curiosity, since I have never read books like that yet. Any source available for them?

fugly chicom harness

;^)
Yeah, the Calico series are pretty ugly. I'd still like to have one of the M100 variants (.22LR), just for fun.

go get the do/k/ument

get a muzzle brake guy, you're running your shit nopan.

No. And, neither are you big guy.

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Get flash hider or you're gonna get shot if fighting ever did break out. Also get an actual vest with kevlar, that's a flimsy chest rig.

wtf you talking aboot?

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skeltal here, you're fucking right but goddamn do I hate cardio.

>not liking calicos
they are peak 90s aesthetics my man.

Yes.
>2,000 rounds of 7.62
>100 rounds of .357
>6 gallons of cheap vodka
>1 month of dry and canned food
>1 month of distilled bottled water

I still plan to add more but for now I'm pretty satisfied with what I've prepared myself with.
The thing is it isn't hard to pre stock food and water, bullets and alcohol (its an antiseptic, pain killer, etc; also good for trade if desparate). There is no excuse to not stock up on the basics. You can eat what you have and just replace what you eat when you go to the store.
The one thing whites will be screwed on is their food stocks and water stocks, I've gone into a lot of nigger houses for an old job and they keep water and dried foods in plenty.

Imagine being Yuropoor. Imagine your governments importing infinity niggers and hajis to replace you. Imagine having no weapons to defend yourself from said niggers and hajis. Imagine having no right to defend yourself even if you had said weapons. Imagine being so retarded that you think being a disarmed faggot is a positive thing.

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schizo fantasies much? like what do you plan on doing riding into battle with a meme flag?

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A weapon to surpass metal gear.