“Hear me out on this,” Kimmel began “So Kavanaugh gets confirmed to the Supreme Court, OK? Well, in return we get to cut that pesky penis of his off in front of everyone.”
JIMMY KIMMEL: CUT OFF KAVANAUGH'S DICK!
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If he's circumcized, the kikes already did in a manner of speaking
This guy is literally retarded. He looks and talks like a retarded.
He says it at 6:40
He won’t be confirmed now that a second woman has come forward! HAHAHA! SURF THE WAAAAAAAVE OF DRUMPF TEARS!
Maybe we should just cut everyone's dick off before we have a trial before their peers. Seems like a good plan.
I don't fucking get it. None of the women who accused him of anything even said he penetrated them, did they? What the fuck are these faggots thinking? They're pushing centrists more and more right, and making the right more irritated and motivated to spite them and vote red down the ballot.
It's almost like they're doing it on purpose
Really getting that mind jogging
>I-it's just comedy goyim
They are absolutely unhinged
>Haha that’ll show them we’re not sexually-obsessed degenerates
Yeah even my ultra lib mom who watches CNN 24/7 thinks these woman are full of shit.
Pope kimmell has spoken
So shall it be
Ah yes. Jimmy Kimmel has always been a strong voice fighting for women.
Nasty crosseyed kike.
The US Marshalls will be knocking on his door right?
Why are party elites sabotaging the Democrat party?
How about we cut off jimmy kimmel's kike nose
Comedy died with George Carlin now everything is politics instead.
Holy shit look at that face. How much surgery did he get?
Feels like Jimmy Kimmel's career is close to over.
You can tell he doesn't even believe the accusations, the way he talks about him being a virgin and keeping calendar books of social engagements. These people are insanely unhinged, and I have a very hard time imagining them ever coming to realize their insanity.
BLUE WAVE!
Who is this kike and why should we care if he says something stupid?
>Comedy died with George Carlin now everything is politics instead.
George Carlin helped, to be fair.
George Carlin sucks, kys my man
George Carlin was nothing but politics and also he sucked
Jews are so vulgar.
yeah he was a big smoker
his driving bit was fucking great though
he's gonna get metoo'd next
Carlin got worse with age. He pioneered this "comedian as wise sage, nevermind the lack of gags" trend.
Old people shouldn't do comedy.
>monalague
Monologue you fucking nigger.
I feel so bad for Brett’s family and children. This is so disgusting.
Why dont conservative women make rape accusations against Jimmy?
Fight fire with fire
>It's almost like they're doing it on purpose
They are. Ziocons have infiltrated the altright and now they push it to the limit.
This twofolded effort includes narrowing down the right wing to their approved ideology and shunning every real opposition
Kimmel needs to be silenced
I came here to say that. He hosted The Man Show. Girls jumping on trampolines. It's like his dick was cut off at some point. So weird.
integers confirm. he's goin down soon
...
Well his career is over
>discredit yourselves and commit a felony goyim
Why are so many shills british?
And Kimmel continues to be the most unfunny host on American TV.
>HE WAS A VIRGIN LOL,
>WHAT 17 YEAR OLD DOES THIS, LOL
Imagine being an NPC and eating this shit up.
Imagine not being able to put both statements together.
Isn't cutting one's dick supposed to be progressive and something to look forward to?
>boo hooo hooo look what he did
republicans are really huge snowflakes
what a psycho
spotted the kike feminist "white" womyn "xomedian"
I honestly knew america done and over when Obama got elected... and look at this shit now, the sold called right wingers just sit around like jackasses while getting threatened! Real right winger men would have had this guy skinned alive in a the blink of an eye. No change without good ole fashioned violence
that's not how you use snowflake mr redditor
You can't make this stuff up.
My wife—a sociology grad at white fag liberal UW-Eau Claire, a total Trump hater Bernie fan, thinks this is all an embarrassing shitstorm that will backfire on the Democrats. I just let her watch and listen. The redpill is looking good on her.
Quick run down on the accusations?
Haven't been following. All i know is trump likes this guy but in college he pulled his dick out in front of some girl which is liteeally a holocaust rape
Hey kimmel unlike Kavanaugh we have video record of your mistreatment of women so yea lets start the chopping with you,
damn hypocrite
Satanic child sacrifices are about to get banned so they move everything in their ability to protect it.
Would bet good money that some "unhinged communist" shoots Kavanaugh if he gets sworn in.
to be fair hes the one getting grabbed and he already apologised for those
you know you’re a cuck, right?
I'd say to cut off the Jew boy's dick but like his balls, Adam Corella took then in the divorce hearing.
We need a blue wave to wash away the swamp drumpf brought to DC!
What a nasty piece of television. Also that dubbed-in laughter sounds so obviously fake.
Yeah, if you've been married to a grill who took the blue pill and you hide your power level you are a cuck, women's minds are mallible especially young and even more so for a man they love, you should have reeducated her, I can only assume you didn't because you are bit the man in the relationship
I dont want to like his balls user, that sounds kinda gay.
XD
It’s like a race to see who can be the best goy
I always wondered are Jews actually funny or are we just told they are funny?
After all we know that a lot of comedy shows aren't funny after the laugh track is gone.
*insert dead people laugh track*
oh he apologized. well lets cut kimmel's dick off then apologize
Kimmel definitely has jewish blood. There's no way he's just a white guy
Oh you.
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Oh yea, just checked. He admitted it himself. "Middle eastern"
Since when Jimmy Kimmel debuted on MEMRI TV?
Pretty weird that Memri tv is becoming more credible than our media
Imagine being that irrelevant you have to say completely retarded shit in hopes of attracting the Trump derangement syndrome base.
How about we should cut off the penises of people who breed children with heart conditions
Populist idiot, says whatever he thinks is cool to say.
He needs some dead baby jokes sent to him to remind him of what he's lost
Jews have a warped self-understanding. They are wretched and destructive. Once you've escaped their brainwashing they stop being funny and are instead just concerning. Children are funny. They do funny things because they don't know any better. Jews aren't funny. They are destructive, vulgar, wretched parasites.
That's exactly the kind of sick shit these pedoscum are into. This is not a joke. These are fantasies of a sexual predator.
So fucking hip and edgy.
Thanks identity politics.
Now thanks to you, people in their jobs are being pathethic and now I can hear all this inbred bastards for what they are, and not have their inbred opinion filtrated by some brighter than them kike.
Just look at their faces. They have literal retard eyes and their body language is all kinds of fucked up.
All of them are there because they are the son of some kike. How dissapointing everything is.
Oh so they found another woman willing to lie to the country?
I give it a week and a half before her story falls apart too and I’m being generous.
Kimmel is lucky no one has accused him of anything.. He’s gotta have fixers.
That dude is a class A perv.
I loved it when he tore into bratty children, personally
too late, the story was dead on arrival with zero witnesses and the victim saying she was so drunk she didn’t even know it was a real penis or if kavanaugh was really there. She was told later that it was kavanaugh
Why would you marry someone with differing political beliefs than you? That's just asking for divorce within the first 5 years.
Just because he apologized doesn’t make it go away
I like the let's cut off Jimmy Kimmel''s head idea that is going around better.
i suggest hanging jimmy kimmel (and 8 or 9 hundred other people) for the good of the republic
>Why would you marry someone with differing political beliefs than you?
Makes the brainwashing and Red Pilling soo much tastier.
This guy had sex voluntarily with Sara Silverman so I don’t care.
Why dont we just hang 6 gorillian chosen people instead?
Meanwhile Islam and Africa and Mexico have *actual* rape cultures, and all they can talk about is throwing open the borders to them.
>b-but some of them are cute tho
tastier than knowing how many niggers she fucked in college(and probably stil fucking now)?
I would suspect the Capitol Police, Secret Service and maybe even the FBI will be visting Jimmy Kimmel once Kavanaugh is confirmed. Threatening a sitting SCOTUS judge is no laughing matter.
No it just makes you a retarded NPC that genuinely thinks your marriage will work despite the fact that your wife will disagree with you on nearly everything. Politics dont just influence how you see government, people on the right and the left do things very differently.
Leftists:
>RREEEEE RAPE CULTURE IS REAL
Also leftists:
>HES A VIRGIN??? WHAT A PATHETIC FAGGOT LOOOOL
They genuinely believe the accusers too but they can't accept there's literally no evidence. It's fucking ridiculous
Kimmel surely sexually harassed some women on the man show
im positive he at least eye-raped a couple of the man show girls, thats good enough to get the ball rollin
>Politics don't just influence how you see government, people on the right and the left do things very differently.