How to fuck with a PORN LAWYER

Gather in FAGS ... It's STORY TIME !!!

> Have stripper GF give him a call on her >Burner Phone

>She tells him that she is a 51 Year alumna >of the private Holton-Arms School. And that >Bret Kavanugh and his buddy Mark Judge >ran a train on her. Tells Him that she knows >all the "Secret" codes... Find Them, Feel >Them,French Them, Fuck Them, and Forget >Them" - "Devil's Triangle" is a Three way >fuck... with a cock in all of her orifices ... He >EATS IT THE FUCK UP !

>She has him call my Burner Cell phone - I'm >a Classmate of Judge Kavaugh to Confirm.
>In my Creepiest Deep Throat voice...I >Confirm it ALL

>Can Hear Avanatti wheels spinning..he's >thinking he's broken the story of the year.

>Calls GF 10 times. Wants her to tell her story >on "Anderson Cooper 360" She Cries that >she cannot be around Men.. He then BEGS >her to to do a one on one special with Poppy > Harlow. She would but her car just broke >down and the rent is door she cannot miss >work...Offers her 20K .. cries she cannot >She'll loser her job. 20K isn't enough. Ups it >to 75K and much more after the >"Gofundme" Scam. She'll be a national >HERO

>She agrees

>Claims the Money will be ready to be wired >in 2 hours... right after she signs CNN >Exclusive
>She agrees...

>The phone doesn't stop ringing...She tells me >she is bored and scared wants to stop. OK >we've had enough fun with this jack off

> We break our burner phones

>Avanatti disables his Twitter.

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Hmmmm, this could be something, but probably nothing.

avenatti's account protected now...

bump bump!

there's a thread about this already. This is why is hard to believe

You could have recorded all of this and saved us a lot of grief but instead here you are larping

Recording or it didn't happen

BLOCKED HIS ACCOUNT, HES SCARED

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This. You would be a legend if you were smart enough to have proof. But until then, this is a LARP thread that will be forgotten a day from now.

So did she get the Chad-Virgin-Rape Kavacock or what?

She seems quite satisfied and content.

>break our burner phones
You've been watching too much Breaking Bad. Fake and gay.

Nice greentext, newfriend

>I was just forced to make my account private because the bots and Trump trolls are out in full force due to my representation re Kavanaugh. I will change this back as soon as I am able.

Try this one
>Go to Baltimore
>Hit up bars looking for a female bartender or waitress whose apparent age matches up
>Sluttier the better. You've got a job, and she's in or out.
>Offer her $10k (considered a giftable amount), $5k up front and 5 after, take it or leave it, and all she has to do is lie about having been in Georgetown for a party and her terrible origin story on a fake twitter on a burner phone for a few days.
>Once I see the story hit, I leave the rest of her money at a dead drop and all she has to do is throw away the phone and collect.
>If anyone contacts her for follow-up, all she has to do is say she was scared for her safety and to leave her alone or she'll sue them.

>Jew-mode: spin it as you're delaying the Kavanaugh hearing rather than discrediting all the other accusers.

If true, I work with a media organization that will publish. If you have proof, of course...

Fake and gay

kek pls be real

Nice work user!

IS he a confirmed juden?

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Caught ya media shill!! welcome to the show bitch!!

Post credentials and timestamp or fuck off

Big if true. If it's not a larp my hat is off to you.

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fuck man, with all these refugees Jow Forums will believe anything

Please tell me this is true

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Please tell me he sent you the documents.

This ant going to be one of those times like when that ausfag DSD posted 5 eyes stuff and got called a faggot is it?

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fug i want to believe

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I fucking wish. This would be the troll of all trolls if true. Maybe only out done by the piss story

How'd you get his number?

It’s on his website you doofus

LULZ true if big

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The user and his stripper girlfriend who saved humanity.

post proof, i know you recorded the calls

saw this thread yesterday as well LARP faggot