How to fuck with a PORN LAWYER

Gather in FAGS ... It's STORY TIME !!!

> Have stripper GF give him a call on her >Burner Phone

>She tells him that she is a 51 Year alumna >of the private Holton-Arms School. And that >Bret Kavanugh and his buddy Mark Judge >ran a train on her. Tells Him that she knows >all the "Secret" codes... Find Them, Feel >Them,French Them, Fuck Them, and Forget >Them" - "Devil's Triangle" is a Three way >fuck... with a cock in all of her orifices ... He >EATS IT THE FUCK UP !

>She has him call my Burner Cell phone - I'm >a Classmate of Judge Kavaugh to Confirm.
>In my Creepiest Deep Throat voice...I >Confirm it ALL

>Can Hear Avanatti wheels spinning..he's >thinking he's broken the story of the year.

>Calls GF 10 times. Wants her to tell her story >on "Anderson Cooper 360" She Cries that >she cannot be around Men.. He then BEGS >her to to do a one on one special with Poppy > Harlow. She would but her car just broke >down and the rent is door she cannot miss >work...Offers her 20K .. cries she cannot >She'll loser her job. 20K isn't enough. Ups it >to 75K and much more after the >"Gofundme" Scam. She'll be a national >HERO

>She agrees

>Claims the Money will be ready to be wired >in 2 hours... right after she signs CNN >Exclusive
>She agrees...

>The phone doesn't stop ringing...She tells me >she is bored and scared wants to stop. OK >we've had enough fun with this jack off

> We break our burner phones

>Avanatti disables his Twitter.

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Why not just sign contract and do interview? Free money while making porn lawyer look like idiot

right?

>gf

That dude's a fag if I ever saw one. Probably sucks cock under the stalls at Grand Central Station.

Can we make another pee story, that was hilarious.

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if troofth

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It's the pissing hookers all over again

you are hurting the white race by being a fggit

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

10/10 LARP, WOULD LARP AGAIN

Oh shit! did anybody archive those tweets?

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true if big

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That's all I have saved. I was laughing too hard to save more

A.k.a., i'm a self-important rich cunt who doesn't need to make money doing an actual job and would rather slander the innocent with my free time

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Bump

Creepy Porn Lawyer status: BTFO

>I was just forced to make my account private because the bots and Trump trolls are out in full force due to my representation re Kavanaugh. I will change this back as soon as I am able.

This is what he said

Then be smited for lying.

His twitter really is locked.... I was looking at it earlier today as he continued to share emails he'd been sending to the guy in charge of the confirmation process, bitching about the Judge guy not getting subpoenaed. One of his tweets said his client would come forward in the next 48 hrs.

Hope you weren't calling from home, OP, even a burner phone has geolocation data from pinging off cell towers.

Didn't brother him before with Stormy.

Because then it's no longer trolling and fraud and you lose all the money? Do you really not think at least two steps ahead?

Humongous if genuine.

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OP, I hope this is real

I really really really hope this is real

Oh baby.

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He’s doing damage control. CNN of all places is calling him out. Also his interpretations of the inside jokes were really sad.

That is why this larp is plausible.

Hello Michael! Welcome to Jow Forums!!!

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Wish you recorded the calls

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please be true please be true

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I fucking knew it.

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I hate that Fucking creepy porn laywer for Stormy, never have I wanted someone to be phsically hurt in my life but that piece of shit I want to see his head caved in. Never have seen such a openly piece of shit person that people follow. He is scum of earth and that says a lot when I come to this site daily.

Well played lads *tips fedora*

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Audio or it didn't happen.

If real; bravo lads

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Should've taken pics of burner phones. Then I can believe. Otherwise, it's one of those historybook worthy moments.

... Nigger your fb profile pic better not be chad wearing a virgin mask.

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I sent him my story too but he didn't bite :(

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This faggot got trolled hard
I bet he locked his twatter while awaiting new instructions from his kike overlords

is that michelle obamas benis? nigga has bigger meat than ron jeremy.

Great larp if not real

hopefully

Kekd

Nice fanfic, degenerate.

This Faggot laywer is praised as a hero to the left. Let that sink in, he is talking about a a presidential run and the liberals bring him on TV every second.
How far has the democrats fallen to actively worship and praise a CREEPY PORN LAYWER!?

I hope OP is real and that Faggot continues to embaress himself. I hate everything about that scumbag. I hate how smug and self righteous he views himself. He deserves the fucking rope.

I am praying that the Dems still ask Avenatti's questions to Kavanaugh on Thursday. That will be incredible. Especially if it turns out to be an elaborate troll from an Indonesian donkey hair weaving enthusiast site.

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That looks like a kz125.

He did this before. He does it when something messed up for him. Stay tuned.

Still waiting on that disc that he tweeted about; claiming to have a video of Trump and Stormy having sex.

>t. Boomer posting the first gif ever posted to the internets.

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Why is this so poorly formatted?

I can't read this autistic as fuck post.

he locked it because he is going to say he was hacked

regardless of whether OP is larping or not, avenatti is going to claim all that crazy shit on his account was "hackers" not him

1 POST BY THIS ID
DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO GREENTEXT
CAN REDDIT NIGGERS FUCK OFF???

I love you and your gf if true.

wow. when Australia says your post is shit...

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Also I was raped by Kavanaugh and have his son. Can provide DNA proof.

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I'm actually believing that this or something like this is happening. Some troll trying to get paid sounds about right. We all know he's got un cazzo on the Wizard.

Am I missing something? So far all that's happened is the twittwit has been locked, right?

Also please be real.

I personally look forward to Kavanaugh's defamation lawsuit against Avenatti

That's bullshit but I believe it

I hope some woman comes out accusing Avenatti of sexual misconduct. It would be poetic justice.

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You're my hero.

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Hashtag I believe him.

this is just like the pee pee dosier all over again!!!!

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Verified profiles are NOT supposed to be private.
#bastanigger

Real if big

bump this shit

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sup cpl

Oh um awkward. The third accuser is a troll hoax so if the first one is a hoax then only the second would hold any weight. I can’t say how I know this but yeah

top fucking kek

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Please be real

>> We break our burner phones
#basta

Big if true

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I don't believe it.

Those were a list of captions for pictures. Kavanaugh didn't even write them, the yearbook staff and photographer did.

He made it private to get more followers. Any retard can figure that out from knowing Avenattis MO. He rivals Drumpf in unashamed self-promotion.

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I was hoping they would kiss

still no proof of this. you need an archive link of someone saying it before it actually happens. i fucking hate larps but love them at the same time.

Learn to greentext, faggot.

Believe anons.

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I hope this is real.

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>still no proof of this.
So it has the exact amount of proof of every accusation hurled against Trump and conservatives for the past 4 years.

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Enough proof to get tens of thousands of hours of medica coverage, articles and a multi year multi million dollar investigation involving every branch of the government and all fifteen intelligence agencies.

i agree with you. that doesn't refute what i said though and is not an argument relevant to this.
there's still no proof of russian pee prostitutes, and there's still no proof it was a Jow Forums troll who started it. prove me wrong.

if you let it go that far they will crucify the liar and maybe even "have an accident" and use it as evidence that the GOP and right wingers are all cheating fake lairs.

its better to string them along and collect evidence of intent to obstruct justice

OP post proof plz

Is that Michael Obamas cock bulge!?

> my I.D. "lazy game" nice

This sounds move believable the more the story develops, like her refusing to fly and instead will drive out, and how no one seems to be able to interview her, etc.