RIP

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fucking lol

What a waste of everybody's time and resources, this motherfucker should be thrown in jail.

NO! KAVANAUGH AND HIS TWO GERMAN SHEPHERDS CAN'T JUST GET AWAY WITH IT! IS THERE NO JUSTICE IN AMERICA ANY MORE?!?!

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what a fucking LOSER

actually now i am fully convinced that this guy was at least controlled opposition and more likely a full-blown double agent
amazing

Post what his final tweet was

this fucker got trolled.

eat shit fucker

Did you really expect there to be a woman who was going to admit to letting Kavanaugh and his homies train her??

LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOOO

you fucking Dems....When will you ever learn???

Confirm kavanaugh today

game set match

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>inb4 Jow Forums claims to be the accuser all along

D I S B A R

TOP FUCKING KEK

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BUAHAHAHAHAHA

Kek I saw him on Cuomo’s show boasting about how he was gonna produce more witnesses and how his vetting methods are extremely thorough and accurate

It already happened

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now that's the news

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he has to be on trump's payroll

#BASTA

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what a surprise. BUT WHAT DOES THE FFFFF MEAN?

Fake news. Just exposing the Russian bots on Jow Forums again and they're all over. All of Kavanaugh's gang rape victims are willing to testify.

One can only hope

Even Cuomo was cringe face during that interview. It was hilarious to watch.

You mean to tell me Creepy Porn Lawyer is not only a creep, and a porn lawyer, but full of shit as well?

Imagine my shock.

Better luck with accuser 4, faggots.

I actually fully believe this, and I'm usually pretty pessimistic about the shit on here. It lines up perfectly.

MY EMPIRE OF DIRT

I want to believe

There was already a thread lol

Despite the shitty greentext, I support this naritive

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He's a merc. A private contractor traitor. Hang him.

lol

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I am Spartacus!

People think Trump is just what they see in the surface while in fact he is so deep you need a drill to dig down to what is REALLY going on.

Look at the Sessions thing...this is completely good cop bad cop. Sessions is doing so much shit behind closed doors, all of this Trump stuff is just running interference for him.

This.

Gambling markets havent moved an inch. I am for Kava but you guys are t_d right now

Fuck off kike shill

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Weird... that fame stuff must be addictive

WHAT A FUCKING TIMELINE!

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holy shit it's real. has anyone's bluff ever been called so hard?

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I saw on twitter yesterday some guy called Avanatti a liar and liberals were calling his job trying to get him fired for not believing survivors or whatever.

I wonder if they will apologize.

OH NO NO NO

Freedom family friends faith food and fun

So close, yet so much fail...

>

Don't worry, he's gonna get his ass sued inside-out.

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well
i dont know if i'd go that far on sessions
this post also reads exactly like the texts i get from my boomer friends and coworkers
i still love you, but this is straight-up boomerposting

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im dead

Sauce?

Creepy Porn Lawyer! So nice to see you :^)

So how do we get the news to report that Jow Forums started the accusation hoax...preferably within next 24 hours

Other news outlets are spinning this as him doing this because he’s about to drop a real bomb. Can someone give me a summary while I drop a bomb of my own on the toilet at work?

Old school Scag walk-behind, not bad my dude. They hold up for sure.

>yfw he's a triple agent and is really from old /b/ and just doing this for the lulz

bunda mmmm

All hail the President Avanatti!

Avanatti 2020!!!

He will not forever be known as CREEPY PORN LAWYER, please stop calling him that. k thx.

press S to shit on his head

This site brings hope to the world. Stay strong user

Michael has done too much solid work for the resistance to go out this quietly. I'm certain this is a lull to give you rapist apologists a false sense of security. Once you think Cavanough is ready to be confirmed, he's going to drop an unprecedented bombshell and have all you right wingers running for the hills. #Basta

That's President CPL.

S

Don't worry some brain dead lefty journalist will make a quick thread exaggerating the situation then screen shot it for easy clickbait to sell to tumblr retards.

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I need the link for this

Haha now they cant use this trick anymore.

Brianna Wu is even uncomfortable with CPL

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i think it's the first hydro they made. 48". insane workhorse. oil change every 100-ish hours, take it in before spring for preventive maintenance and you're good
only grief it gives me is that completely solid gas tank. would it have killed them to put a little transparent strip so you can see what you've got left???

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Hey, that's cultural appropriation.

literally the post above you

S

This has been a fun ride. I can't wait til the next nomination after RBG passes.

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Even a clock with a missing hand is right twice a day

How to the numbers know Jow Forums?

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bahaha shitty greentext attempt all but confirms legitimacy
this is why i come here
pic not related

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We now believe the term "Press S" stands for "to shit on her head." The FBI should look into this.

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omg, the left will be 100x worse when it's their hero RBG. My grandmother fell out of the bed Sunday morning and she's laid up in the hospital. She's 86. RBG you have to go sometime.

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AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAAHHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAHAAHAAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA
creepy porn lawyer is such a megafaggot

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This man has raped and enjoyed it. Release the hounds.

The second they hired a sex crimes prosecutor to oversee the hearing I knew ahe wouldn’t show. The prosecutor would see right through her bullshit.

Treat it like an old school Honda motorbike; unscrew the cap and peer inside... bonus points if it's dark and you use a lighter.

I want to believe

>brianna wu
>ever not being uncomfortable

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Say it with me
>JUSTICE KAVANAUGH

Nah, the dems just really are this bad.

Wtf, I'm with her now

I want to believe!

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It’s a shame that he feels that way. He seems devastated. It must be a kick in the balls for him. I’d bet he’d like to stick it to Avenatti, with his dick. Life sucks, but sometimes, as I imagine he has, you get your balls sucked.

Bwahahah, did Grasshley even ever respond to Avenatti?

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>31a
Marriage is a scam, sorry you fell for the meme friendo

How could anyone believe this

I hate everything about this scumbag piece of shit, I hope he is executed in public. No joke, the left WORSHIP THIS GUY. Go to any leftie forum and watch how they just shower him with praise, they don't even call him a porn laywer they call him a "celebrity lawyer" and love him. I hope this piece of shit gets exposed and sued or has his teeth knocked out. He is a disgusting piece of shit,

this seems too good to be true

haha
ive tried dipsticks and shit but you really don't want to be putting anything in there no matter how clean it looks
so i just keep her topped off. it's still an insanely-bad design decision. the machine itself is absolutely amazing and perfect but you have that one big oversight

speaking of boomerposting watch this come sideways because i didn't orientate this motherfucker

i never got the sense that he was a dem operative. he's just spiritually a jew lawyer trying to make money on bullshit. an ideological ambulance-chaser
remember when he posted a pic of a dvd like it was about stormy daniels fucking the president or something?
the guy is tabloid-tier. jew-tier. the fact he gets into the news is total proof that it's jews all the way down

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a Times reporter apparently spoke to a republican representative who said they all thought that Avenatti was literally insane, and if he has evidence show it. dem's are reported to be saying the same thing.

HAHAHAHA GETTING BTFO

What a fucking retard.

What really has Kikeal done, besides make a giant asshole of himself repeatedly?