Avenatti

Wasn’t me... probably one of the roasties

Will they ever learn?

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This story is obviously absurd but I believe it. The FBI must investigate.

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Memories

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most likely done by cripple chan or the hacker known as Jow Forums

le Jow Forums nazi strike again
but take the left's insane bullshit serious for real guyz

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The shitstorm created by this was also epic.

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Why are we getting blamed for this?

who is we?

*teehee*

Because it's most likely true. They're taking any story and running with it.

>Leader of a rape train

Sounds like Jow Forums to me

I hate these low quality images, I can't read shit.

You are not a apart of we. You are just you. We are we. You can fuck off.

How many times did Sam Hyde end up on the news?

I can read it all, odd.

YOU don’t understand. There is no we, you fucking cia nigger

not all basket weaving boards

You niggers are not we. You niggers are you. We get blamed and you act like an outsider.

Found the phone posting newfag

I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH THIS IF IT WEREN'T FOR THOSE MEDDLING KIDS!

Stopped counting after the seventh time, and that was in March 2016

Finna boutta get dabbed on

im so proud of you 4 chan

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So if some guy pulls a prank in his own time and posts his confession on /pol what does that have to do with us? I'm sick of twitter giving us credit for things we never did. We fall for the bait like trained monkeys.

The hacker known as Jow Forums strikes again! Will he ever be stopped? Only time will tell.

gloobidubihdubidu

Sorry guys, it was me.

I have an army of troll accounts in Twitter, and I made inroads with him, then exposed his lies until he deleted his account. Poor soul.

that only makes sense on grindr.

Remember when it was Jow Forums who suppsoedly made the dossier?

The largest radioshow in the state, which covers the northern 2/3 of Alabama, was talking about how Jow Forums made the dossier during the morning rush AND at rush hour.

I remember Matt on the morning show talking about how a bunch of "internet pranksters" managed to "prank" the entire US goverment into a year and a half long investigation. The intern had to explain on the air what Jow Forums actually was and it was obvious he was a fucking Jow Forumstard.

Ah good times

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The biggest irony here is, even if this isn't true, Jow Forums can muddy the waters so much that nobody - " not even Jow Forums itself - will have any idea what the truth is. We are basically destroying the fabric of reality itself through our shitposting. Check 'em.

Hahhahahhahahahahhhahaaa!

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God Bless St Thomas of semen and coal

wait... when did CPL first announce he had all this information and a source?

Please stop calling him a porn lawyer.
He never did any work in the industry before repping Stormy, and if he did he would be so jaded he wouldn't even care, plus he would have more respect for NDA's.

These unsung heroes do not deserve to have their name and image tarnished by such a piece of shit.

Don't let him scapegoat like this idiots.

I know you fucks would feel proud if this was true but it gives him a get out of jail free card.

I messaged him and called his mother a whore

Thank Allah you admitted to your evil actions. Merkel will be around soon to pick you up.

7 seconds. Good job.

It doesn't matter even if it was us, the source of his information doesn't matter, just what he chose to do with it. He's the one who made it public in an attempt to slander a sitting judge

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no one but Jow Forums was paying attention to avenetti anyway

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>" not even Jow Forums itself - will have any idea what the truth is. We are basically destroying the fabric of reality itself through our shitposting.

Promises Kept!!!

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This is the greatest hack of all time. WOW you guys need to start writing TV show.

Shit I barely skimmed that post, he wasn't joking?

4/pol/ is a board of peace. fuck off with your unamerican activities and your russian content.

Anyone else always amused when dumb bitches try to pull a tough guy act?

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>user Rapes Ford

wasnt their some story about russians buying Jow Forums?

I think CNN ran with it for the Texas church shooting, yep they did. Wasn`t them entirely but they broadcasted it

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It wasn’t us. We are a peaceful board dedicated to our craft of mandarin basket weaving.

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>russian content.
I stopped lurking Jow Forums because of the flood of Kremlin propaganda. Those slav-shits fuck up everything.

Given how people were jokingly throwing around the exact same stupid allegations on every single thread about this subject here, its not a far fetch that someone actually went to see if theres any retarded attourneys or lawyers who would fall for obvious jokes.

I want this to be true so badly, I never hated anyone as much as Avenatti. Maybe hillary, but something about him makes me hate him even more. Pure hatred while hillary was more pathetic then hatred but this guy...wew can't stand him

based

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Piece of shit might as well be a democrat. So you follow the globalist traitor Erick Erickson, huh? Fuck you and your family, boomer Bush voting traitor trash, I can't wait to ride you around on rails like the sons of liberty did loyalists in 1779.

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Who is this "Jow Forums" you speak of?

He's not porn lawyer, he is CREEPY porn lawyer.

Did they get the 75k?

One of these days Sam Hyde is going to go on a rampage and will walk away a free man because nobody will ever believe it.

Seems not looking at those digits burger

pic related

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>suppsoedly

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Come on guys, as nice as this would be. It simply cant be true.

who > mid green text?

Q predicted this

Get off your phone.

Tearing down the document that got them the vote and half of them unenslaved.

remember a full day of coverage of "the gorilla channel"?
or him supposedly calling some African countries "shitholes"?
"I'm a proud shitholer" with tears in his eyes, on international tv
the "Obama tape" the "nigger" tape, the October surprise, all counter-counter-counter espionage

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True if BIG

Harambe? No way this is the dossier.

hahah

Can't, I'm stuck at work.

If avenetti protected his tweets no matter what ends up to be true it’s a good thing. It makes him look guilty and weak.

Depends on the situation and the person, it can range from amusement to annoyance. Can also ruin someone for me. E.g. Christy Mack's whole gimmick was that she was a tough bad girl in porn, then I saw the aftermath of War Machine beating the ever-loving fuck out of her and her testifying in court crying like a scared little girl.

I'm not implying she deserved to get hit and abused like she did, but it's sorta how a lot of women lose respect for their man if he shows weakness or cries. Same sorta thing: you push a bad girl image and then I see you cry like a little girl ruins that for me. Haven't even gotten a twitch from her since.

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Well, shit, couldn't have happened to a nicer creepy porn lawyer

Oddest part of this whole thing was the formatting of the post by the larper. It was typed by someone who clearly never posts or lurks here (or it was typed in a note doc that didn’t copy/paste correctly).

Rather than
>x
>y
>z

It was
>x >y >z
>x
>y>z>x

>y>z >x

That's actually photoshopped: the one of them ripping in half the Constitution. The original was something else, I think it was something representing the NRA?

If this is true he is a legendary user. This is our wincon to combat the #metoo movement.

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>we need to delay even more this has messed everything up plz no vote 4 kavanaugh
you're so fucking stupid it hurts. this does nothing but put doubt around all the allegations

My guess is that creepy porn lawyer WAS trolled, and whoever did it (probably establishment people) is pinning it on Jow Forums to pass credit off to a believable group. This results in very few people questioning who the real culprits really are.

BASED holy fuck I'm crying

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who cares. the part that matters is that Avenatti made a fool of himself and the entire rape allegation bullshit

>(((kremlin))) propaganda

This. Strange people are getting the idea that Jow Forums can be used as a decoy due to its anonymity. It very well can but these same people aren't learning the basics leading to tell tale signs they are not from around here

My theory is that this is one of the Qlarp negroes who are basically new entrants but haven't used these places enough to know that formatting goes all wrong sometimes if you copypaste

Here is the Jow Forums girl that called Avenatti!

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I totally agree, but it also damages the whole 'new accusers coming forward' narrative. A great way to shut the fuckers up.

>hacks
Wasn't that moron's password "password"?
And when he got a new account, he got hacked again because his password was "p@ssword"?