PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LAUGHS IN AMERICAN EDITION /ptg/

>1pbtid

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>mfw I sit next to a drumpf supporter

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“Bend the Knee”

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>we don’t want a trial
>please name the outside counsel so we can harass them
>please send their resume

Fuck these people. Just confirm him.

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>journokikes are lurking
And me without all my Guitar Joe with Hidden loris. :(

MAGA

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FBI IS IN THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW

SHOW ME YOUR FBI POKER FACE

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GO TO BED

Remember Rules 1 & 2
There will be many journalists present in many threads asking newbie questions
Tell them to fuck off and lurk moar and hit them with massive redpill dumps
Redpill dump the entire catalog traffic is about to quadruple

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Hi John!
>Thanked

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o-open bobs and vagene

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we are more powerful than CNN

say hello to the media, lads!

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fuck journalists

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Hello I am a reporter from CNN.

Would you be kind to explain the history behind this "prank" on Avanetti and how it relates to Jow Forums in your own words.

We are going to give you this chance to defend yourselves in your own words so please be thorough in your replies.

Only serious replies please!

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Hey you media SJW's here! GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU LYING SACKS OF SHIT!

KIKES WILL KNOW THE CONSEQUENSES OF THEIR ACTIONS! CANADA TOO! DAY OF THE RAKE DRAWS NEAR!

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政府はカエルをゲイに変える

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>the FBI is here
No wonder they can't investigate Ford's accusations, fuckin queers playing on the internet all day. GET TO WORK, FAGGOTS!!

>There will be many journalists present in many threads asking newbie questions
>Tell them to fuck off and lurk moar and hit them with massive redpill dumps
is it time to redpill them about the Jews?

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Milkies for MAGA

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I am going to make some banana bread to have for the comfy festivities of Avenatti and other lefty bitches being btfo tonight. Do any of you anons want a slice? Need to know how much to make.

take my hats

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To be fair to the media though, they refused to run the story where I had exonerated Mark Judge considering he’s gay.
>why do you think he’s alcoholic?
He hates himself.

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I'll answer, but only after you tell me which one you'd fuck first, Bowser or Bowser Jr.?

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3% state checking in.

NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>Jow Forums is the most powerful board
>our shinanegans get the chon on the news constantly
>jurnos hinge on the words of Jow Forums
>stare too long into the abyss and the the abyss stares back

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First you must declare your faith and allegiance to Jesus Christ, son of the Triune God. Jow Forums is a Christian board.

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In order to explain that, we'll have to take a trip back in time to 1939. Let me tell you about the Jews....

Maybe we'll even educate some folks.

welcome the FBI with awoos!

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dont forget the walnuts

Hey, so why did Don lemon think a black hole could swallow an airplane?

BREAKING: US national security adviser John Bolton to warn of 'hell to pay' and 'serious consequences' in tough Iran speech.

SHOULD BE REVERSED IMAGED

YOU ARE VERY FAKE NEWS

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hi FBI

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Michael Avenatti fucks dead toddlers while he eats their flesh.

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So did CPL really get pranked or not

rare.

SDanon pls

BEN SHAPIRO GRABBED MY PENIS IN A MEN'S ROOM 6 YEARS AGO IN FORT MYERS FLORIDA

I just realize trump really did make anime real.

Trump is himself anime. He is a real life 3d smug anime girl. Smug anime girl in reality looks like trump.
He is a living avatarfag, he is his own avatar, he shows up and liberals become angry not at anything he does or says, simply that he exists and a certain group of people enter uncontrollable seething.

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Her brother wearing a yarmulke on his show the other day was vintage lil Benji.

cumo and brook touched my penor at a party 20 20 years ago. i wrote it in my diary and calendar.

EXPOSE JOE! HE IS A MURDERER DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY WITH IT

>Ford is ever going to show up
I seriously hope you guys don't actually believe this

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His anus was projecting

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No, Jow Forums and idiots who believe in Jow Forums pranks did.

>Only serious replies please!
SUCK MY DICK
MAGA

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Oh also. Cnn reported the Boston bomber as a dark skinned male.
Why do you all think you’re not racist?

NIGGER WITH A DONKEY

Bullshit, how'd he get up so high?

When does he not wear a yarmulke?

Michael Avenatti raped me in a Wendy's bathroom in 2003.

#BelieveSurvivors

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now this is epic

SHOO SHOO JOURNO JEWS

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>GOP hires female attorney
What would your reaction be if it turns out to just be Grassley wearing a wig?

>We are going to give you this chance to defend yourselves

Go fuck yourself.

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>stare too long into the abyss and the abyss reaches up and puts wolf ears and a MAGA hat on you

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Comes into Jow Forums and asks user why user does shit...
LOL

>Hello I am a reporter from CNN.
Which one, creampuff?

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Only one way to find out

>Sri Lankan miniature canoe carving forum
>influencing media and creepy porn lawyers
Sir, I demand you retract that allegation posthaste!

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remember the whole rosenstein thing yesterday?
media getting bamboozled again and again and again and again and again.....

IMAGINE MY SHOCK

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I am going to sell the story of Don and Anderson having sex with my 7 year old neighbor boy to Fox News.

FUCK YOU CNN
FAKE NEWS ASSHOLES

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Kill yourself nigger.

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Haven't been on Jow Forums for today. Did anything happen? Are we getting lots of visitors or something?

This guy got so btfo by Trump he literally moved entire continent away from US.

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FUCK CNN AND FUCK GARBAGE JOURNOS!

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>I've told gunmommy ITT that ive wanked to her
infinitely more turned on

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And before that it was the Rothschilds asking the British royal family for Israel to be created in Palestine.
>the last 100 years of global strife can be tied to that decision.

HIGH ENERGY

ford doesnt even exist prove me wrong

DAILY REMINDER TO BLAME REDDIT IF THE NEWS MEDIA ASKS

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