You faggots ruined my life

Atleast once every other day a person complains about my shit eating grin while I debate with them. You turned me into this Jow Forums, I just cannot help but notice all the patterns a leftist uses to structure his argument and then, based on what I'm 99% sure he'll say, have the perfect response on the get go.

Pls bluepill me again, I want to be able to laugh with my friends at stupid Drumpf and the misogonystic, xenophobic, racist AfD. Oh and lose that shiteating grin I subconsciously developed.

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You life was ruined the moment you were born in germany

>want to be able to laugh with my friends
then get better friends.

Have you tried not being an autist?

Not really. He could have been a Jew or Muslim born in Germany: then he wouldn't be the subject of state-sponsered plunder.

this

Get better friends.
School shooting liberal enablers need to die too.

you dont need to qoute all posts with which you agree and say "this" to confirm you agreeness. Just saying.

You're right, he could have born in canada.

not this

You would cut off your left hand to be born in Germany, so don't shit talk

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get circumcised, it removes all critical thinking and any intelligence from jews, muslims, etc.
maybe it could work for you too

I hate niggers and jews too, freund.
Try not associating with effete leftists for starters and get some redpilled friends.
>b-but m-muh krauts
I spoke about how Hitler is great and how immigrants are subhumans all summer aming Germans in my workplace.
They all eventually agreed after a few beers.

tl;dr: grow a pair and get better friends.

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You've always been redpilled, from birth. You are either born on one or the other side of the lake and you can't change it, pol has just informed you with true knowledge

If I was born in germany my left hand would be cut of for masturbating as according to sharia law
ALLAH BLESS THE MERKEL CALIPHATE

Here this happens all the time: Americans that call themselves german americans, despite not being able to speak german.

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nothing wrong with that. it's the same as people call themselves native american, african american, spanish american or whatever else to indicate their ethnic origin.

I'm Roman then

Tbqh I was circumsised during a very young age, doctors toldmy dad tha it was very necessary. I then noticed that I was less horny around girls and didn't imagine/ feel like fucking them whenever I saw some and only recently made the connection that my circumcision had to do with it

>Is this what he really believes or an inferiority complex showing

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there is a connection between circumcision and all sorts of mental illnesses, related to the deep trauma the little kid suffers from his parents at a very young age, the people he trust the most in life

that's why most jews have low intelligence and are sociopaths without individuality
i don't think it can be cured

late in life circumcision doesn't have this effect

It's just the honest truth. You wouldn't prefer to be in a muslim country over a western one, just because the west has currently problems, right?

Hans, we both know that's not true

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imagine having this much of an identity crisis that you need to LARP this hard... and he didnt even bother learning the language... ohh mutts... never change!

>germany
>Not musilm

grow stronger

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I honestl started having a good laugh once I saw that. Thx Swedebro, keep your women in power in check

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>want to be able to laugh with my friends
You do that every day when you come here to pol BroAnon .

>an other user that wants to take the blue pill back

The ride never ends, Hans.
The redpill is your burden now, from now until the end of this shit.
No way out, until victory.

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>he's not a psychopath in total control of his facial expressions 100% at all times

dumb kraut, enjoy your hate crime charges

I honestly enjoy the red pill very much, I just hate the being isolated part. I feel like I prety much have to become an alpha now to overcome this problem

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I can, it's just so much fun to be able to anticipate exactly what they're going to say and to know that you will dismantle their bullshit the next chance you get to talk. SOmetimes it's just all so tiresome, because they don't seem to learn or pretend like the conversation we literally had a day ago never happened

fpbp

there are many redpilled germans out there, you aint alone bruder.

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>This socialist faggot who keeps trying to debate me
>Destroy his arguments every time
>He keeps coming for more with the same arguments I just killed
I don't fucking get it lads
Does he think he will convince me to be on his side?

>friends
Not redpilled on (((friends))) I see

I noticed whever I don't bring the AfD up my ideas/ common sense ideas/ pol talking points get swallowed up and accepted way easier, but once I say that there is a solution for a problem I hear them cnstantly complain about in my presence (e.g. more rubbish on the streets, more crime etc) and associate that with the AfD their body and mind completely shut down.

Must be what people in Murica have to deal with leftist/ centrists when bringing up Trump

No user, friends are important. However I'll admit that it is better to have people who follow you instead of trying to follow them and do what is considered to be hip and socially acceptable. It's more fun too

The friendly Jew and his promises of fun are a distraction. They don't really care and it is better to have a wife and children

>Does he think
No, he's a socialist

>Pls bluepill me again

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But Germany is a muslim country, user. We are at 1% muslim.

I noticed that people are too proud to give up their convictions most of the time. Just go with the flow and compliment good parts of the ideas he have and transform them into functionable ideas that have nothing to do with socialism. Then at the end give the credit to him and make it seem like he came up with the ideas. He won't be a socialist after that

>G*rman
>having friends
top kek, OP

That wasn't my point, and no Germany is not, despite the memes floating around. My point is that despite Americas problems and buttfuck crazy things leftist do, you'd still much rather live there (or Germany in my case) than in let's say Pakistan

I saw Ben Shapiro at a grocery store in New York yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “Huh? Huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by proclaiming "This is Epic" really loudly.

>be brasilian with a good hearth and a properly functioning brain
>get stabbed

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>be kraut with a good "hearth" and a properly functioning brain
>ever existing

Only one way out now.

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>be kraut with a good "hearth" and a properly functioning brain
>ever existing

Open up your history book, pal. Plently of people you have missed

If you’re in Berlin, I’ll buy you a beer user.

I am. Where is my beer?

Post hand and timestamp first,so we know you are not some nigger out to harm.

It's ok user. Just go relax under a tree

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Oh shit I almost forgot that /leftypol/ likes to occasionally visit

damnit, kraut, don't be stereotypical
just keep up the banter

Kek for a second I saw in this image something I probably shouldn't have seen

nice one hassan

You can never be to careful Hans;)

I'd rather slam my dick in a door jamb.

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I just got back on here after a year away. Yes you can leave Jow Forums and resume your life. Only prob was, it was really boring. I don't know if "you're here forever" is valid, but I took a big chunk of Jow Forums with me when I went back out there.

Life's more interesting with Jow Forums

Politics is not the whole country, so reconsider your statement

fpbp

You nigs are paranoid I swear

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Why the memeflag? Are you on vacation or was your statement just condolences for the dire situation in Berlin?

I changed it for 1 post and forgot to turn it back.
I just want some friends I can shitpost IRL with.

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>enjoy your hate crime charges
mega checked

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Yea okay kraut. Keep telling yourself that, i get it, we all need to sleep at night somehow.

Stop caring about normies, join the resistance, the Thule society, fly to Argentina to meet with ex-Nazis and their children, go to the Hollow Earth entrance in the Antarctica and try not to get assassinated by the CIA and MI6 while doing so, visit Neuschwabenland which is now Norwegian territory(fellow Germanics.)

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I'm trying to get bluepilled again

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Tryhard lmao. Got any proofs?

We could maybe meet up at Alexanderplatz or something. However meeting up with strangers seems weird. Maybe we can organise a Jow Forums meet up for germans

If that didn't trigger an instinctive interest in you from the start then maybe you are not truly Germanic. Begone, filthy mutt abomination.

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>Pakistan
Why not North Korea of Somalia? Those are decent places to compare the shithole modern Germany has become to.

However shithole it might be, it will never be as unfulfilling as your atheist cuntry.

I have been thinking about a Berlin meetup for a while now, but no one actually wants to go through, fuck I was even thinking of purchasing a club so we can all gather there (kind of turkish I know) but hey that's what the beer halls were back then weren't they?
I think I will, but I can't get around to do it for some reason.

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No, you're indian. :)

>Latvia
>Estonia
>Denmark
>Iceland
Highest marks for spirituality (not dogmatic deism)
New age spiritualism is white

I thought you killed them all? I guess you missed some.

Maybe in Switzerland.

>Muh spirit
Heresy

Even Buddha (Shakyamuni) and others believed in god

The problem I have with that description, is, that people make up their own moral codex they have to follow, instead of following (strictly) the word of buddha, or Jesus.

If you don't take your morals from god, you take them from the (morally corrupt) society

Who are some high quality German qts these days?

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user, I am the morally corrupt society and I'm after you too.

I'll masturbate now, wish me luck

>praise team peanutbutter

>Remember, you´ll be here forever

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>tfw when Texan and pretty much fluent in German

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Agreed

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fucks sake this is true but it's hard to accept

this

this

ROLLAN

nope

Actually it doesn't matter how many stupid debates you felt you won, eventually the tricks will run out.

Sneaky wanker got btfo by R A R E flag