/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - REPEAL THE 22ND EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
promiseskept.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump @UNGA on World Drug Problem 9/24/18
youtu.be/Z0T3kXCXm1E
>Pres Trump meets Islamic Republic of France Pres Macron 9/24/18
youtu.be/wUNqDqoC4rg
>Pres Trump meets Egyptian Pres el-Sisi 9/24/18
c-span.org/video/?451951-1/
>Pres Trump signs SoKo Trade Agreement 9/24/18
c-span.org/video/?451950-1/
>Pres Trump meets SoKo Pres Moon 9/24/18
youtu.be/HrAinPkO4fQ
>Pres Trump makes statement on Judge Kavanaugh/NoKo 9/24/18
youtu.be/2pRj6CsXofQ
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis on NoKo Denuk/welcomes Malaysian DM Sabu 9/24/18
c-span.org/video/?451969-1/
youtu.be/ayaHq1lga5o
>AG Sessions @Natl Public Safety Symposium 9/24/18
youtu.be/25NRg70uGXw
>SoS Pompeo/UNAmb Haley/NSA Bolton Press Brief @UN 9/24/18
c-span.org/video/?451959-1/
>DepSoS Sullivan @UN on Slavery 9/24/18
youtu.be/JzrfBcfexmI
>NSA Bolton on F&F 9/24/18
youtu.be/7eUn_fPCGIY
>WHTradeDir Navarro on FBN 9/24/18
youtu.be/UituYt7TFXA
>WHTradeDir Navarro on CNBC 9/24/18
youtu.be/GHGPekMwBwY
youtu.be/Rqgd-qg7xmA
>NASAAdm Bridenstine on Space Commerce 9/24/18
c-span.org/video/?451857-1/
>RNCChair McDaniel on FBN 9/24/18
youtu.be/8KdnbE2AfEY
>Judge Kavanaugh on FoxNews 9/24/18
youtu.be/gxEGNt5EwGo
>CIADir Haspel @Univ of Louisville 9/24/18
c-span.org/video/?451863-1/

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MAGA

Does Avenatti know about the platelets?

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***ATTENTION ALL MEDIA PERSONALITIES AND SO-CALLED "JOURNALISTS" IN THIS THREAD***
Skinhead Militia Leader Sam "Reporter Aborter" Hyde has active intel files open on each and every one of you. Be forewarned that Jow Forums's ad network in concert with Russian social media entrepreneur Pavel Durov and racist AI technologist Andrew Auernheimer have now infected you with malware which logs your browsing history and any text or voice input made onto your device. It would behoove you to be on your best behavior not only today but indefinitely lest your treachery be further documented for the dossiers that will be cracked open during the forthcoming period of retribution.

Proceed with caution, but also enjoy your stay!

Respectfully,
Jow Forums - Politically Incorrect

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Dana loech farting

FIRST TO AWOO!

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MAGA

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The energy is back lads

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>Mason County Woman Pleads Guilty to Theft of Veterans Benefits

www.justice.gov/usao-sdwv/pr/mason-county-woman-pleads-guilty-theft-veterans-benefits

>Brandi Moore entered a guilty plea to theft of federal benefits, announced United States Attorney Mike Stuart. Moore, 38, of Gallipolis Ferry, Mason County, West Virginia faces up to 10 years of incarceration, a 250,000 dollar fine, three years of supervised release and a 100 dollar special assessment when she is scheduled to be sentenced on January 22, 2019. She will also be required to pay restitution back to the United States Treasury. United States Attorney Mike Stuart praised the work of the United States Department of Veterans Affairs, Office of Inspector General and the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

“Despicable. Stealing veterans benefits,” United States Attorney Mike Stuart. “Our veterans have served our country honorably, made tremendous sacrifices and deserve every possible benefit. Those who steal veterans benefits must be prosecuted.”

>Moore had a family member who was a United States Military Veteran. This veteran died on November 9, 2011. Moore did not report his death, and the veterans benefits continued to accrue in the designated bank account. Moore knew she was not entitled to receive or otherwise spend this family member’s money. From November 2011 through April 2013, Moore accessed the veteran’s bank account and began withdrawing money on 191 separate occasions. Primarily, Moore used an ATM card to make withdrawals, though she also admitted forging a name on at least one check constituting an endorsement.

>The total amount of loss to the United States Treasury was 34,393 dollars. On April 4, 2017, Moore gave a detailed statement to federal investigators admitting that she withdrew the veterans benefits using an ATM card and was not otherwise entitled to the money. She also admitted to the agents that she forged an endorsement on a check associated with the VA account.

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POST REDPILLS.
REDPILL THE NPCS.
I WILL START:

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I’m stuck at work. How badly did Creepy porn lawyer screw up?

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> OH NO NO NO NO NO
> IT'S SPREADING!

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I love how everyone things Jow Forums is this thing it isn't. We're just a bunch of autists

HE

Threads are going so fast today no one will notice how bad I got pranked.

WEE WOO WEE WOO
CAPTCHA FAILING NEED A NEW BAKER

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How long until huffpo deletes this

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I want to he*dp*t the platelets.

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What's Gigamitch been doing?

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Well, /ptg/? Did you wait until marriage?

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CAN`T

TURN ON CNN THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT US
>TURN ON CNN THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT US
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looking forward to the sampling of salts that will be soon flowing

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/ptg/ Real Fox Hours until /ptg/ After Dark is gonna be extra comfy tonight thanks to our shitposting enthusiasts.
Thank you, frens.

platelets.fun/

Throw the book at this cunt to send a message to the next faggot.

>checkmark'd media
jesus

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Don't listen to this user, he's telling lies. There is an encrypted multi-layer 512-bit key stored on your devices. Post your nudes here and I will reply with the decryption algorithm, free of charge.

is this how pys-ops are made? just post enough lies all the time and people will spread it like fire?

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I don’t know what the fuck is going on anymore /ptg/. I was getting all depressed but now I know that Kav will join SCOTUS and we trolled creepy porn lawyer

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Fuck you CPL

>I'm so proud
thanks, bro

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He tried to become a god and instead he got dragonbroke out of reality.

WHY ARE THREADS SO HIGH ENERGY TODAY??????????

love Pence memes

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> NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
> THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENNING!

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WELCOME THE FLOOD OF NEWFAGS TO Jow Forums

MAKE REDPILLED THREADS
POST REDPILLS IN THIS THREAD

GO GO GO GO!

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Deeep man.

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not a fucking chance

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Reminder you only need executive to run the government.

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unironically what happened

>just post enough lies all the time and people will spread it like fire?
Been working for the MSM for how long now, you child-raping gypo who will never see American shores?

>is this how pys-ops are made? just post enough lies all the time and people will spread it like fire?
Nah, that's how counter psyops are made. Say something people are willing to believe and it spreads like wildfire

Is there any actions taken to disbar and arrest the CPL faggot?

uhmmm no sorey sweaty your a kremlin bot now

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Repeat the lie repeat the lie repeat the lie

Questions i EXPECT A REPLY WITH AN ANSWER to:

1) what the FUCK does avenatti mean by #BASTA

2) are the rumors of him going on private due to being mislead by the internet (namely Jow Forums) any true?

3) have you ever sharted?

4) will the vote happen friday?

Thanks and i will wait for good answers from my fellow trump loving republicans.

Nobody knows for sure. But he said his star witness "might not come forward" and then he locked his twitter. So,

>Could be he's burned
>Could be he's checking up

If the only link was a pair of burner phones, then only the cell carrier can say if the calls ever happened, and they have to be subpoenaed, which Avenatti can't do because there was no crime committed.

The super gazonga-balls post would be a lowly phone company technician posting the call records with Avenatti's verifiable phone number on them.

does anybody here have a twatter account that followed Avenatti? Has he been posting about anything since he locked it up?

/b/asta

WELCOME, MOTHERFUCKERS

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also parts of checkmarked truecon™ twitter are on it

It was the speech. Trump was disgustingly based, no quarter given. All "HE'S JUST A GLOBALIST KIKE PUPPET" shills forever, irrevocably BTFO.

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Anyone else here not really like the media?

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This

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Tbqhwyfpfp I think this story is plausible only because it's Avenatti.

Dems overplayed and Mitch finally started snorting again
> They don't know how to win.
> I WILL TEACH THEM!
Can you imagine Jeb trying to handle a sex assault allegation

>Argentina

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>my fellow trump loving republicans
Sure thing, nigger

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>checkmarked truecon™ twitter
well scotus judges are all they really want in life

can't w8.

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1) means "I love the feel of toddler vaginas after I kill them."
2) Yes
3) It's all I do
4) Yes.

BUMP

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it's the italian version of "nuff said"

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1. "Enough" in pastanigger

2. 3. I once sharted and vomited at the same moment. It was awful.

4. God willing.

So what you’re saying, Satan, is we /BetterCallSaul/ now?

> basta = enough in spanish and portugeuse

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Now if only we could find you a qt girl at church

>Mayer/Farrow piece backfired and got McTurtle the votes needed
>user pranked CPL
I'm so happy but also
>CPL prank will kill his career and no 2020 run in the Dem primaries

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I know, I know.

NO FUCKING WAY !

Still need a list of redpilled anime, boyos

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i think he'd throw his entire family of turtles into the river

>tfw even if it's a lie it still screws him because everyone is going to be asking where the third witness is

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ISN'T THAT JUST QUACKING CRAZY?!

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Jeb would pay to have it buried behind the scenes or would strike some deal with pedophiles in the FBI to cover it up

youtube.com/watch?v=dgAifYag2_M
POST YOUR SONGS WHEN WE STILL GOT IT

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We should try this reality-by-chanting thing more often. I can see why the left loves it so much

>Dems overplayed and Mitch finally started snorting again
wait did cpl double troll us to get us to overplay

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>Tbqhwyfpfp I think this story is plausible only because it's Avenatti.
Either way, it's spreading.

> NO NO NO NO NO NO

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>uhhh... please confirm
That timeline already ended in a nuclear holocaust.

ALERT

Some easily jarred user made a second thread after everybody left for here. Recycle in a few minutes:

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at the very least it's enough that if the 2nd accuser doesn't materialize, kav has a completely legit defamation case against CPL

>Guinea slang from enough
>Maybe
>Yes
>Maybe

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it has to come about naturally

> Recycle
nigger if you stop bumping it it drops off

Jow Forums bandwidth isnt expensive fucking turbo kike

Probably the most entertaining kike I've ever seen.

I've been out of the loop, is there a screenshotted post floating around?

the thread is moving so fast no one will know i ate chicken fries for lunch

>Now if only we could find you a qt girl at church
yeah...

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Avenatti’s dad is like 1/4 italian. He is mutt through and through.

>DO NOT MESS WITH Jow Forums

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>"well executed prank"
>literally called up a public figure and fed them shit they gobbled up without doing any homework

if true his 15 mins are over, yes?

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