Please say the Avenatti rumors are true...Jow Forums

I'm begging Kek that one of you actually did it. Step forward and claim victory if you did it. I demand we hear from you.

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I did it.

The guy could come forward right now and no one would believe him

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He already did

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Doesn't matter if it was true or not as long as enough people say it is true.

>2 days after avenatti spilled his spaghetti
surely it's true

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If he never produces a client you can tell yourself whatever you want.
Be sure to remind him as often as you like.

true, the 222 digits confirm that FPBP user is in fact "the guy".

Digits and FP require I must believe you.

But I don't....but I kind of do.

Jow Forums today doesnt really engage in pranks anymore. Rogue discord servers and IRC channels do and Jow Forums retards just take credit for it.

Jow Forums is now Ebaumsworld.

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meh
>we was prankz

We literally was

Can't any of you faggots open the catalog and read the original bread instead of gaying up everything

>dude with a stripper gf
We even have the best degenerates. How will the Left ever recover?

Go away Scott Adams

When I had to look up "devils triangle" to figure out what it was, I knew it was one of us. We always just called it "vapor locking"....I guess each town gang-rape-trains have their own vernacular.

I
AM
SO
HARD
please be true

The best part of all this: CPL himself is lurking right fucking now.

>Rogue discord servers
heheheeeeeeeee aaaaaaaaaaffuuuuck lol

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>CPL
WTF is cpl in this sense? Obviously not pic related.

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You couldn't be any closer to the truth. Jow Forums is dead. Just an edgier version of FunnyJunk

You'll never catch me, CPL, mwhahahahahah
t. Jow Forums

creepy porn lawyer user

Jow Forums will become the new Q for boomers. Not sure I want this.

Its not the validity of the claim asserted that matters but the seriousnous of the claim.

Its not out job to prove he got duped.

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Confirmed Jow Forums trolled this cuck
"rape train" is a dead give away.

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>Jow Forums will become the new Q for boomers. Not sure I want this.

What??? Boomers flock to Jow Forums....we give them the most intense red-pills.....game over

nigga what the fuck that even mean?

I haven't seen an archive on this one yet not sure if it's real
>archive.is/bcalD
here's archive for FFFFFF

Yeah, was thinking the same
but the FFFFFF is too obvious for it not to be
someone from Jow Forums. It was planted there with
some shitty photo shop. Guarantee if you
investigated the image of the "FFFFFF"
year book comment, you will see that it is doctored

I am Spartacus

good point user.
the chaos always wins

...

Oh Wayne
-RIN

It is Jow Forums spacing

It's gotten so outlandishly stupid that it's impossible to believe now.

>russian spacing
ftfy

I am also Spartacus, the user that did the thing

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Avenatti is a big roofie user. He has a few clubs he frequents but never carries the stuff himself. He has the bartenders sour the drinks for him when he waves his hand left to right. Its the signal for the bartender to drug the drink for him. He never pays them at the club, its always some Starbucks meeting during lunch that he pays the guy off. People actually ran him off from a drugged date at Skybar in 2017. The people outside saw how fucked up she was and he was dragging the girl to his car until people intervened. He put his hands in his pockets, whistled while slowly walking away hoping people didn't notice him. Then the valet yelled out his name and told him his car is here. He pretended it was not his car and tried to make the valet get his "real" car. The valet kept telling him that Avenatti's car was right there and Avenatti gave a nervous laugh and told the valet he must have been too drunk to notice. The bouncer then told him he shouldn't drive if he is that drunk, but Avenatti just pretended he didn't hear him. Before he got in his car, he shuffled over to the valet and told him he forgot to tip the guy, put a finger up to his lips and went "shhhh!" and winked at the valet. As Avenatti hopped in his car, the valet opened his hand and it was a Milky Way wrapper.

>Jow Forums spacing
no - it's not

German Shepherd here... I admit it was us on behalf of Lord Pootinz.
Also, get fucked CNN. We mainstream nau

>archive.is/bcalD
I can confirm I checked his twitter yesterday, before he locked it and he actually said that

I wouldn't be so sure. That silhouette's head is suspiciously Avenatti shaped.

Is that real?

Not gonna lie, /pol.

RING.

OF.

TRUTH.

We all did it....as a nation! KEK Nation!!

REEEEEEE

Creepy porn lawyer is creepy.
Why no "Fight them"

UHHHHHHH....SCREENCAP THIS??

May I ask how you know this stuff user??

If true. Will fap.

>milky way wrapper
FFFFFFor fucks sake user...

Hillary Clinton fingered my dickhole
Write that down

I believe everything right now.

It's all true.

ayyyy the simulation is reaching singularity

She's a good sport. I can see why he loves her for her personality.

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There are credible accusations that he was duped.
#Believe4chan
And even if Jow Forums didn't contact him directly, just the act of knowing about Jow Forums means you can be duped.

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>Hello fellow 4channers.jpg
Nufag you G L O W

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real Jow Forumssters don't care about this faggotry. It's obviously an attempt to troll us. Anyone that contriboots to this faggotry is nothing more than a newfag.

t. Jow Forums

Apparently there are some people behind-the-scenes on the Left who are pissed at Creepy Porn Lawyer. If that's true, it's probably because he wasn't invited to this party so he invited himself while bringing outrageous claims with him.

Jow Forums doing peak Jow Forums things isn't really Jow Forums

How fucking new are YOU?

I'm Spartacus

Wait wait !! Is he just pressing F to pay respect to the Devils Triangle? Did the illuminati die today? Did we topple their empire and break loose their stronghold over mankind. MFW future prooves past and Q posts this as proof CPL worked for Trump all along! (i did hear he was a FISA specialist too) Cap it just in case! This is a wild ride! Attttaaaaabbbboooiii Trump!!

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Let's analyze the puzzle together, shall we? We have

>faggots that don't know how to greentext
>sensationalism
>did I mention that they don't know how to greentext?
>faggot details of peoples lives that sound like a fucking soap opera
>they can't fucking greentext
>who cares

So you see, it is you fucking retard outsiders that are the faggots, yet again. You can't trick us that easily.

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Is this Q's alt?

I said it first!!! Maaaaammmmmaaaa!

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Let the nufags have their fun. It's only CPL, the Democratic front-tunner for the 2020 nomination.

>doesn't know how to greentext
this was the dead-giveaway

I'm very curious to see how this all plays out though. Newfags & right-leaning twitterfags who are eager to believe will run with this so it's not going to lose momentum anytime soon.

A proof-less, post-event, poorly written single anonymous post is now affecting the real world, amazing.

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Well, controlling Jow Forums is like herding cats. I'm just worried that the newfags are actually concerned with tabloid-tier bullshit such as this. Then again they are newfags for a reason, and they need to go back to plebbit.

What rumors? Someone bring me up to speed please.

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ISIS claimed responsibility for this and Iran funded it while Russia provided the technical support.

I do as well, but you know as well as I do they're here forever.

>A proof-less, post-event, poorly written single anonymous post is now affecting the real world, amazing.

Only because a group of anons took to socmedia with this bullshit. It makes me sick.

The world is filled with memetic exploits user.

>it makes me sick
kek, why? It's fucking hilarious.

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sizable if fact-based

and fags like you are getting TUK by the enemy.

TEE YOU KAY THAT SPELLS TUK

IT MEANS ALL YOUR SHIT IS BEING TAKEN

Please be a real tweet.
Its absolute confirmation of Jow Forums if its real.

I've been thinking about it, and I wouldn't feel right if I took credit, because my wife's son was the mastermind. I just helped. Now don't talk to us ever again.

>A proof-less, post-event, poorly written single anonymous post is now affecting the real world, amazing.
Yeah, but that's the entire kavanaugh hearing summed up, as well.

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Doesn't look faked.

Pretty sure the pizza tweet is fake but are these real?

Very true. This is why i'm so interested to see where this goes. The main arguments (no proof, cute timing, etc) against the anonymous post could immediately be flung back at the Kavanaugh accusers.

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Are you THE Jow Forums?

Yeah the pizza one is doctored, but the FFFFF one is real.
archive.is/bcalD
Still looking for an archive for the rape train one but I swear I remember seeing it on Twitter before he locked shit down.

CIA-niggers did it but didn't know it'll backfire so blame it on Jow Forums

checked
fpbp
please be real!

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