Why did he feel that he needed to insert a large cob of corn up her ass before he killed her?

I'm gonna need a source on that you liar.

Not only did he say that, he said that Mexicans are BETTER people compared to native Iowans

wow lotta digits
>top kek

COBBED

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It was scrubbed from the news sites after they realized it was personal information about the case

Some user archived it in a thread yesterday

Yeah sure.

Wait is that...

Captain “CornHole” Mollie Tibbetts

“Corny Tips on my lips” Tibbetts

Mollie “slob on my knob like corn on the cob” Tibbetts

Mollie “stalks are up” Tibbetts

Mollie “The real ending to Signs” Tibbetts

Mollie “greener pastures” Tibbetts

Mollie “creamed corn” Tibbetts

Mollie “Daddy’s cornball” Tibbetts

Mollie “By the gods! I guess it was just my imagination” Tibbetts

Mollie “Candy Corn” Tibbetts

Mollie “Fertilize her” Tibbetts

Mollie “corn syrup? I thought you said rape” Tibbetts

Mollie “Do you ever wonder what’s up there?” Tibbetts

Mollie “Cornered” Tibbetts

Mollie “Harvest Surprise on a Sunrise”
Tibbetts

The one and only?

maybe he planned to cook her. so the cob added flavour, like you add stuffing to a turkey.

Never forget

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Literally never happened. This whole fucking thing is some kind of weird psyop. Just go search archives for corn, and you'll see what I mean.

he was a dirty beaner that hated Americans, the beaners here teach their kids to hate us just as they teach them in school to hate us down in that shithole Mexico, what's so surprising?

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surely if we wait, someone will provide the link...

>corn up her ass
wait he actually did that?

There was literal photo's of the crime scene leaked that showed her dead in the field and you could just make out something protruding out of the back of her dress

wish she had done porn before dying
;(

Based and redpilled

sage slide threads, even if they have corn
corn is a Jow Forums larp

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>“Corn … in Iowa this time of year is over eight feet tall and has that long skinny leaves as it grows and blossoms, and [Rivera] had ripped off a bunch of those off the corn stalk and inserted one cob into her anal cavity and then kind of laid them on her to try to camouflage her,” says Mortvedt.

people.com/crime/mollie-tibbetts-500-yards-cornfield-suspect-allegedly-tried-camouflage-her/

well yes but it's a larp that I am seriously invested in

Well, in this case he was right. I'd rather have tasty tacos and dumb wage-slave beaners than some fake-white bitch who sides with the enemy. Remember: Traitors are worse than enemies.

Don't tell me you wouldn't

I never used to like corn as a kid

Now I do

Do you think she would like corn if she had grown up?

Yep I remember it being reported byany smaller news sites. Also that the killer had a foot fetish which was also weirdly scrubbed.

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Im gonna need a source that he "didnt" put a corn cob up her ass.

he was going to burn her body and make popcorn
two birds, one stone
but he's a lazy spic so he didn't get around to that part

That's a lot of ands for a professional writer.

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Because Mexican illegals are just native Iowans with better food. He knows how to season his corn.

>Corn … in Iowa this time of year is over eight feet tall and has that long skinny leaves as it grows and blossoms, and [Rivera] had ripped off a bunch of those off the corn stalk and just kind of laid them on her to try to camouflage her,” says Mortvedt.
Here's the real quote from the article OP confirmed for shill.
SAGE AND HIDE SLIDE THREADS

sauce?

in case anyone still doubts this

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Jow Forums doesn't know how to have fun anymore

what happened Jow Forums?
you used to be cool...

Who cares? Seriously, give this a rest. There's good tacos to be had now.

You conveniently left out the corn in ass part... Look who's the shill now.

checked for truth

Proofs
Slide this thread

My cousin's brother is a sheriff in Iowa and he's married to the sister of the coroner that confirmed it. Why are you defending a traitor user? The last thing the world will remember about her is a corn cob sticking out her gaped asshole

That's because there are no leaf shitposters. OP is a shill trying to keep a slide thread going.
>reddit spacing
Like you would know how Jow Forums used to be. You have to go back.

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No proof this happened, but I am going to be looking for porn of this later tonight. Where do you meet girls who are into large insertions? I don't want to marry one but it has always been a fetish of mine.

Is it possible that she just didn't chew her food properly? A corn-fed Iowan girl like that..

>2018
>not getting your gf COBBED

No. I believe at first, she was all for taking the tip of the cob. The spic ended up putting the whole thing in her butt and it ultimately took her life.

how loud do you think her final BRAP was

Earth shattering. Oooh and the smell....
Like bloody shit tacos.

kek supreme

Mollie “popping kernels” Tibbetts never ceases to break wind. She was a corn pusher for sure.

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I'm waiting for the meme to evolve into asking if you'd suck a corn cobb out of Mollie Tibets ass desu

>2018
>not getting rodded

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Το crush that pussey.WITH (literally) NO SURVIVORS.

so it begins

oh is this the chick who was killed by an illegal?

What in the actual fuck??

I bet her cob-cutter looked amazing in that jogging gear

actually it is you that is needing to be doing the going back

and yeah, maybe this is a slide thread
I don't care about it either way
unlike you and every other dumb boomer, redditor, shill and journalist here, I don't come to Jow Forums to have serious conversations and never really have
do you remember when Jow Forums was satire?
I remember when Jow Forums was satire

*sips*

oh I remember...

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Why would anyone suck corn out of someones ass?

I'd suck it out of her pussey tho.

Thanks, fuckhead. Now I’m going to hell for laughing uncontrollably. This poor girl was murdered. Now all I can think about is some epic shoving a corncob in her ass. Also checked

but he actually did shove a corncob up her ass. One can only wonder why though.

If he gets the death penalty (obviously won't) but if he did he could ask for corn on the cob.

Probably trying to clean out his semen.

what do you think they did with the cob after they retrieved it? hope it didn't go to waste

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How would that work? I'd imagine it's ok for a psycho to do that to get a kick out of it, but to do it to clean out semen would be moronic. Semen leaves residue you can't clean up with just a cob.

They probably portioned it and gave it to the killers 20 children.

Yeah but that doesn't tell us if she was cornholed before her death, or after. After is easier. Before is hotter.

He wanted to remain true to the act of cornholing. Thus he inserted the corn in the hole. Jeez lads, super simple.

just got back from the store. I was cracking up every time I saw a corn product and bought a vacuum-sealed corn on the cob in honor of this thread

F. Enjoy your cobbing

He filmed her tied up in a cornfield forcing her to use the cob as a sex object

The video was leaked by someone in the department, some user managed to grab a screen cap of the video though - nasty stuff

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I had to microwave it because I couldn't find a phat brapper to simmer it in

You are all racists. Corn holing hos with corn is part of Mexico's rich culture.

she wanted it

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lmfao and libshits will STILL say
>i-its not a illegal immigrant problem!
they're willing to get literally cornholed and murdered than admit they are wrong about illegals.
Leftism is a legitimate mental illness.

yeah im sure they said that on the news

He said they have better food (which is true) he DID NOT say they were better people (which is probably true too)

>Not hogtying her and gagging her with the corn cob instead
pathetic

Fucked if true.

I want to see that video

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unexpected behaviors is just part of the multicultural experience

Need more standard of proof that it is that person.

Nice butthole, though.

It's a psyop by lefties
Remember the Bernie "corncobbed" meme from last year?

corn up the butt is normal foreplay here

Leftists wouldn't portray an unregistered immigrant sexually torturing a young white American woman.

country girls make do

Didnt this bitches father say he preferred Mexican food to safety?

Why would the left meme this? There's no positive for them.

Source or it didnt happened.

Super monkey?

>ears of corn shoved up her asshole her intestines burst

>stabbed 80 times

deserved every second of it.

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I heard on the news that she was ass fucked extremely hard with both penis and a corn cob leading the anal passage to completely collapse. I couldn't believe they would say that on tv.