/ptg/ President Trump General - Victorious Laughter Edition

Why the fuck are they still giving a whore who doesn't exist the opportunity to "testify to the Senate" instead of voting now?

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MAGA, please!

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Too smart to fail, too big to jail. He certainly is a wonderful man.

Need more hatted Bowsettes.

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>OUTRAGE

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>Jow Forums trolling

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S3 NEVER EVER

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Gays not welcome

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>too smart
>locks twitter because muh feels

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user, I won't repeat: without the dissonance of the frown faces, or of the poverty in their house this poster will attract more positive attention from people that agree with it than negative attention from people that disagree.

>publix is BASED
>only real floridians go to publix
>youre not a white man unless you eat publix subs

Uh....so WHYY THE FUCK AM I IN A 30 MINUTE LINE FOR MY TENDIE SUB

im done.
This is the last time i get fooled by ptg.
Its OVER.

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Then surely he has documentary evidence of his claims.

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When they find his massive stash of child porn

Why do you say that?

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“Unfortunately, just last night I was disturbed and indeed deeply disappointed to hear remaining parties in the Iran (nuclear) deal announce they are setting up a special payment system to bypass U.S. sanctions. This is one of the most counterproductive measures imaginable for regional global peace and security,” Pompeo said at conference. “By sustaining revenues to the regime you are solidifying Iran’s ranking as (the) No. 1 state sponsor of terror.”

>not posting him purely because of the reaction faces

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maga

literally who?

Ist Kav ein Sexmonster?

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>One of the best weeks of 2018 so far.

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How’s this

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>That Sparticus face

You can keep Ivanka and Melania. Paris is mine.

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He can't make light of things that didn't happen. We need to literally fucking murder male feminists out of existence.

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Meme magic is back.

>Jow Forums trolling

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twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1044682069727760384

we are the media now

PUBSUBS BRO

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i've had like a dozen pubsubs in the past few days with everything being 5.99. i'm over it for a while.

Chompette too while we're at it.

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Is the bowl of green m and m’s a reference, seems familiar

Death to all trannyposters

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AWOO~

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I just thought he was some random guy.
Who is he?

what a fucking shocking development that no one could ever have predicted

No

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I wholeheartedly agree!

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> BEGONE THOTS
Just think of it this way user
> There are women lurking in this thread right now
> They may as well be hot
And I mean more than the habitual 10-12 women I estimate to be regulars in this thread, plus the 2 or 3 regular bakers that are also from the fairest sex

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>he didn't order ahead online

I like it but I like this one better even if yours has better hair.

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Van Halen rock band reference.
Attention to contract detail.
If the green M&Ms were there it was likely everything else was too.

>Uh....so WHYY THE FUCK AM I IN A 30 MINUTE LINE FOR MY TENDIE SUB

All subs are $5.99 through today, including Boar's Head.

The lines have been nuts!

everyone says the tendie subs are god tier though.

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>merchant hands
>sparticus face

Its some celebrity demand made for their green room/dressing room at a concert/performance/tv appearance.
Forgot which, but (((celebrities))) are notorious for retarded demands, and there are sometimes lists made of the most ridiculous ones.

> this tickles me right into the funny box

Don’t fall For the “ford won’t testify” bullshit....this is perpetuated by dems and her legal team in order to give the apperance of “bravery” when she shows up

>THOTS
>LURK MOAR

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who is this Jow Forums people keep talking about guys?

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So the CNN image posted a few threads ago, I saved it and it gave me a folder with all the other Fotos in the the thread plus other random .*

Concern.jpg

Big if true

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Worst Baker using hairpins does not make him a girl.

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>he doesn't order his Publix subs online ahead of time

It's like you're retarded

>Great rally friday
>nosenstein resigns
>metoo house of cards crumbling
>kav getting confirmed, is /ourvolcel/
>CPL declared persona non-grata by the dems
>pres BTFOs all enemies of America and freedom in UN speech
That's since friday. It's only tuesday.

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>tendie sub
BUT THEY'RE ULTIMATE SUB IS THE BEST.

>"SHE MUST BE HEARD! YOU WHITE MALE NAZIS AREN'T GOING TO SILENCE WOMEN! BELIEVE HER! #METOO!"
>Alright fine, she can come down to testify.
>"HOW DARE YOU QUESTION HER AND FORCE HER TO SPEAK?!"
why are they retarded
please tell me the general public is realizing this

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t. Avenatti

>not overseeing the retards to ensure quality

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What's a Spartacus face?

>not having sushi

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i never admitted anything about that

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sez the faget

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>like

Publix is great, bro

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I think it's supposed to be ACDC, and the story goes if they didn't get the single color candy that likely other parts of the rider weren't fulfilled

Wait he resigned?!

Unlock your Twitter, faggot

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>Is the bowl of green m and m’s a reference, seems familiar
Van Halen. They had very strict requirements for their gear (speakers, lights, etc) and to ensure everything they asked was followed to a T they included some tripwires like the infamous "a bowl of M&Ms, no browns".
If the venue failed the M&M test they had to double check everything from electrical to carpentry to everything because they couldn't trust the venue to have followed the specifications.

sonicette is pretty hot with those hoop earrings famm

>he thinks short hair is worse than long hair
Your iq is likely subzero and your taste is shit. Sorry bro.

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>not knowing they make the online orders first
hurr durr i'm old fashioned

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Oh the days when Brooke was something special

Now she is just a dumb bitch

>bravery
Perjury is not brave

whats on the ultimate?

If they fuck it up you WILL get a sub for free.

probably saved the webage, moron. Is there an HTM file in the folder?

I would like to give thanks to japan for being a great source of energy and enthusiasm.

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Shitlibs are so emasculated they don’t realize the more republicans hear about kavanaugh’s bro days the more relateable and likeable he becomes

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I don't need your consent anyways

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