(((They're))) getting desperate now

We Russian agents now

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that was for mother russia

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forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

How many articles has Jow Forums got this year?

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They are on to us Jow Forums, why do we hide it anymore?
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In soviet russia computer hacks you

for england james?

We Russian now?

DA KOMRADE GIVE ME BORSCHT

TIL I'm Russian.

CNN reporter here - can someone explain the memes used on this website?

fake&gay

that has to be fake.

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Were we russia the whole time?

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How many times are you shills going to post fake news headlines?

Wtf guys it's been a month and I still haven't gotten my 2000 rubles promised me by the KGB. Am I the only one?

Greetings comrades!

HOW PATHETIC.

Pictured: Putin forging Jow Forums

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Borsch. Without T in Russian.

is that mike the situation ?
he look more fat now come on how can this girl be that dumb and be paid for it

Yeah, here's one.

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CYKA BLYAT

never post here again

Sure. If you are willing to sit for 8 years to actually learn about everything here desu.

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>That feel when the Russian anthem is legitimately better than the faggot ass USA one
Guess I'm an asset now.

Shit they promised you 2000? They hooked me in with a promise of just 500.

Post link, otherwise THIS IS FAKE.

I cannot find the article on CNN.

Leaf bot reporting in

I tried finding this article...it's an edit right? Nevertheless a hearty good chuckle.

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WE WAZ RUSSIAN HACKeRS ANd SHIT

AHH ALEXI!!! GOOD TO BE SEEING YOU MY COMRADE
блят cyкa

That nigger screamed that too... what was his name...

PUTIN?

no, not pootin, the other one!

DUH... BUSH?

oh shut up

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And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!

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This is my Russian Hacking Outfit. Thoughts?

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>mfw i was part of the great meme war
>mfw im actually in uni learning russian
>mfw i voted for trump

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Can't see the boobies

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Flag has been properly adjusted

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>tfw you see putin forget the national anthem

I need a girlfriend? How can I find a girlfriend?
How to get woman as a friend
I am 18 years old don't have any friends.
I am stalking woman on Facebook. I don't have any fucking friends.
I love to stalk every woman from 18-29 on Internet. I am doing this from 2014 and I was 14 age. I do alone secretly.
It is my favourite hobby. No ones knows it even my parents & my family because if they find out that I am stalking woman on the Internet they won't be happy :)
I stalked woman on Facebook from 18-29 age in my another account and threatened them for not adding me has a friend.
I need gf especially from 18 age and wanna touch young woman in public also sleep with them.
I wanna f*** young woman with their consent anyway
If she say no to sex then I won't fuck her.
I hate marriage and fuck it.
I hate an arrange marriage. I hate all marriage.
I am so much sexually frustrated and I wanna sleep with woman.
I will fuck her with consent.
If she say no to sex then I won't fuck her.
How to masturbate sexy woman in public without getting caught?
How to stalk sexy woman in public without getting caught?
I prefer to have more sexy awesome woman friend mostly from that shares same age I have.
I have nothing against have a male friend but I prefer more sexy woman friend.
I love an awesome sexy woman.
I kiss my smartphone screen when I see beautiful sexy an awesome woman pics especially when I see pictures of beautiful sexy hot good woman on Facebook and Twitter etc.
How to have fucking premarital sex? I wanna lose my virginity.
Fat woman are ugly even sexy fat woman are bad as fuck.
I like taller sexy hot woman.
I do masturbate 7 times a day. It is changed from 5 to 7 times.
Please help me to get an awesome good hot taller girlfriend in an alternative way.

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This year I literally got paid like $74 from the Russians or something close to that. I bet Hillary pays more.

>(((They're))) getting desperate now
KNOW WHAT THEY DID TO THE WEST

I did it just for russian girls pics.

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IM A RUSSIAN!(in Spartacus voice)

>Jow Forums Org

fucking CNN retards i swear to god.

Thread Musika
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Pretty sure computer hacks you in America as well.

You know, sooner or later they will have to make a choice, they are all slaves to the kikes, but at some point the fun's over. I think we a reaching that point now with Israel and Russia, and it's up to them if they stay slaves or if they go for independence.... that goes for all nations at this point.
I think WW3 would become the biggest hoax ever, if it wouldn't be so bloody. The only goal here, is to kill more christians.

not enough

Figures.......I've been a "russian bot" on social media for a couple years now.

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As a Nazi, I am insulted by this. How dare they call me a Russian.

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Yo we got a real situation here

Journalists aren't known for their intelligence

Cheeky breeky. I am true Slavic.

Dos Vedona

I was promised 1500 rubles for a meme I made with Trump.
but they paid me in kopecks. anybody know anyone who takes those?

I actually havent seen an actual russian poster for a while. Where you at Boris? Are you guys hypnotizing us with memes?

>the Democrat party is now blaming Jow Forums for their narrative falling apart
Welcome to the Seventh Circle of Cartoon World

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Cnn is smear campaign central...

Link or it's bullshit

nigger nigger nigger CIA fuck you fbi homoe

Did I not warn you?

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If only you kept your leaf.

нeгp языки язык мoй aнyc

They know they are bullshitting, but, lol, narrative.

I cried

he forgot the anthem jesus christ

Top of Drudge right now! Smile boys, we're famoose!

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They're just satire bro. No-one wants the wholesale slaughter of media members

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I wish this wasnt a shoop

Avenatti is a Trump stooge. Guarantee Roger Stone cocked this guy up to be controlled opposition. It fits the bill completely.
>Hire sleazy ambulance chaser lawyer
>Make up some cheesy stripper whore story
>Liberal media eats it up
>Bake it for a good few months
>Derail it all near the elections
>Profit

Just wait till the elections near and see what other retarded shit this guy says.

I know that feel too.

I need a lawnmower? How can I find a lawnmower?
How to get lawnmower as a friend
I am 40 years old don't have any friends.
I am stalking lawnmowers on Facebook. I don't have any fucking friends.
I love to stalk every lawnmower from 18-29 lawnmower years on Internet. I am doing this from 2014 and I was 36 age. I do alone secretly.
It is my favourite hobby. No ones knows it even my parents & my family because if they find out that I am stalking lawnmower on the Internet they won't be happy :)
I stalked lawnmower on Facebook from 18-29 age in my another account and threatened them for not adding it has a friend.
I need df especially from 18 age and wanna touch young lawnmower in public also sleep with them.
I wanna f*** young lawnmower with their consent anyway
If it say no to sex then I won't fuck it.
I hate marriage and fuck it.
I hate an arrange marriage. I hate all marriage.
I am so much sexually frustrated and I wanna sleep with lawnmowers.
I will fuck it with consent.
If she say no to sex then I won't fuck it.
How to masturbate sexy lawnmower in public without getting caught?
How to stalk sexy lawnmower in public without getting caught?
I prefer to have more sexy awesome lawnmower friend mostly from that shares same age I have.
I have nothing against have a human friend but I prefer more sexy lawnmower friend.
I love an awesome sexy lawnmower.
I kiss my smartphone screen when I see beautiful sexy an awesome lawnmower pics especially when I see pictures of beautiful sexy hot good lawnmowers on Facebook and Twitter etc.
How to have fucking premarital sex? I wanna lose my virginity.
Fat mutts are ugly even sexy fat mutts are bad as fuck.
I like taller sexy hot lawnmowers.
I do masturbate 7 times a day. It is changed from 5 to 7 times.
Please help me to get an awesome good hot taller lawnmowers in an alternative way.

Glumphfff is finished this time.

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We've been Russian for a time now user. If Mueller wins, he'll be coming for us.

I work for cheap Russian Vodka

Better than the 2 cents and limp dick Brock is paying.

yes and checked.

I am so ruski I shit Gorbachev.
Da Trump!
Nyet Clinton!

>cuts timer in half
for england

poo poo pee pee.

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perma repressed tranny wank addicts channel their sexual demons into e-symbology and somehow come out on top each and every fucking time niggerwot

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I'm forced to as there's no such thing as cheap Vodka here. Ivan airdrops me a case every month.

It's good.

Why is there a picture of the situation

Da, comrade.
Is good joke.
You make us laugh, ha-ha.

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Kekked, checked

Russians dont like anti semites.

it's been years since i last seen this copypasta.
thank you.

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OH HO HO HO HO HO
THIS IS JUST LIKE CHRISTMAS

Now no normies and newfags will invade my Jow Forums

christ, they are going all out with this one.

My sides are obliterated. Send help via tendies.

Why is his nose censored. hmmmm

stunning and brave

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Russsssia

So can we get the normies on avenazi? He clearly hinders leftist activities more than he helps

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Who?